mr jones said:Lobster - I tried to prepare one once. It fought me when I tossed it into a pot of boiling water. I had to hold the lid down. After a while it sounded like it was squealing. It was seriously a traumatic moment for me. I can never eat lobster again.
Darklord said:You're meant to break it's spine before putting it in the pot to give it an instant death.
Some say you should kill Mr. Claws by knife down the center of his back before throwing him in a cauldron of boiling seasoned water. For whatever reason, our friend Chessie (crab) prefers to die like a man. (you don't kill crabs before steaming).Solideliquid said:What? Wait doesn't lobster have it's skeleton on the outside? Also I've never heard of this, and I've cooked lobster once or twice and I've put it alive in boiling water. Never heard a word of protest though.
Am I doing it wrong? It was still delicious.
It's not squealing, it's the air escaping from the lobster's shell. It probably IS in miserable agony, though, to be fair.mr jones said:Lets see...
Ketchup - I guess as a kid I loved condiments. Now this just is too salty for me to enjoy.
Beer - I know, I'm a communist. But it tastes like crap. The fact that it looks like stale urine doesn't help, either.
And finally...
Lobster - I tried to prepare one once. It fought me when I tossed it into a pot of boiling water. I had to hold the lid down. After a while it sounded like it was squealing. It was seriously a traumatic moment for me. I can never eat lobster again.
beelzebozo said:homemade mayonnaise <3
and it's actually quite a lot easier to make than the homemade ketchup, to be fair. whipping up mayonnaise takes two minutes in a food processor. on top of that, from that base you can quickly have a garlic aioli, a hollandaise. . . all sorts of rad stuff.
electricpirate said:My first attempt at Mayonaise broke, and was quite disgusting. I'll have to try again soon.