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[CrapSandwich]

Women who call their sexual partner "Daddy".

If my missus ever calls me this my dick would turn limp & fall off.

TBH it's usually a battle between me and the wife over who gets to call who "mommy" or "daddy." You just need to expand your horizons a little.

 

[Silent Duck]

Harry Fucking Potter

Why does both USA Network and SyFy Channel show marathons of this little shit every other day? Sometimes both channels simultaneously.

And don't even get me started with Hunger Games on TNT... every other day. Fuck you, Hunger Games!

 

[LemmingWithaParachute]

When you pause a YT video and that obnoxious giant preview bar for other videos appears at the bottom.

Arrogant prick.


When people talk on forums and use "we" in their posts to reference their other household inhabitants. Just say I.

"We bought the new OLED model blah blah blah".

 

[lock2k]

Holier

Football (American). I hate hearing it, I hate seeing it, and I especially hate people who talk about it. I fucking hate hate hate football. To add to it, I hate any team sport where someone is relegated to one single role.

You mean Handegg? he he he

 

[thenugget]

Whiny people

 

[flibbertyjibbert]

reviews that describe something as a 'romp'

get some new words, idiots

 

[sonomamashine]

People touching my head.

Bald confirmed.

 

[-Troid-]

Oh wait I got another one, but it's based off of my own anecdotal evidence so I may piss off anyone who's a Biker but tbh I don't really care.

Bikers: Ride your ass if you're not going at least 15 miles over the speed limit while they're blasting their highbeams if it also happens to be even the slightest bit dark out.

Also Bikers: PeOplE NeEd tO Be mINdfUL oF bIkeRs oN tHe RoAD

Seriously Bikers are the most entitled cunts on the road. I fucking hate that I work close to where bike week happens every year and I hope it gets cancelled because of Coronavirus. And if it doesn't they should all get it.

 

[MafiaMurderBag]

Oh wait I got another one, but it's based off of my own anecdotal evidence so I may piss off anyone who's a Biker but tbh I don't really care.

Bikers: Ride your ass if you're not going at least 15 miles over the speed limit while they're blasting their highbeams if it also happens to be even the slightest bit dark out.

Also Bikers: PeOplE NeEd tO Be mINdfUL oF bIkeRs oN tHe RoAD

Seriously Bikers are the most entitled cunts on the road. I fucking hate that I work close to where bike week happens every year and I hope it gets cancelled because of Coronavirus. And if it doesn't they should all get it.

I am a biker and I understand where you're coming from. I consider my self a very responsible rider, However there are bikers who ride like utter dicks, think accidents only happen to other men & not them and are just generally terrible ambassadors for the motorcycle community.

It's thanks to knob heads like those that brews hostility towards me for no reason.

 

[Lionel Richie]

Bald confirmed.

Nope! I hate when people stroke my hair as well. And I have no idea why I feel like this lol.

 

[Soltype]

Football (American). I hate hearing it, I hate seeing it, and I especially hate people who talk about it. I fucking hate hate hate football. To add to it, I hate any team sport where someone is relegated to one single role.

Was it always like that or did you grow up with a bad team?Who's the big team in your area?

 

[and 3 others]

Was it always like that or did you grow up with a bad team?Who's the big team in your area?

Hated it since I could understand what it was. I hated it before I knew how to spell 'team'.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Towing the corporate line/call centre script no matter what. Actually deliver some customer service you automatons.

Also stores that have the same "Sale!" sign out all year round and it's faded from sun exposure.

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Spiders, fuck spiders. I know logically that the overwhelming number of species of spiders one will encounter outside of Australia are harmless to humans, but I don't care.

 

[Orpheum]

Cauliflower.

That shit can go extinct if you ask me. Piece of trash vegetable.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Fake, phony people who are forever unhappy but don't have the balls or strength to just be decent for once in their pathetic, oxygen-stealing useless lives.

People who see decency as a weakness.

People.

 

[Kadayi]

I think all of the things I hate are perfectly reasonable, especially cyclists.

Yeah, a bunch of cunts by on large. I particularly hate those sad Tour De France wannabees that never seem to use the designated cycle lane on my commute to work. It's lucky that the UK has such strict gun laws otherwise I'd have given over to this a long time ago: -

Also, forum names that are not sat on one line or split into two parts so they sit on two lines sensibly. Looks fucking retarded.