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What's a good way to cover *it* up?

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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
You jam it against your body with the waist band of your boxers. Should work fine...though I guess it depends what you're wearing.
 
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olimario

Banned
Either against your body against the waistband and behind your shirt and the binder you're holding in front of it.

or

Down a leg, hand in pocket, hold it against leg.
 
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olimario

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http://www.babry.co.uk/9471/?*session*id*key*=*session*id*val*
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
What's REALLY fun is having your girlspacefriends arouse you while in a public pool and you've just get swimming shorts on. Ohoho, what a laugh.

Actually I guess it was pretty funny, but would have been a lot less so if one of them didn't hang around until it went away, you can't get out like that.
 
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gblues

Banned
Himuro said:
Today I've been having boners non stop. I don't know why, I thought I stopped doing this during puberty, but alas here I am, 19 and everything, and I'm getting a woody in the middle of class when I pass in my papers. The girls gasp (and possibly think I'm a pervert, I'm innocent!).

So like, what should I do to stop this? Does it depend on the underwear you put on? Because I'm wearing boxers.

I so hope I'm not banned for this or something, because I just gotta know!
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Oy, this is a subject where I wish there was a "post anonymously" option. This post is SO going to earn me a tag, but it's for the greater good.

This might sound kinda strange, but I've noticed that when my bladder is full, my penis becomes hypersensitive and I get erections very easily. Must be a prostate-stimulation thing. Boxers will make it worse because your dick is just flopping around, turning every movement into stimulation (this is why the waistband thing works--no movement).

For me, urinating makes the erection go away almost instantly. So if you're getting random erections, maybe you aren't urinating enough? It's that, or switch to boxer-briefs or full-on tighty-whities.

And if it is your bladder, masturbating won't help. Not only does it make erections easy, it also reduces recovery time.

Nathan
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Funny story.

I never tuck in my shirts, even at work. I dress nicely, I just don't feel the need to shove my shirt down my buttcrack in the process and nobody seems to mind. It has the added bonus of making a boner abit easier to hide. Anyways, the other day I was attending a funeral for a co-worker that passed away and that's one of those occasions where you kind of have to dress a little nicer. So I took the bullet and tucked my shirt in. Naturally, as I'm driving there the thought pops in my head: "Oh man, if I pop a boner at this thing I'm going to be a pariah for life." And of course the moment you think such a thing you henceforth have to consciously battle you wiener, as it will set out to make an ass of you. The entirety of the funeral was me mentally saying "no boner no boner no boner" while trying to prevent myself from locking on to any of the attractive girls present. Sadly, there were many. Somehow I came out of the experience unscathed and sans erection. My inevitable journey to hell has been averted once more.
 
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human5892

Queen of Denmark
tedtropy said:
Funny story.

I never tuck in my shirts, even at work. I dress nicely, I just don't feel the need to shove my shirt down my buttcrack in the process and nobody seems to mind. It has the added bonus of making a boner abit easier to hide. Anyways, the other day I was attending a funeral for a co-worker that passed away and that's one of those occasions where you kind of have to dress a little nicer. So I took the bullet and tucked my shirt in. Naturally, as I'm driving there the thought pops in my head: "Oh man, if I pop a boner at this thing I'm going to be a pariah for life." And of course the moment you think such a thing you henceforth have to consciously battle you wiener, as it will set out to make an ass of you. The entirety of the funeral was me mentally saying "no boner no boner no boner" while trying to prevent myself from locking on to any of the attractive girls present. Sadly, there were many. Somehow I came out of the experienced unscathed and sans erection. My inevitable journey to hell has been averted once more.
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That story was just a tease!

*gets erection*
 
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yoshifumi

Banned
waistband all the way, but you sort of have to have that planned ahead of time or else you look like a weirdo adjusting your wang
 
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ToxicAdam

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Ninja Scooter said:
STOP!!

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Awesome! :lol


There was nothing worse than getting a boner during Gym class. You are usually moving around, so the "tuck it" rule didn't always work. Sweatpants have an amazing way of accentuating a boner. Oh the agony.
 
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J2 Cool

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Mama Smurf said:
What's REALLY fun is having your girlspacefriends arouse you while in a public pool and you've just get swimming shorts on. Ohoho, what a laugh.

