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What should the little Nintendogs Do?

Justin Bailey said:
Because there's always at least one person that takes it seriously. That's all they need.
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I can't understand why anyone would take it seriously. Seems like trolling to me anyway.

How about making it balanced and have some Xbox and PS2 threads along the same lines.

Then fanboys of all colors can be miffed.
 
MrAngryFace said:
Xbox troll thread is reportedly being released tomorrow at the cost of only 6 dollars to participate.
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OK, what about the PS2 troll thread? I want that one too. And they should all be free! None of this microtransaction shit!
 
Microsoft had to endure their trolling, as Nintendo does now. In the future, it will move to Sony. Everyone has their run.

Except Sega, who eternally sucks.
 
The forum has a will of its own. If it really desires anything to be so it can happen. Yet it seems the forum wants trolling.

Of course it would help if Nintendo didnt run its business like a bunch of chumps. Fish in a barrel.
 
MrAngryFace said:
The forum has a will of its own. If it really desires anything to be so it can happen. Yet it seems the forum wants trolling.

Of course it would help if Nintendo didnt run its business like a bunch of chumps. Fish in a barrel.
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If you said they make lots of Profit off Chumps I would agree...
They run a solid money making monster of a business almost criminal.

Hello my name is SMILES
and I am a Nintendogs Addict
 
MrAngryFace said:
The forum has a will of its own. If it really desires anything to be so it can happen. Yet it seems the forum wants trolling.
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Yes, the forum is like Gai. We are the planeteers. You can be one too! Because trolling Nintendo is the thing to do. Lootin' and pollutin' is not the way, hear what Captain MAF has to say!

Of course it would help if Nintendo didnt run its business like a bunch of chumps. Fish in a barrel.
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Next week, Reggie will announce Revolution is made of LEGOs and only plays variations of Harry Potter and obscure Japanese gyro games!
 
MrAngryFace said:
it would help if Nintendo didnt run its business like a bunch of chumps. Fish in a barrel.
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Aha, so that's the strategy to become profitable? Newsflash, MS to use the fish in a barrel strategy this generation!
 
Willco said:
Next week, Reggie will announce Revolution is made of LEGOs and only plays variations of Harry Potter and obscure Japanese gyro games!
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NINTENDO ANNOUNCES REVOLUTION GYRO EXCLUSIVE TO COUNTER SONY PS2 BEEFBOWL EXCLUSIVE
 
Jacobi said:
MS makes shitty, bad-art games. And I hate them.
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One of the first parts of strategic planning is creating a mission statement. Ladies and gentleman, I have your opening sentence.
 
Teknopathetic said:
"you're willing to completely discount brilliant achievements like Metroid Prime, F-Zero GX, Wind Waker, Pikmin 2, etc.?"

Those are pretty mediocre too.
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Pikmin 2 > You.
 
Ahhh, this topic does me good. I love Sony fanboys.

Despite the fact that my PS2 is constantly either broke or collecting dust, the fanboys will never cease to amaze me. Live on, young squires!
 
I remember when *I* was called an unfunny MAF-wannabe! You kooky fucking fanboys. BUY A PS2.

What if DW6 was Revolution exclusive?

... and had LINK AS SUPER SPECIAL GUEST!?
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DON'T EVER POSIT SUCH A HORRIBLE SCENARIO AGAIN. I'm still in the fetal position as I type.
 
Dr_Cogent said:
Why are mods creating these threads over and over?
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Because WANKFEATURES Grubdog hacked the forum.

Hey grubdog you lurker jerker, look what you have done. Good job asshole! I used to come here to get my nintendo news.

Fuck grubdog.
 
They should send out a squad of snipers, so that they can take out asshat's who insist on this doom and gloom bullshit.

Then more Puppies that carry Bongo's like saddlebags.
 
wobedraggled said:
They should send out a squad of snipers, so that they can take out asshat's who insist on this doom and gloom bullshit.

Then more Puppies that carry Bongo's like saddlebags.
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Guys, let's not miss the fact here that Nintendo has released NOTHING on their current gen home console for two months. Is that defensible? You sound like idiots when you try to defend it, you know. "It's ok... I didn't want to play games for two months anyhow. No way will I be suckered into buying a PS2."

Poor bastards.

Oh, the DS also sucks and is gimmicky piece of crud. 3rd pillar! HAW!
 
I used to have a PS2. Its shitty graphics and tendancy to not even read the games it supposedly played pissed me off so bad I swapped it for an xbox. The guy wanted to swap back weeks later. But I told him to fuck himself and then laughed while I played my halo 2 adaptor.
 
I call it BAD KARMA for those that spewed so much garbage on the eve of the Xbox launch in Nov. 2001. :lol How are those 3rd parties treating you Cubers btw? :lol

Btw-nice thread,I needed a great laugh today,heh.
 
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Raoul Duke said:
Guys, let's not miss the fact here that Nintendo has released NOTHING on their current gen home console for two months. Is that defensible? You sound like idiots when you try to defend it, you know. "It's ok... I didn't want to play games for two months anyhow. No way will I be suckered into buying a PS2."
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Wait.. when was DKJB released?
 
Nintendo should ban GAF from being allowed to post anything to do with them.

It would satisfy the blatent morons on here.AND. Help guys like me from laughing at work really loud at some of the moronic things the blatent trollers post on here
 
Jonnyram said:
Nintendo being small gives them an advantage in the maneuverability department. You shall see.
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What they moving home?


What scares me is that when they start releasing the movies the war chest will get BIGGER then when they release the DVD's it'll get BIGGER and merchandise in fifty years they'll have more money than the entire GAF population and pay them to FICK OFF
 
Kobun Heat said:
March 14. And of course there was Star Fox Assault in February. So... yeah.
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Nintendo should cut the bullshit and offer Revolution subscribers the Game-of-the-Month Club (tm). One first-party Nintendo game of variable quality, delivered straight to your doorstep, each and every month!
 
JackFrost2012 said:
Nintendo should cut the bullshit and offer Revolution subscribers the Game-of-the-Month Club (tm). One first-party Nintendo game of variable quality, delivered straight to your doorstep, each and every month!
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Nice in theory, but I have a feeling the retailers would drop the hardware like a red hot brick :)
 
You know, a Game-of-the-Month club might actually be a nifty idea... not for a major publisher, mind you, but it might be a good way to distribute more niche titles.
 
DavidDayton said:
You know, a Game-of-the-Month club might actually be a nifty idea... it might be a good way to distribute more niche titles.
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Like those for a third-place console with rapidly shrinking marketshare and relevance!!!

YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE
 
Dr_Cogent said:
Why are mods creating these threads over and over?
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Because this forum is run by people WHO ARE SO AWESOME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO WITH YOURSELF, AND YOU'RE FUCKING SPIDERMAN!
 
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