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[Speevy]

 

[Bronx-Man]

I'd move my black ass straight to Toronto.

Spoiler

For four years and then come back when he's replaced by President Yeezy.

 

[Beefy]

If Trump wins in the USA and Boris in the UK...

 

[UberTag]

The Simpsons, "Bart to the Future", Season 11, Episode 17 (Airdate: March 19, 2000)

 

[Partition]

 

[ItIsOkBro]

PM Trudeau will accept you guys with open arms.

 

[TedNindo]

The US would become some weird reality TV show for the rest of the world to laugh at.

 

[darkinstinct]

Some GAFers believe a Trump nomination would be the undoing of the Republicans. Democrats would reclaim the Senate and House on the coattails of an epic White House victory. It's starting to look like an inevitability that he'll get the nod: So, what if he wins it all? Anything can happen. There are many catastrophic events that could tip the odds in his favor (recession, White House scandal, opponent indicted or hospitalized, etc). I don't even know what a Trump presidency looks like. His top agenda items include instigating a humanitarian crisis and a trade war. Income tax is abolished for most Americans but our national debt is eliminated. Our military is grown so large, terrorists think twice about attacking civilians. Obamacare is repealed but Trump makes a deal with hospitals to offer free care. The press answer to the White House press secretary. The Bible is replaced by The Art Of The Deal as the Oath-taking book.

You can't win without the Hispanics, they are the deciding factor. Trump would have no chance at all.

 

[oti]

Hey Americans, you can always move to Germany! Three rules though:

1. It's football, not soccer.
2. 28/10, not 10/28 (seriously, get a grip)
3. Leave your guns in the states.

 

[Alchemy]

It would absolutely be a disaster.

 

[Novocaine]

If Trump gets in It might be exactly the horror show everyone needs.

Honestly? Yeah I kind of agree.

 

[giga]

PM Trudeau will accept you guys with open arms.

I…I want it willingly.

 

[andythinkpad]

Allovermyface.jpg

 

[Guevara]

America will finally be great again?

 

[Bodacious]

Same old same old, most likely. Just like with Obama, people got sold on that hope & change, that there'd be some major societal upheaval. But as with any President, a few bills got passed, 4 or 8 years went by, gas prices went up down up down, election season comes again.

 

[Nasser]

He will make America great again.

 

[Dicer]

Beat me to it...

 

[oti]

Same old same old, most likely. Just like with Obama, people got sold on that hope & change, that there'd be some major societal upheaval. But as with any President, a few bills got passed, 4 or 8 years went by, gas prices went up down up down, election season comes again.

Obama SAVED America's reputation. At least in Germany he did.

 

[EatinOlives]

He would be met by the realities of politics, give up basically his whole agenda and just be a boring president with funny comments.

Realistically, this.

It also won't take long for people to realize he has no knowledge of foreign policy. Anything in that regard will be a carnival of stupid coming from his administration.

And lol if anyone think he'll even lift a finger to "close the loopholes" for the rich.

EDIT: Not to mention our reputation abroad is going to take a huge hit. To go from an "Obama" presidency to "Irascible bellowing rich old white guy" immediately after will have the world shaking their heads for 4 years. Yes, 4 years. No chance he gets re-elected.

 

[Bodacious]

Obama SAVED America's reputation. At least in Germany he did.

ok

 

[adj_noun]

Obama SAVED America's reputation. At least in Germany he did.

The opinions of the rest of the world tend to get swept under the rug for this type of thing.

 

[gutter_trash]

Canada seems nice

nobody gets in muhaahahaha

 

[Jacksinthe]

The exact same thing Republicans feared if Obama became president. EXACT SAME THING! But this time... Its THE OTHER GUYS :O

 

[Bronx-Man]

The US would become some weird reality TV show for the rest of the world to laugh at.

Isn't that what we've been since we got involved in Iraq?

 

[Kusagari]

Obama SAVED America's reputation. At least in Germany he did.

Republicans tell us Obama has made America a joke to the world, friend.

 

[valkillmore]

Can you even imagine the size of the tiger shrimp served at his inauguration ball.

 

[Robdraggoo]

Im only 5 hours from Vancouver.
Im expecting him to drop from the race as soon as he realizes he has to live in the white house.

 

[Ryaaan14]

You wouldn't notice much of a difference aside from seeing Trump on tv and in the news all the t...oh, no difference then.

 

[params7]

At the least, middle-east will find some peace without the constant tug for regime changes.

 

[oti]

Republicans tell us Obama has made America a joke to the world, friend.

How can people seriously believe that after the running joke that was the Bush Jr. administration?

 

[B-Dubs]

Can you even imagine the size of the tiger shrimp served at his inauguration ball.

They'll be YUUGE!

 

[giga]

How can people seriously believe that after the running joke that was the Bush Jr. administration?

Don't tell Republicans that the rest of the world is to the far left of Democrats.

 

[JDSN]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gb0mxcpPOU

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

Obama SAVED America's reputation. At least in Germany he did.

Yep. In the West, it was very fashionable to vehemently hate the US in the 2000s. Everyone unironically rocked it out to "American Idiot". Now the places that dislike the US are the same places that always did.

 

[linsivvi]

How can people seriously believe that after the running joke that was the Bush Jr. administration?

People who live in a bubble.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Off to Canada. For real this time.

Living where Orphan Black is filmed doesn't seem too bad.

 

[Thatonemoor]

Yeah.... he isn't going to win.

 

[Africanus]

Exactly. Both parties really are the same.

Yup.

Exactly.

There were no differences between Obama and Bush before him.

 

[egruntz]

Stupid question but is this real? That's some crazy stuff. I don't understand how the debris around the ships completely up and away, and the ships are still visible and seemingly intact.

 

[Ziffles]

Yup.

Exactly.

There were no differences between Obama and Bush before him.

You know, Michelle, we really are the Bushes.

 

[sevenchaos]

The thirteenth tribe of Israel will rise to reclaim their homeland.

 

[Bubble Metropolis]

Republicans tell us Obama has made America a joke to the world, friend.

Well maybe not in commie nations like Germany, but in REAL countries like Uganda or Russia we are now a LAUGHINSTOCK.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Trump chuckles, "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

 

[Rayis]

I would not be happy, I'd be especially worried about his supreme court justice appointees

 

[Yaphett Kotto]

Isn't that what we've been since we got involved in Iraq?

Yea, pretty much.

I remember a British magazine or newspaper making fun of America for voting Bush back in.

 

[Servbot24]

I thought Bush took care of that. I mean, could he possibly be worse than Bush?

Absolutely.

 

[Numb]

Isn't that what we've been since we got involved in Iraq?

Can confirm this.

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

Yea, pretty much.

I remember a British magazine or newspaper making fun of America for voting Bush back in.

While Britain was voting Blair back in?

As a Canadian, I was facepalming for you both

 

[shadowsdarknes]

He'd eventually have to get serious. I'd imagine he will end up pissing off his base.

 

[Makai]

While Britain was voting Blair back in?

As a Canadian, I was facepalming for you both

Then you elected Harper. : D