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What is the most quotable movie of all time?
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NightShift
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This is correct but you left out my favourite.
I also think of "I like to keep this... (pumps shotgun) for close encounters." everytime I pick up a shotgun in a game.
gollumsluvslave
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It's got to be a fight between Big Lebowskit and Withnail & I
Withnail & I:-
And there are a ton more! Lebowski next...
Withnail & I:-
And there are a ton more! Lebowski next...
Screaming Meat
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In a way, they're almost transatlantic counterparts.
Markitron
Is currently staging a hunger strike outside Gearbox HQ while trying to hate them to death
This is correct but you left out my favourite.
I also think of "I like to keep this... (pumps shotgun) for close encounters." everytime I pick up a shotgun in a game.
I could have done another 20 and I still would have forgotten someone's favourite line. In fact the only way I could have ensured I included everything would be to just post the entire script, that's how good that film is.
KernelPanic
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Life of Brian was the Monty Python movie I spent the most time quoting.
What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
Incontinentia Buttocks
Blessed are the cheesemakers!
Suicide squad attack!
Fuck off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah
What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
Incontinentia Buttocks
Blessed are the cheesemakers!
Suicide squad attack!
Fuck off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah
Corpsepyre
Banned
Pulp Fiction. Shit never gets old. Been quoting it endlessly for years now, and it always works.
FF Seraphim
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This poster speaks the truth
Unknown Soldier
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Pulp Fiction by a landslide.
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
TheRedSnifit
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Miller's Crossing is my go-to quote movie.
"You are so goddamn smart. Except you ain't. I get you, smart guy. Straight as a corkscrew. Mr. Inside-Outski, like some goddamn Bulshivek picking up his orders from Yegg Central."
"You are so goddamn smart. Except you ain't. I get you, smart guy. Straight as a corkscrew. Mr. Inside-Outski, like some goddamn Bulshivek picking up his orders from Yegg Central."
"I've worked in the private sector. They expect results."
FreshCakes
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The Wolf of Wall Street
30yearsofhurt
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I once went 5 months emailing replies to a friend using nothing more than quotes from Star Wars. And it all made sense.
Blame space with the win.
Ray Wonder
Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
- Bye Felicia
- You got knocked the fuck out, man!
- Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.
- Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck.
- I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.
- You fuckin' up the rotation.
- Damn! Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker.
- Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food.
- What the fuck that gotta do wit me?
- Smokey: Wait, this isn't enough.
Smokey's mom: Make it enough.
Friday for sure
- You got knocked the fuck out, man!
- Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.
- Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck.
- I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.
- You fuckin' up the rotation.
- Damn! Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker.
- Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food.
- What the fuck that gotta do wit me?
- Smokey: Wait, this isn't enough.
Smokey's mom: Make it enough.
Friday for sure
VeryGooster
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Skyward Sheep
Banned
Personally the films I quote the most are probably TDKR just for the plane scene
And Revenge of the Sith
But then I also quote lines that are actually good from things like Kindergarten Cop, Predator, T2, Die Hard, Aliens and Avengers.
And Revenge of the Sith
But then I also quote lines that are actually good from things like Kindergarten Cop, Predator, T2, Die Hard, Aliens and Avengers.
Haloid1177
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Thinking Die Hard for me. Use random lines from it all the time.
sixteen-bit
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the fast and the furious
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
The lack of Caddyshack is surprising.
"We're all gonna get laid" is the best piece of final dialog in cinema
"We're all gonna get laid" is the best piece of final dialog in cinema
PeskyToaster
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revenge of the sith tho
Yautja_Warrior
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Aliens, Predator, Commando, Airplane, Big Lebowski, Monty Python movies, Die Hard, Ghostbusters, Anchorman......
So many great quotable movies.
So many great quotable movies.
kavanf1
Member
I'mma sell these muthafuckas for $59.95.
O-Dogg is one of the funniest psychos ever.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.
I annoyed my wife by quoting this every time he appeared in Homeland.
Jimnymebob
Member
Jingle All The Way is really quotable:
"It's Turbo Time!"
""Put the cookie down. Now!"
"That really was a bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!"
"She's next door petting Ted."
"You know what? Nobody likes you, Booster."
"I'm not a pervert!"
"It's Turbo Time!"
""Put the cookie down. Now!"
"That really was a bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!"
"She's next door petting Ted."
"You know what? Nobody likes you, Booster."
"I'm not a pervert!"
