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[The Pleasure]

Me and my friend's have been discussing the merits of Sideboob VS Camel Toe. I'm on the side of Camel Toe. I love Camel Toe Slides. I love Bacon Gliders, I love using just the tip. He prefers seeing the side of those luscious orbs. Let's get cracking.

 

[haxan7]

the more i read it the more confusing it becomes

 

[The Pleasure]

the more i read it the more confusing it becomes

What's so confusing about liking side boobs or camel toes? It's a simple pleasure. The Moose knuckle was added for equality.

 

[haxan7]

What's so confusing about liking side boobs or camel toes? It's a simple pleasure. The Moose knuckle was added for equality.

i can't figure out what camel toe slides are, or bacon gliders, or how using just the tip relates to either camel toe or sideboob

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Sideboob.

 

[The Pleasure]

i can't figure out what camel toe slides are, or bacon gliders, or how using just the tip relates to either camel toe or sideboob

Camel Toe Slides are when you use the lips only for pleasure. Bacon Gliders is just a hilarious name for visible camel toe lips.

 

[womfalcs3]

Vaginas and asses are the most sexually-arousing entities in humankind. Boobs are good too, but they're predominantly for nursing the young.

 

[Cunth]

Underboob my bro

 

[Nobody_Important]

Underboob my bro

I vote underboob. Its superior to sideboob in many ways.

 

[Airola]

the more i read it the more confusing it becomes

This.
But I have now fixated on thinking about boobs so I'm going to I'm going to answer even if I don't understand anything. So I'll pick the one with the word boob in it.

 

[God Enel]

Why not both?

 

[Airola]

Underboob my bro

I vote underboob. Its superior to sideboob in many ways.

How about upperboob, the one that almost bursts out from a size too small bra and gives an oceanlike jiggle with every step?

 

[nkarafo]

I like the top-side, where the boob starts, near the armpit. Loved staring at that part when gf showered her hair.

 

[tkscz]

I'm more for big jiggly asses in leggings and/or panties but I suppose moose knuckle would sense it's all I can vote for.

 

[JimiNutz]

A big juicy moose knuckle for me. Something that when I see it I can imagine getting the swollen meaty lips stuck in-between my teeth. Delicious.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

Why do people keep insisting on making threads where you can only pick one thing of many. That's an artificial constraint and a choice I don't actually have to make. I repudiate the entire premise of this thread. I don't have to choose. I won't choose. But if I did choose, side boob. Camel toes look uncomfortable.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

I was under the impression that a moose knuckle didn't involve the ladies at all. It involves testicles.

 

[Hideous Snake]

None, upperboob for me baby! They always look good while being choked in a bra no matter the size

 

[JimiNutz]

I was under the impression that a moose knuckle didn't involve the ladies at all. It involves testicles.

Good lord I think you're right!
I thought it was just a big fat juicy vagina.

 

[Cunth]

A big juicy moose knuckle for me. Something that when I see it I can imagine getting the swollen meaty lips stuck in-between my teeth. Delicious.

lol

 

[JordanN]

Other:
A girl's ass crack.

Usually because it requires the angle to be just right. But when it does.

 

[NahaNago]

Vaginas and asses are the most sexually-arousing entities in humankind. Boobs are good too, but they're predominantly for nursing the young.

Does being young at heart count.

 

[gela94]

Oh goood first the ass thread then the breast one and now this .. hey guys there are alot of places were you can let go of your porn bullshit! I never wanted to know how some men talk about this topics in private(or not so private)

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

Oh goood first the ass thread then the breast one and now this .. hey guys there are alot of places were you can let go of your porn bullshit! I never wanted to know how some men talk about this topics in private(or not so private)

Camel toe thread? Camel toe thread.

 

[Tesseract]

Oh goood first the ass thread then the breast one and now this .. hey guys there are alot of places were you can let go of your porn bullshit! I never wanted to know how some men talk about this topics in private(or not so private)

no fun allowed?

 

[JordanN]

Oh goood first the ass thread then the breast one and now this .. hey guys there are alot of places were you can let go of your porn bullshit! I never wanted to know how some men talk about this topics in private(or not so private)

Yet you cared enough to clicked this thread and make a reply...

Also, liking breasts (or ass) is automatically porn? Do you think real life is pornographic?

 

[gela94]

Yet you cared enough to clicked this thread and make a reply...

Also, liking breasts (or ass) is automatically porn? Do you think real life is pornographic?

Well sorry but to be honest it annoys me already just reading this edgy threat titles.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

Do you think real life is pornographic?

It is if you are doing it right...

 

[davepoobond]

I'm more into earlobes

 

[Super Mario]

Sideboob, underboob, overboob. Boob is better.

Cameltoe is often a gaping, meaty, crater looking to devour everything in its path

 

[Rentahamster]

I like elephant trunks.

 

[Breakage]

There's something inelegant about the term camel toe.
Surely there's got to be a better way of describing this curious phenomenon.

 

[ipukespiders]

I'm not understanding the side boob. MS Paint anyone?

 

[Shifty]

Cameltoe doesn't turn my crank. Seems more like an unfortunate whoops than anything.

Camel toe thread? Camel toe thread.

I mean we already have boob and butt threads. What's one more?

 

[Elcid]

This thread needs pictures for reference. I am disappoint.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

Moose knuckle all day. I can appreciate an underboob every now and again.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

sideboob is nice but very rare

cameltoe is far more frequent. especially with the popularization of yoga pants.

i'm going to consider cameltoe a vote for thigh gap as well.

if i went back in time to my 16 year old self i would tell them in the future, all women's jeans will be skin tight and you will be swimming in ass and thigh gap.

 

[V2Tommy]

OP, you know the word is titillates, right? Even if you were doing a pun bit, it's not like the real word didn't already have tit in it.

 

[appaws]

Moose knuckle?

 

[brap]

Both are overrated

 

[LMJ]

Not one person has posted this, you've let me down neogaf!

 

[The Pleasure]

OP, you know the word is titillates, right? Even if you were doing a pun bit, it's not like the real word didn't already have tit in it.

I know. But I like how Zapp Brannigan makes up shit. Like CHAM-PAGGIN. So I have to change it to TITTYLATES.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Underboob my bro

I can't get enough of underboob, not trying to dismiss sideboob

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Other:
A girl's ass crack.

Usually because it requires the angle to be just right. But when it does.

One time several years ago I was in a Buffalo Wild Wings waiting to take food home, sitting on this bench in front of the glass entrance doors and this waitress was bending over to clean them and with those low slung black pants that was part of the uniform nearly half her ass was showing.

I felt bad... but I couldn't look away!

 

[DeepEnigma]

Underboob is sexier than sideboob.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

This thread is sexier than underboob

 

[Kamina]

I feel we need more examples for people to decide...

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Oh goood first the ass thread then the breast one and now this .. hey guys there are alot of places were you can let go of your porn bullshit! I never wanted to know how some men talk about this topics in private(or not so private)

Thank you for your input. Your opinion has been recorded. Please take a look at this picture for your troubles.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Camel toe thread? Camel toe thread.

That camel has one hell of an appetite.

 

[The Pleasure]

Camel toe thread? Camel toe thread.

I like it when things get lippy.