supernova8
Banned
Humble brag thread?
Humble brag thread. Congratulations on the sex.
For a second I thought the guy on the left was Mark Cerny.
Humble brag thread?
Humble brag thread. Congratulations on the sex.
I like that pose in your avatar.That leaves you so DRAINED. STEALTH BRAG: I had sex with my wife last night. She did all the work to boot. I woke up this morning barely able to move. I slept through multiple alarms and missed two meetings.
No that’s just you changing your avatar every 5 minutes.I got tired just looking at this thread.
Your concept of time is shit and so are evil versions of existing characters.No that’s just you changing your avatar every 5 minutes.
This is true.Gotta at least contribute some dirty talk. 9 times out of 10, that’s what sends them over.
Beats me, I feel like I get more energy after banging. It's an invigorating activity.That leaves you so DRAINED. STEALTH BRAG: I had sex with my wife last night. She did all the work to boot. I woke up this morning barely able to move. I slept through multiple alarms and missed two meetings.
I couldn’t function and had to take a shower and drink a big ass espresso for my eyes to even fully open.
Reported for avatar photo.I'm out of shape and overweight and I can do two rounds with the wife easy. You may need some basic cardio.
Don't be harsh on OP, maybe his inflatable has really strong suction power.You're a bit out of shape, aren't ya?
I mean, I feel tired after banging, but I'm ready to fuck again in 30 minutes.
It always makes me feel recharged and I feel like I just had a 14 hour nap.I am always wide awake after.
It always makes me feel recharged and I feel like I just had a 14 hour nap.
Maybe OP's missus has such a unique technique? We will never know.
With the last girl I had I just had to stick on Netflix and turn down the lights, no matter when it was, it just seemed to flick on a switch lmao.If I am stuck on a boss in a video game, I can have sex and beat it first try.... to the point of where "I am stuck on this level" has become a code word for us
That leaves you so DRAINED. STEALTH BRAG: I had sex with my wife last night. She did all the work to boot. I woke up this morning barely able to move. I slept through multiple alarms and missed two meetings.
I couldn’t function and had to take a shower and drink a big ass espresso for my eyes to even fully open. I spent the next three hours at my office struggling to wake up. I could have fallen right back asleep at any point too. I’m 33 now and I can’t imagine staying awake long after that first nut. The sandman just starts teabagging me till I pass out. Legit left me thinking I can’t tap ass during the work week.
So you’re all wrong and I’m right. You’re all broken not me! Also blowies don’t do that to me, I get a slight bout of sleepy happiness but it passes and I second wind out of it. Sex though like I said, POWER OFF.Why Do Men Feel Sleepy After Sex? Prolactin, Oxytocin, Vasopressin, et al.
After sex it is very common for men to feel tired or even fall asleep on their partners. There are a set of specific reasons as to why this tiredness occurs. Inmentalhealthdaily.com
"When a man orgasms, prolactin is released – a hormone that is linked to feelings of sexual satisfaction. The primary reason a man feels tired after sex is due to the fact that prolactin causes sleepiness and drowsiness. During sleep people have higher levels of prolactin."
We like to see the no sex people cry.What is it about GAF that makes people want to brag about their sex lives?
That leaves you so DRAINED. STEALTH BRAG: I had sex with my wife last night. She did all the work to boot. I woke up this morning barely able to move. I slept through multiple alarms and missed two meetings.
I couldn’t function and had to take a shower and drink a big ass espresso for my eyes to even fully open. I spent the next three hours at my office struggling to wake up. I could have fallen right back asleep at any point too. I’m 33 now and I can’t imagine staying awake long after that first nut. The sandman just starts teabagging me till I pass out. Legit left me thinking I can’t tap ass during the work week.
Most people here mean “fapping to hentai” when they talk about “sex”.What is it about GAF that makes people want to brag about their sex lives?
When I said wife I meant hentai waifu obviously.Most people here mean “fapping to hentai” when they talk about “sex”.
Beats me, I feel like I get more energy after banging. It's an invigorating activity.
You should try exercise.
That leaves you so DRAINED. STEALTH BRAG: I had sex with my wife last night. She did all the work to boot. I woke up this morning barely able to move. I slept through multiple alarms and missed two meetings.
I couldn’t function and had to take a shower and drink a big ass espresso for my eyes to even fully open. I spent the next three hours at my office struggling to wake up. I could have fallen right back asleep at any point too. I’m 33 now and I can’t imagine staying awake long after that first nut. The sandman just starts teabagging me till I pass out. Legit left me thinking I can’t tap ass during the work week.
Ejaculation is costly for men, especially after 30
Semen contains tons of vitamins, minerals, and cerebral fluid
Eastern philosophy encourages semen retention. Sex without ejaculation
Look into it
Go a week or 2 without. Drain yourself. And see how you feel the following days
Is this bullshit or for real?Ejaculation is costly for men, especially after 30
Semen contains tons of vitamins, minerals, and cerebral fluid
Eastern philosophy encourages semen retention. Sex without ejaculation
Look into it
Go a week or 2 without. Drain yourself. And see how you feel the following days
Is this bullshit or for real?
I nominate you for the tag “The Jackhammer”That's strange, OP, I never felt prolonged tiredness after sex.
The only thing different on the next day are my leg muscles that hurt depending on the performance. That rarely happens after 11 years of marriage :/
sounds like you have low testosterone nglIt's real. When I was younger, early twenties, I'd bust several nuts after a long night of drinking. Get up the next morning filled with energy and hit the gym.
Now, mid 30s, bust too many and I'm lethargic and sleepy like OP
Currently averaging 1-3 spaced out over a month
Energy is good and don't need a lot of sleep
I don't know, 'member' seems fitting too.I nominate you for the tag “The Jackhammer”
I dont know dude, nature has basically built into us a desire to nut and then go againIt's real. When I was younger, early twenties, I'd bust several nuts after a long night of drinking. Get up the next morning filled with energy and hit the gym.
Now, mid 30s, bust too many and I'm lethargic and sleepy like OP
Currently averaging 1-3 spaced out over a month
Energy is good and don't need a lot of sleep