Yeah, this one is basically "quotes - the movie", anyway, how's your sex life?
This two, with the occasional Die Hard, are the majority of what I hear.
Oh God, forgot about this! This more than die hard, at least in my social circle.Throwing out another candidate.
'Zee Germans.'
"would you like a little whiskey ma'am?"
"certainly not!"
::blows lines::
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNjjK8SNaDI
Anchorman by a fucking mile. Nothing comes close.
"I look good. I mean really good. HEY EVERYONE COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!"
Chuckie
Member
Throwing out another candidate.
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
GeordieMark
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Withnail and I is definitely my pick.
Finding 'matter' in the sink was a regular thing during my student years, as was demanding to have some booze.
Markitron
Is currently staging a hunger strike outside Gearbox HQ while trying to hate them to death
'You want to put her on a leash Turkish, otherwise she might get bit''
my answer would probably be wet hot american summer
movie is so quotable
"you taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."
"I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters"
"Now, we need to make 8 gallons of bug juice by snack hour; do you know where the powder packets are? In the pantry above the sink right next to my bottle of dick cream.....wait.....forget that last part."
"fuck my cock"
Susie: You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.
Coop: Me too.
Ben: Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
Susie: Yeah!
Ben: What time do you wanna meet?
J.J.: You mean ten years from now?
Coop: Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.
Susie: Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30?
Coop: Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.
McKinley: Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.
Gary: Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?
Together: Agreed.
McKinley: Good, because I have something at 11:00.
Gary: You just have like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?
McKinley: No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.
movie is so quotable
"you taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."
"I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters"
"Now, we need to make 8 gallons of bug juice by snack hour; do you know where the powder packets are? In the pantry above the sink right next to my bottle of dick cream.....wait.....forget that last part."
"fuck my cock"
Susie: You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.
Coop: Me too.
Ben: Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
Susie: Yeah!
Ben: What time do you wanna meet?
J.J.: You mean ten years from now?
Coop: Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.
Susie: Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30?
Coop: Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.
McKinley: Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.
Gary: Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?
Together: Agreed.
McKinley: Good, because I have something at 11:00.
Gary: You just have like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?
McKinley: No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.
Glirk-Dirka
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Fletch
sonycowboy
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I know GAF leans a little young, but we've got late 80's and 90's movies..
You gotta have Breakfast Club up there
The IMDB page has 87 quotes (and I know them all)
http://www.eonline.com/news/625528/...hat-are-still-totally-relevant-30-years-later
https://www.pinterest.com/explore/breakfast-club-quotes/
My favorite HAS to be Caddyshack though..
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that... we don't even have to have a reason.
In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
Thank you very little.
We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond'd be good for you.
I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite awhile.
Well? We're waiting!
Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?
Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
You gotta have Breakfast Club up there
The IMDB page has 87 quotes (and I know them all)
http://www.eonline.com/news/625528/...hat-are-still-totally-relevant-30-years-later
https://www.pinterest.com/explore/breakfast-club-quotes/
My favorite HAS to be Caddyshack though..
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that... we don't even have to have a reason.
In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
Thank you very little.
We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond... Pond'd be good for you.
I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite awhile.
Well? We're waiting!
Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?
Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
old manatee
Banned
"The Godfather" is the I Ching. "The Godfather" is the sum of all wisdom. "The Godfather" is the answer to any question. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli." What day of the week is it? "Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday."
Empire for me
"Do... or do not. There is no try."
"Impressive........most impressive."
"I love you." "I know."
"Never tell me the odds."
"I don't, I don't believe it." "That is why you fail."
"I'm not afraid." "You will be. You... will... be."
"Judge me by my size, do you?"
"And I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*."
"Laugh it up, fuzzball."
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
"All too easy."
"Don't make me destroy you."
"No disintegrations."
"Never tell me the odds."
"No. *I* am your father."
"Do... or do not. There is no try."
"Impressive........most impressive."
"I love you." "I know."
"Never tell me the odds."
"I don't, I don't believe it." "That is why you fail."
"I'm not afraid." "You will be. You... will... be."
"Judge me by my size, do you?"
"And I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*."
"Laugh it up, fuzzball."
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
"All too easy."
"Don't make me destroy you."
"No disintegrations."
"Never tell me the odds."
"No. *I* am your father."
Markitron
Is currently staging a hunger strike outside Gearbox HQ while trying to hate them to death
It pains me how often this is misquoted.
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