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[Mistershine.]

Why does everyone on the internet pretend to have thalassophobia?

Why do you assume that?

 

[Rest]

Pangolins.

Just imagine if they were bigger.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

I love GAF's horror threads.

 

[niilokin]

Vampire squids look and sound nasty but all they do is eat literal shit from the ocean floor.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Lace monitor.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Pangolins.

Just imagine if they were bigger.

(explicit, removed)

 

[Badlucktroll]

Kittehs

 

[thefool]

Ravine trapdoor spider, aka cyclocosmia truncata

 

[Polelock]

What in the fuck is that

 

[Polelock]

These things are straight out of hell.

As awful as these guys look, they are the tigers of your home. They eat all kinds of other bugs. Yes they look terrifying but they are pretty bad ass.

 

[nkarafo]

Coyote Peterson got bitten by the desert centipede and said it’s one of the most painful he’s ever had.

Speaking of Centipedes, did you know they can be so big?



I still can't believe this is real.

 

[poppabk]

Ravine trapdoor spider, aka cyclocosmia truncata

This looks like it was designed to catch little fat kids who think someone dropped an Oreo.

 

[Ikutachi]

As awful as these guys look, they are the tigers of your home. They eat all kinds of other bugs. Yes they look terrifying but they are pretty bad ass.

That's what spiders are for and I pick up and release 'other bugs' outside on occasion. I see a centipede, I'm not going to be okay until I know it's dead.

 

[Can't decide]

The Black Swallower

Also, whatever the fuck is going on here:

 

[Blitzmangoman]

Just to be sure.

 

[Ballthyrm]

Japanese spider Crab is a good one.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Also, whatever the fuck is going on here:

WHAT.

That's some Kirby shit.

 

[mango drank]

This looks like it was designed to catch little fat kids who think someone dropped an Oreo.

Yeah, people have done Photoshops:

 

[mango drank]

Various giant jellyfish

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Yeah, people have done Photoshops:

The first one is a missed CAD opportunity if I’ve ever seen one.

 

[cormack12]

Are these duplicate posts? Look identical to me.

Heresomething called the hell fish:

It was about this time in human evolution when horses developed massive canine teeth, and their heads detached from their bodies, allowing them to swim. Seriously wtf is this?

Army or bullet ants. Stay far, far away.

Are these called NASCAR ants?

 

[mansoor1980]

these kaiju

 

[mango drank]

It was about this time in human evolution when horses developed massive canine teeth, and their heads detached from their bodies, allowing them to swim. Seriously wtf is this?

Looks like a baboon skull grafted into the body of a fish. Someone's art project.

 

[INC]

Tiger fish

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

I remember playing Inc with my mates on our BMX bikes in the 80s. When we noticed a Hornet Queen taking a rest. Huge. Like a fucking beast.

 

[Ailynn]

Also, whatever the fuck is going on here:

Wh...what is that?
WHAT IS THAT?!?

 

[EverydayBeast]

Ravine trapdoor spider, aka cyclocosmia truncata

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Thanks for reminding me why I hate swimming in the ocean.

 

[poppabk]

It was about this time in human evolution when horses developed massive canine teeth, and their heads detached from their bodies, allowing them to swim. Seriously wtf is this?

I've got to think this is fake.

 

[INC]

Frilled shark

 

[INC]

Lamprey

 

[Glip_Glop]

Wolf Eel/Wolf Fish

or

 

[ipukespiders]

Piure

It's a living rock, it's edible and you eat it raw.

No. I don't.

 

[Davey Cakes]

These things are straight out of hell.

They are totes adorbs and are also our good friends.

 

[nkarafo]

Wh...what is that?
WHAT IS THAT?!?

It's staged. The channel has more weird shit like this.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Japanese spider Crab is a good one.

yeah baby!

 

[Singular7]

can we get politics back? Dopey pseudo-porn forum es aburrido.

 

[Pejo]

Port Jackson Shark

 

[West Texas CEO]

can we get politics back? Dopey pseudo-porn forum es aburrido.

I hear that if you subscribe to Gold, you get access to the hidden Politics section.

 

[GymWolf]

It's clearly mr bubs

Or this dude

Spoiler

 

[GymWolf]

Telescopefish:

First pic looks like when the gremlins evaporate with water in the finale of the first movie...

 

[GymWolf]

Why bother going deep sea when the most fucked up living thing could be in your own house?

The spider is far more easy on the eyes than the monstrosities we are posting tbh...

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Giant Golden-Crowned Flying Fox

But fruit bats are adorable though.

 

[Bwesh]

Bats are cool.

 

[Toots]

Lace monitor.

Right side croc must be a BJJ purple / brown belt, judging by his perfect control of his opponent lower body with his right leg and the underhooks he's implementing. Not sure about the jaw lock he's trying tho, i guess it must be legal in this competition's rules?

 

[GHG]

Ravine trapdoor spider, aka cyclocosmia truncata

Those markings are fascinating but horrifying at the same time.

It looks like something straight out of dark souls.

 

[Ikutachi]

Ravine trapdoor spider, aka cyclocosmia truncata

 

[Rockondevil]

I always found Monkfish, amongst everything else here, to be quite horrifying.
Runescape brough them to my attention.

Pangolins.

Just imagine if they were bigger.

Bro Pangolins are pretty cute. Especially when you compare them to any other demons in this thread.

 

[triplestation]

Wolf Eel/Wolf Fish

or

holy shit dude i am really impressed by this thing

it has the face of an ork

 

[West Texas CEO]

you know, some of these kaijus are starting to grow on me.

Not Hilary, though.