I seriously want to know what is best in your guys opinion. Vagina, handjob, blowjob, or the utterly famous FHUTA. Any girls too can reply, though I wouldnt count on it. For me it would be vagina. Maybe because I dont think I ever got a blowjob where a girl really knew what she was doing, as I never came from a blowjob. And I've yet to try fhuta so..
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What do you prefer to do with a chick (or vice versa)
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Naked Snake
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Nothing seems to do the trick for me, unfortunately.
wait.. how do you screw up a blowjob that bad? I mean, I can understand not having a good one, but how the hell do you not get off? I mean, you can get off by slamming a fist back and forth in a speedy motion, it doesnt take much.
handjobs to me are useless. Seriously, I can do that myself. If I have an actual women in front of me there are much better things to do.
Everything else is good stuff as well, but you did forget the breasts.. good things can be accomplished there.
handjobs to me are useless. Seriously, I can do that myself. If I have an actual women in front of me there are much better things to do.
Everything else is good stuff as well, but you did forget the breasts.. good things can be accomplished there.
Manabanana
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adelgary said:
:lol :lol Awesome reply.
Matlock said:
I have a great story about that actually.. I was at a party and there was a chick there who was a little loose. Anyway one of my friends got a BJ from her, and about 30 minutes later one of my other friends was trying to get one from her too (knowing full well what had allready happened). When they got back to the bedroom she tried to kiss him, and he threw her to the floor, and told her if he wanted any of that he would just suck him off.
Ninja Scooter
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those are all nice, but ultimately it all leads back to the vaj.
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Get my diiick suckked...what're yoooouuuu doin?
I need to stop listening to this hip-hop shit... :\
I need to stop listening to this hip-hop shit... :\
Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
I've never FHUTA'd. It really just doesn't appeal to me in the slightest. And, while I know they exist, I've yet to meet a girl who actually wants to do it, so it's not happened.
Maybe one day I'll have a wife who's popped out 3 sprogs and I'll actually want some sort of feeling back so try it.
As for the rest, sex if it's good.
Maybe one day I'll have a wife who's popped out 3 sprogs and I'll actually want some sort of feeling back so try it.
As for the rest, sex if it's good.
StoOgE said:
Handjobs work because they're a new spin on an old trick. True, the woman usually isn't as good as you are but the effort and eye candy (it helps if she's naked while doing it) make up for the lack of skill and usually make it at least an interesting experience (you don't have to get off, if it gets you hard then you can go on to oral or vaginal from there).
Luscious LeftFoot
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StoOgE said:
Teeth, my friend. Teeth.
::Shudders::
andthebeatgoeson
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Her and her hot friend.
Megafoo Chavez
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i like it when she pees on my chest
Haha, you don't like the teeth? As long as you can take and possibly like pain, the teeth rock. It has to be intentional though.Luscious LeftFoot said:
i don't have a set in stone preference. Sometimes i prefer giving oral, sometimes getting, sometimes good ol' vaginal. i haven't done much more beyond that because my relationships lately have been way too short to work my way deeper into my sexual interests, and i don't want to scare women away.
One thing that's definitely underrated though (and i know i'll get ripped on for this but fuck it) is having her FYUTA. Under the right circumstances, it's fucking awesome.
Fuck, did i ever. We had five encounters total. The first time i was unexpectantly nervous and she was really self-conscious about her body, but we pretty quickly overcame that.Socreges said:
i can't say the sex was phenomenal, just that it lasted longer than with the women i dated my own age (twenties). i think the oral was much better than the intercourse, but like i said earlier, i don't really have a preference.She talked a lot about her husband (whom she was then recently divorced from) and each time we were together it was obvious how much she missed him, and that i was a physical replacement for him. i think that was kind of a breaking point with her.
Things ended kinda odd though. i called her since i was in her area, seeing if she wanted to meet for "lunch", and she never called back. That was like two or three months ago. All i know now is that she's still with the company.
And no, i did not FHUTA.
Brian Fellows
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J2 Cool said:
Well its certainly not handjob. I've yet to meet a girl who can do it right. Its always like getting a an indian rope burn on my weiner. Plus I can do that myself.
Other than using a lot of lube and taking your time with it, is there a trick to actually getting in there? Maybe my girl was simply too tight, but i simply could not get in more than a few inches in before she started hurting, at which point i immediately moved on, after changing condoms of course.isamu said:
Late Stage Marxist
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I hope to never meet any of you in person.
ZombieSupaStar
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aoi tsuki said:
aoi tsuki said:
Dude.
I'm all for open-mindedness. But it's one thing to experiment sexually....it's quite another to have your ass fucked. By your girl.
And handjobs rock. You need the oil/lubricant whatever. There has been times where out of everything mentioned in the first post, handjobs were my favorite. Look at it this way. When you gently pass your fingers on your arm, you don't feel shit. When a girl does that, you never want her to stop, ever. Same thing for handjobs. Although they're obviously quite effective even if you're alone too, a woman doing it for you has that added pleasure that can make it ten times better.
Rock on, [strange] brother!aoi tsuki said:Fuck, did i ever. We had five encounters total. The first time i was unexpectantly nervous and she was really self-conscious about her body, but we pretty quickly overcame that.
She talked a lot about her husband (whom she was then recently divorced from) and each time we were together it was obvious how much she missed him, and that i was a physical replacement for him. i think that was kind of a breaking point with her.
Things ended kinda odd though. i called her since i was in her area, seeing if she wanted to meet for "lunch", and she never called back. That was like two or three months ago. All i know now is that she's still with the company.
And no, i did not FHUTA.
Did she end up paying you too?
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