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[Screenboy]

Take your pets name and your mothers maiden name:



Josh Adcock 8==D * * .X.


Voila!




-SB

 

[RevenantKioku]

Mittens Ballz

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Always thought it was your middle name + your street name.

 

[Screenboy]

Mittens Ballz

Haha your mums maiden name is Ballz?



:lol




-SB

 

[RevenantKioku]

Haha your mums maiden name is Ballz?
:lol
-SB

Well, no, that's my grandmother's actually.

 

[Doth Togo]

Buffy Martin. :lol

That's hot.

 

[Trevelyon]

Harry Walsh. :/

 

[dem]

Muffy Peltz =/

 

[BobbyRobby]

Maximouse Gilroy

 

[MrPing1000]

Cole Allaway


220 pounds of black steel

 

[Baconäger]

Craven Moorehead.

 

[Tuvoc]

Doku Koren

weak..

 

[FortNinety]

I don't have a pet, but I don't need any stinking equation, I already have a porn name.

It's Billy Curtains.

 

[LakeEarth]

I don't like using my mother's maiden name, unless there's a porn star named Yoguflu somewhere out there.

 

[Ristamar]

Always thought it was your middle name + your street name.

This man speaks the truth.


EDIT: We were always lenient with the street name, as well, chopping off numbers or excess words. Something like "Summer Glen Place" would simply be "Summer" or "Glen."

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Pepper moodie. :/

Always thought it was your middle name + your street name

Stanley Wallace

I can dig that..

 

[Smidget]

Ralphie Mongiovi
or
Charlie Velveteen
lol

 

[Azala]

This man speaks the truth.

Not if you listen to The Zone, the OP's formula is what they have been using for the past few years and they ask all their guests...

Middle names just aren't as porn like as pet names. I mean come on Robert versus Cuddles?

 

[ManDudeChild]

What if you have four pets? In my case would it just be a combination of all? If so:

Lady Seabastin The Grey Rufus Isis White.

 

[Ristamar]

Not if you listen to The Zone, the OP's formula is what they have been using for the past few years and they ask all their guests...

Middle names just aren't as porn like as pet names. I mean come on Robert versus Cuddles?

I'm not familiar with The Zone. And pet names generally suck. Too much gender bending, though they can make some amusing stripper-esque combinations. I don't know of any male porn stars with the name of Cuddles, but there are some named Bob, Rob, or Robert.

Anyway, going by the middle+street combo, I'm Daniel Kister. Definitely better than Shelly Corle.

 

[Azala]

I'm not familiar with The Zone. And pet names generally suck. Too much gender bending, though they can make some amusing stripper-esque combinations. I don't know of any male porn stars with the name of Cuddles, but there are some named Bob, Rob, or Robert.

Anyway, going by the middle+street combo, I'm Daniel Kister. Definitely better than Shelly Corle.

Yes you are doofus, I sent you to their webpage at least once. And I was clearly going for a chick with Cuddles. *smirk* Do you really want to fight about this? I can so take you on. Seriously though pet names are more out of the ordinary and a porn star with a name like Bob just doesn't do it for me. It doesn't seem right. The amusing is far better.

Now I'm going to start calling you Shelly. it's almost better than Peter (aka Parker, aka Pan).

And I misread above, the formula Shawnn and Jeff use on The Zone is first childhood pet's name + street you grew up on, so it's neither of the aforementioned.

If it was middle name + mom's maiden mine would not change much would it? I am so NOT a porn star.

--Bandy Large Oak versus the other? I'll take the pet anyday...

 

[Duck of Death]

Always thought it was your middle name + your street name.

Yes, this is the actual method.

And my porn name is Robert Cass.

 

[Minotauro]

Dude Gardner ...I think that's more of a gay porn name, isn't it?

 

[Ristamar]

Yes you are doofus, I sent you to their webpage at least once.

Oh, right. Meh, still, I ain't buyin' it. If I want goofy I'll just go with Randy Pinkwood or some shit. Besides, we used the the street name thing for 6 or 7 years, so I'm stickin' with my roots.

And you can call me "daddy"...

 

[u_neek]

Emmy Rasmussen .... ew...

 

[3phemeral]

Doesn't the first formula equate to your drag queen name?

Anyway:

1) Brandy Vergara

2) David Williams

 

[Azala]

Oh, right. Meh, still, I ain't buyin' it. If I want goofy I'll just go with Randy Pinkwood or some shit. Besides, we used the the street name thing for 6 or 7 years, so I'm stickin' with my roots.

And you can call me "daddy"...

Re-read my post, I edited. It's pet + street name that they use. Now if we can just agree on that it will be a compromise. Anything that uses real life names (maiden or middle) is bound to turn up far too ordinary.

I'll call you alright... get your ass home.

 

[firex]

serafitia

 

[tralfazz]

middle+street = Marquis Johnson

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Middle + Street= Michael Summer Glen Place
Meh.
Pet + Maiden Name= Buster Shambaugh
Much better.