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[panama chief]

the fuck yall talking about?

"shes your queeeen to beeeee"

"Just let your soul glow"

"SEXUAL CHOCOLATE"

"Damn shame what they did to that dog..."

"When you think of garbage think of Akeem."

“The royal penis is clean, your Highness.”

“I’m warning you. I will be forced to thrash you.”

"Bark like a dog…”

Akeem singing To be Loved....

Coming to America is one of our best.

 

[HiiiLife]

The Fast and Furious (2001)

YO DOM why'd you bring the busta here?

You embarrass me!!

 

[Bandit1]

For me, Tombstone.

 

[old manatee]

the fuck yall talking about?

"shes your queeeen to beeeee"

"Just let your soul glow"

"SEXUAL CHOCOLATE"

"Damn shame what they did to that dog..."

"When you think of garbage think of Akeem."

“The royal penis is clean, your Highness.”

“I’m warning you. I will be forced to thrash you.”

"Bark like a dog…”

Akeem singing To be Loved....

Coming to America is one of our best.

It's a real shithole; you'll love it.

 

[EchoChamber]

Star wars episode iii is the only answer.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Big Trouble in Little China. Every damn thing that comes out of Jack Burton's mouth.

 

[Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!]

Is this your homework Larry?

 

[D1337]

Tommy boy

 

[Lion Heart]

Goodfellas.

I'm funny how?

Fuck you pay me.

Wheres my money, I need my money.

I'm gonna go get the Papers. get the papers.

Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

[after kicking Batts to near death] Look what this fucking mutt did to my shoes.

Go home and get your fucking shine box.

All right, so he got shot in the foot, what is it, a big fuckin' deal?

What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger.

You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?

 

[antitrop]

Airplane! by a mile

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

 

[serenewarfare]

For me, it's Super Troopers.

"I'm freaking out maaaaan."

"You are freaking out, man."

"Excuse me. Bear-fucker. Do you need assistance?"

 

[Bishop89]

You embarrass me!!

this gets me every time lol

 

[Aeriscloud]

Star Wars, look at how many other movies reference it.

 

[ngff02]

Terminator 1&2
Army of Darkness
Half-Baked
Star Wars

These are probably my most quotable movies ever.

 

[Hazelhurst]

Office Space?

First movie that came to mind.

"Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."

 

[Dali]

For me, it's Super Troopers.

Came here to say super troopers.

"License and registration, meow"

"Just order a large, Farva." "I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamned liter of cola!"

 

[CadetMahoney]

Fuck you, pay me.

These are not the droids you are looking for.

*waves hand*

 

[kmax]

Hasta la vista, baby.

 

[Voysa Reezun]

Blazing Saddles.

 

[X-TREME GAFFER]

Dumb & Dumber

HE'S GOT A GUN!!!

 

[Gabriel_Logan]

Revenge of the Sith

 

[Celcius]

The Fast and the Furious series.

"It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning."

"Ejecto Seato cuz!"

"Monicaaaaaaa"

"You know what DK stands for?" "Donkey Kong?"

"You owe me a 10 second car."

 

[4Tran]

The correct answer is the Wizard of Oz:

"There's no place like home."
"I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."
" Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"

It's not just nerd-famous, it's famous-famous.

 

[RSP]

It's absolutely this. It covers literally every situation that ever comes up in life. For example, someone's phone is ringing:


Or someone has expressed an opinion you disagree with:


Or someone has stumbled across an unknown person while hiking across Switzerland:


Literally every situation can be covered with a Big Lebowski quote.

Yes!

Or, for instance, when someone pisses on your rug.

 

[Curt Baboon]

It has to be Goodfellas and Training Day.

 

[Hale-XF11]

Lebowski

 

[Magic Mushroom]

WTF?!
The only correct answer is Robocop. It's not even close.

Yes!

"Can you fly, Bobby?"

"Give the man a hand."

"I'll buy that for a dollar!"

"Ooh. Guns, guns, guns."

"Bitches, leave."

"State of the art bang bang."

"Nice shooting, son. What's your name?"
- "Murphy."

 

[| Praxis |]

Blazing Saddles
Robocop
Predator
Aliens

 

[BigBeauford]

For me, Tombstone.

Unless I missed it...OMG 7 pages for this!?

 

[Calm Killer]

Christmas vacation.

You serious Clark?
Shitters full.
Grace? She died 30 years ago.
I don't know about the cat, but I sure am enjoying it.
Why is the floor wet Todd?
I don't know Margo!
You couldn't hear a truck driving through I nitroglycerin plant.
It wouldnt be the Christmas season if the stores weren't any hooter....Hotter than they already are. Did i say hooter?
Tis the season to be Merry. Well that's my name. No Shit.

 

[ColdPizza]

Dumb & Dumber

Yup

 

[Tigel]

Anchorman is the only answer.

 

[Kittygirl]

Princess Bride

I do not think that means what you think it means

 

[Dali]

Unless I missed it...OMG 7 pages for this!?

You left out "I'll be your huckleberry."

 

[Cepheus]

Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown are tied for #1.

"I said god damn!"

VS.

"Shut your raggedy-ass up and sit the fuck down!"

 

[qcf x2]

Dumb and Dumber

 

[old]

Top Gun.

Go back and watch it again. You know every line.

 

[Ainsz]

Six year olds dude. You have no frame of reference, Donnie. Vagina. You don't listen. Am I wrong? Well, that's just like, your opinion, man. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. That rug really tied the room together. This man walks. I am the walrus. Could everyone stop getting shot? He sure don't talk as much as you, I'll give him points for that. This is pod racing. I fucking hate the Eagles man. I didn't kill him, bullets and the fall killed him. Mayonnaise? Huh, russians. Tyler's gone, Tyler went away. Murder, murder, murder. Great scott. God likes violence. I'm a lead farmer motherfucker! Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass, see if it fits. I got shot in the buttocks. I could tell you some stories. There's nothing more foolish than a man chasing his hat. You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. Or we cut off your Johnson!

Yeah, It's The big Lebowski.

 

[djplaeskool]

Dumb and Dumber
Half-Baked
The Big Lebowski

 

[SlickWilly223]

Airplane!

 

[HeySeuss]

Tommy boy

My man.

 

[psychotron]

Coming to America