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What kind of a man cries during a pillow fight?

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Granted I've never seen a basket of puppies getting run over by a truck, but that video just might be the saddest thing I've ever seen.
 

aoi tsuki

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Seriously, there's nothing wrong with a man that cries. But even more seriously, i can't stop laughing. :lol :lol :lol
 
This reminds me of this kid I k new throughout my school days, he went to all the schools I went to, oddly enough. But he always seemed to overreact every injury, and thus led to him getting picked on and even come close to getting into tons of fights with people.

I remember once in the 5th grade someone tripped him, he barely fell, and thus he started crying histerically. Heh, he kept it up until the school had to call his mom and wheel him out in a wheel chair. Memories.
 

Drozmight

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Reminds me of the time I had one of those arm bands that they use when you give blood. I was pulling it back and whiping it at cans when I turned around real fast, whiped it and hit my room mate square on his dick. He didn't cry but he curled over and I laughed.
 

AntoneM

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I might understand it if someone had full on smashed his sack, but c'mon this is weak, especially when you consider the extent of the crying. I have seen my buddies go down with a good kick or punch to the balls but they never flat out wailed like a 3 year old.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Tears in your eyes with a smack to the balls is understandable. But he's bawling.

The video on the internet is the least he deserves.
 

CrunchyB

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Thsi reminds me, my university holds the world record pillow fight (1487 people)

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Now, a buddy of mine is about 1.90m and 100kg, he plays water-polo and is somewhat brutish. He had a lot of fun there, knocking people over, he came back with blood on his pillow.

He hit me once or twice and when a grown man goes all out like on that video, it HURTS.

Now the excessive crying, that's just pathetic. You could kinda tell this was going to happen though :)
 

belgurdo

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2nd guy smashed the shit out of the first. :lol Maybe crier has never been hit in the balls before or something?
 

pnjtony

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I teared up once during a pillow fight. They were feather pillows and I got nailed int he face and a tiny feather stem or whatever the fuck that hard piece is was sticking out by that time and got me right in the eyeball.

Quite painfull
 

TheOMan

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:lol :lol :lol

He was actually bawling, was the pillow full of bricks???

What a sad display, but I do feel sorry for the guy now that this video is available for all to see.

:lol
 

J2 Cool

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The kid from my cabin, back in a 7th grade camping trip. We all started out fighting each other and for some reason all went after one kid until he cried :lol
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
I dunno, that looked like it could have hurt like a bitch. He swung and cried like a bitch too, though...
 

J2 Cool

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olimario said:
Hurt like a bitch or not, you don't cry.
He pillow fought like a pussy, too. I've never lost a pillow fight.

I sure don't want to meet you alone in a dark alley with a pillow.

Oli: "Give me all your money! *whack* Give me you money! *whack* *whack* Woah woah woah. Don't you start crying! You pussy! *whack* don't you start crying!! You see these guns!? *whack*"
 
That was predictible, gotta look at him when he hit the other guy. His gestures was one of a sissy dude. Then look the other one hitting him. :lol Priceless
 

Scrow

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i've almost cried in a pillow fight... the bastards put their boots in the end of the pillow case...
 
What a bitch! You should take physical pain as a man.... especially when your buddies are watching.

I remember all those times playing football (not american) and having the ball hit me in the crotch. You just go down... It's awful. I do remember restraining myself from crying when I got hit real hard in the stomach (solar plexus).
 

shibbs

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Ok, that "guy" better be acting.

CrunchyB said:
Thsi reminds me, my university holds the world record pillow fight (1487 people)

Which university is that? Because i believe mine got the record last year.
 
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