Actually I guess it was pretty funny, but would have been a lot less so if one of them didn't hang around until it went away, you can't get out like that.
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heh, reminds me of the time I went on a trip with my ex to Michigan. Lounged around the beach all day. But anyway, we got in an argument, completely stopped talking. Actually avoiding each other. So I went back inside this small ass cabin that everyone stayed in. They were all out on the beach, maybe 40-50 feet from it. So she decides she was being kind of bitchy, and comes in and apologizes. So while she's getting real sentimental, she comes to lay down on the couch with me, sticking her ass in the crotch, in this 2 piece bikini. I was like "Yeah, I'm sorry too, but I REALLY need to get this down before your mom comes in". What a horrible trip that was. And there were worse moments. 4 lounge chairs on the beach next to each other, gf, her mom, dad, and me. It was a frickin mental war with the way she laid out. I just grabbed a towel, and fought hard. no pun intended
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
yoshifumi said:
waistband all the way, but you sort of have to have that planned ahead of time or else you look like a weirdo adjusting your wang
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It's always a thrilling moment when you jam your hand down your pants to push your erect wang up while a group of people are looking away for a split second. Especially when the hand wants to stay. (nyuk-nyuk)
 
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Foreign Jackass

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The 2 new pairs of pants I bought are rather low-rise, so the last time I tried that (the tuck it in the waistband strategy), the head popped out of my boxers into the fresh spring air. Luckily, I was still in my room, and I decided to adopt another strategy.
 
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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
Holy shit I was just having this problem. This really hot girl just left my house and I couldn't stop getting a boner. I managed to cover it up, but I probably should have taped it against my leg or something.
 
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Pedigree Chum

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brooklyngooner said:
Cocktease! Let us have it.
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If you insist. Man, it's so embarassing. I'll preface by saying I'M NOT GAY and the guys in the hot tub had nothing to do with the boner. Ok here we go. I'm at a company party at my father's boss' house. Lots of guys in the hot tub, drinkin' and all that, they ask me to come in. So I begrudgingly do (not much of a fan of hot tubs), almost on command I get a raging boner in the tub due to the hot water (it was pretty cold outside) and the bubbles. I was like, "fuck I can't leave now"...all of a sudden someone decides to stop the hot tub (WHY?). The bubbles dissapate and it's obvious I have a raging boner, all they had to do was look down. At this moment I was sweating bullets, the hot water mixed with my anxiety saw to that. I was panicing, didn't know what to do. So I jumped out and went inside, didn't run, but hurriedly left the hot tub. Problem is that the moment I stood up my boner was staring everyone in the face. Long enough that they could get a look at it, no one said anything though. I was so embarrased that I subsequently begged my dad to take me home.

Bah, what an awful day.
 
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Pedigree Chum

Banned
Zaptruder said:
Ped...

you should've crossed your legs like a man. You know, ankle ontop of knee.
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In retrospect I should have done that. I couldn't think straight with the anxiety, I just wanted out...damn boners when you don't want one. Couldn't hide it either when I left the tub cause of the wet trunks, they basically accentuated it :(
 
SuperPac

SuperPac

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Remember back when Hypercolor clothing was the "it" thing? (The stuff that changes color with your body heat.) Well I made the unfortunate mistake of buying and wearing hypercolor *shorts* to jr. high one day. Think about it, won't you?

Never wore them in public again.
 
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Desperado

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SuperPac said:
Remember back when Hypercolor clothing was the "it" thing? (The stuff that changes color with your body heat.) Well I made the unfortunate mistake of buying and wearing hypercolor *shorts* to jr. high one day. Think about it, won't you?

Never wore them in public again.
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wtf kind of fad is this? i remember nothing of it.
 
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captmcblack

Member
Himuro said:
You're welcome! :lol

I just fapped it off. Nothing to worry about now, except the possible smell of semen. One time I did that in between my lunch break at school, went to class, and some chick said,"You smell like penis! It has a pleasant smell."

You would not believe how much I wanted to punch her in the mouth.
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lmfao :lol :lol

"You smell like penis" actually was said?

Also note that that's probably the most tag-worthy comment in this thread. :p
 
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Willco

Hollywood Square
During high school, I'd get a boner the same exact time every fucking day in the morning during the end of shop class. I didn't try to hide it.

I'd be walking down the hallways... "DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED!"
 
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Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
Ever been on the New York City subway system during rush hour? Basically, the seats are arranged on both sides of the car so that you are facing in towards the middle, and people stand in the space between the seating facing outward. One unfortunate summer's day, I did not get a seat and was forced to stand in front of a seated woman that was well endowed and had a low cut dress. The commander stood at attention the entire time and well, she noticed. :|
 
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