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[p_xavier]

Yes, not a dead whore, but a dead hare. I have one with big eyes open starring at me. Municipality prohibits putting dead animals in garbage so I don't know what to do with it.

 

[ParaSeoul]

put it in someone elses garbage

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Boil em, mash em, or stick em in a stew.

 

[Sleepwalker]

Drive out to the woods and toss it really far

 

[Spaceman292]

Close your eyes and throw it as hard as you can

 

[Artoris]

Have it stuffed with its eyes open and keep it next to your bed

 

[Aggelos]

I think it goes to show how hare-brained the municipality is, if you're not supposed to throw away a dead hare in the garbage.

 

[Gifmaker]

Obviously put its head on a spike in your yard so that your enemies will know that you have no scruples whatsoever

 

[Catphish]

If you own your property, dig a hole and bury it. If not, take it to the woods, dig a hole, and bury it.

 

[daveonezero]

You have a yard? No dogs? Bury it.

Or just put it in a plastic bag or two and toss it in with your regular trash. No one will no.

SMH. It isn’t that big of a deal.

 

[ahtlas7]

Recipes for dead hare

 

[dr_octagon]

Recipes for dead hare

 

[Trogdor1123]

Vets must have some kind of service

 

[p_xavier]

Drive out to the woods and toss it really far

I don't drive. I would have done something similar yeah.

 

[p_xavier]

If you own your property, dig a hole and bury it. If not, take it to the woods, dig a hole, and bury it.

You really want me to start a bunny zombie apocalypse?

 

[Bartski]

google your local pet crematorium

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

google your local pet crematorium

Yeah call pet control

 

[p_xavier]

Thanks for the tips. There's no pet control or pet crematerium here. I just put it in a garbage bag and threw it in a restaurant dumpster.

 

[Kamina]

Option A: throw it into the woods; foxes or badgers will eat it.
Option B: burry in the garden if you have one.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

....does someone inspect your garbage or something? I'd put that thing in a grocery bag, tie it up, throw it away and forget about it. I don't think the garbage truck dude is gonna see a mysterious looking bag and investigate.

 

[p_xavier]

....does someone inspect your garbage or something? I'd put that thing in a grocery bag, tie it up, throw it away and forget about it. I don't think the garbage truck dude is gonna see a mysterious looking bag and investigate.

I like to follow rules when in place. I get into trouble with justice for the stupidest things.

 

[Patrick S.]

Eat it.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

I don't drive. I would have done something similar yeah.

Call a local shelter and ask what are the regulation in the county dealing with dead animals. Follow their advice.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[ValiantTraveler]

Kick it.

On a more serious note, you should've buried it somewhere like nearby woods. Give the animal a proper send-off. But what's done is done.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Eat it raw

 

[The Wheel of Fortune]

 

[Rest]

Municipality prohibits putting dead animals in garbage so I don't know what to do with it.

Do you throw away meat you don't eat? That's dead animals.
Put it in the trash.

 

[Zeroing]

Yes, not a dead whore, but a dead hare. I have one with big eyes open starring at me. Municipality prohibits putting dead animals in garbage so I don't know what to do with it.

Ok hear me out, you’ll need tears of a straight man, 2 spoons of earth and since you already have the hare all you need is candles and recite some Latin words and you will invoque satan!

 

[BigBooper]

If you leave it outside at night, something will probably take care of the problem for you.

 

[Banjo64]

Lmao just put it in a plastic bag and sling it in to a neighbour’s garden. You can thank me later.