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What does the Cookie Monster eat all the time?

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sometimes being an american sucks. people are to liberal. now my kid wount get to watch cookie monster and enjoy him the way i did. probably the same asses who sued mcdonalds from being overweight. your the kids parent tell them no, dont give them a cookie. teach them exercise, yes you actually have to teach your kids. a funny concept huh.
c is for cookie and thats good enough for me
 

DMczaf

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 

android

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Next thing you know welfare will be helping Oscar into a homeless shelter and Bert and Ernie will become officially out.
 
I am outraged, in ways one can not possibly imagine. Cookie monster was my childhood hero.

C was for cookie, and that was good enough for him. =(
 

Flynn

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Don't be so reactionary.

If you want the real truth Cookie Monster doesn't eat shit.

He just breaks the cookie up with his mouth and lets the pieces fall all over the ground.
 
Forgotten_Taco said:
I am outraged, in ways one can not possibly imagine. Cookie monster was my childhood hero.

C was for cookie, and that was good enough for him. =(

More to the point, the Cookie monster clearly lacks the incisors necessary to break up raw vegetables, and he was always a bulimic anyway (he's a messy eater with a 0% chance of actually getting past the "chewing" stage).

If he had a stomach, I would say they were trying to starve him to death. -_-;
 

Substance

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Flynn said:
He just breaks the cookie up with his mouth and lets the pieces fall all over the ground.

Damn, you stole my reply! I remember somebody typing that exact same response a long time ago on this forum. It made me laugh...
 

aoi tsuki

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IIRC, this is one of the three changes that was in the works some time ago. The second was Bert and Ernie officially coming out, which probably won't happen anytime soon, especially given that an episode of Arthur (or a spin-off) an episode where a character visited a couple of syrupers run by two lesbians didn't air in a lot of regions. i forget what the third change was.
 

kablooey

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android said:
Next thing you know welfare will be helping Oscar into a homeless shelter and Bert and Ernie will become officially out.

:lol

Reminds me of the Family Guy segment with the "mature" Bert and Ernie. :D
 

J2 Cool

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quadriplegicjon said:
cookie monster and oscar the grouch were my role models growing up. :(:(


damn right! Through all the educational value, cookie monster was always great entertainment between. It never made me a cookie freak. It was great to see someone truly motivated and inspired by what they love. Faithful even. And now he's being tempted by veggies? Bastards! Cookie Monster was hardcore the way he attacked that shit
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
"Sesame Street character gets healthy, learns to control cravings"

this title makes me weep for America
 
It's the White Man trying to keep the muppet down!

The lack of interest in parenting is the most alarming problem with America. In addition to the lack of planned parenthood and the idiotic casual views of sex which lead to bastard offspring.

Kids can't eat cookies if you don't supply them.

Kids can't eat junk food if you don't supply them.

Kids can't eat McDonalds if you don't supply them.

I'm seeing a pattern here.

Weep for America?

The time for mourning is over. It's time for America to be uttered in the same breath as Roman Empire.

God damned stupid, fat kids parents. >:|

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the world sucks...

anyone remember roger ramjet??

his show was pulled from the air in australia a year or so ago because him taking proton pills was deemed as drug use and unsutable for children.

dodgy shit, in my opinion. censorship has gone too far. cookie monster was the greatest muppet of them all.
 

Rorschach

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Bah! This is a lot of people's fav character including my 1 year old nephew's. >:|

He's damn funny and it's easy to do the voice.
 

kablooey

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It's not censorship...no one's pressured them to do this aside from themselves. True, I was a huge fan of Cookie Monster growing up, but times change. :)
 

Memles

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You people come from a line of great extremists...nowhere in any article does it say that he'll stop singing C is for Cookie. He, for the purpose of the health kick, simply sang a different song.

There is nothing stopping him from eating cookies in the future, singing his theme song; hell, he's put different foods in for Cookie in his main theme before.

While I agree that the character is a great one as it is, I don't even think this will change the overall character. It's not like he's on the show all the time anyways. All it is is the occasional segment where Cookie Monster realizes that cookies aren't a meal.

I don't think this rapes the character or anything.
 

Ristamar

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"C" is for Cauliflower...

"C" is for Carrots...

"C" is for Collard greens...

"C" is for Corn...

"C" is for your Childhood being raped...
 

Gruco

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I always liked Captain Vegetable. That guy had a sweet theme song. Hopefully this will get the man some more exposure.
 

Flynn

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What's more important, the posibility or improving the lives of millions of children whom unfortunately can't depend on their parents to raise them right, or the preservation of your childhood memories?
 
When C was for Cookie and it was good enough for him, I did not turn out to be a fat ass

They should introduce a new character that does only Veggies not rape Cookie Monster's Style

Elmo turned out okay have him eat Veggies dammit!
 

Ristamar

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Flynn said:
What's more important, the posibility or improving the lives of millions of children whom unfortunately can't depend on their parents to raise them right, or the preservation of your childhood memories?

:lol :lol :lol

CHILDREN OF THE EARTH, BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD

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