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[Naked Snake]

Assume you have part of a marijuana plant (twigs, leaves, buds, everything) that was just cut of the main tree... It's still fresh and moist, so it can't be used to make joints because it wont burn... What's the most "efficient" way to make it dry fairly quickly so it can be smokeable?

My friend uses a microwave oven to "toast" the plant for a minute, but I can't help but feel that you would lose a good amount of THC by doing that, right?

 

[RedDwarf]

Not that I would know or anything, but I HEAR that your oven is your friend. Oh yes, I don't know how I know this, but using a low temperature works best.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Putting it in the microwave does work, but I don't think it would be the best for your weed. Microwaves are odd. Oven would be better. I put mine under a halogen lamp once, that dried it quick smart. but I forgot about it and over dried it. Don't do that. Oh yeah, I put it under the lamp on some tinfoil. It dried quick as fuck. That's why I nearly burned it.

 

[Diablos]

Not that I would know or anything, but I HEAR that your oven is your friend. Oh yes, I don't know how I know this, but using a low temperature works best.

:lol

 

[Pimpwerx]

That oven thing ain't the best idea IMO. But that's b/c my friends tried it and wasted an eighth of bud that way. :lol Definitely keep the temp really low. Personally, I say don't waste fresh nugs on joints. Bowl or bong it. I love that sticky shit. I only roll shwag. PEACE.

 

[Crag Dweller]

 

[LakeEarth]

Experiment. Take a little and try the oven, microwave, underwear drawer, etc and see which ones gives the best flavour.

 

[Joe]

a little tip to do the opposite: put a tiny piece of lettuce in your bag or whatever you use to store it and your pot will stay "fresher" longer. make sure it isnt too big otherwise it'll get too moist and it wont burn.

 

[ShadowRed]

Wait asking for links to pirated materials will get you banned, but asking advice about making an illegal substance suitable for smoking gets nothing. GA logic at work.

 

[RevenantKioku]

Wait asking for links to pirated materials will get you banned, but asking advice about making an illegal substance suitable for smoking gets nothing. GA logic at work.

Now I'm no mathamagician, but I don't believe marijuana is illegal all throughout the world.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Get pillowcase with thickish fabric

Place desired amount inside pillowcase

Tie a tight knot in pillowcase

Place in tumble drier at about relatively low heat (about third lowest)

Wait about 30mins

 

[Kabuki Waq]

Now I'm no mathamagician, but I don't believe marijuana is illegal all throughout the world.

neither is Piracy.

 

[Naked Snake]

a little tip to do the opposite: put a tiny piece of lettuce in your bag or whatever you use to store it and your pot will stay "fresher" longer. make sure it isnt too big otherwise it'll get too moist and it wont burn.

My friend keeps the whole thing "planted" in a glass of water, to keep it fresh... :\

 

[RevenantKioku]

neither is Piracy.

Well it should be!
Intoxication is ruining my logic, though. I guess a better point is, he's not distributing marijuana on the forum or asking how to produce or get it. Hell, he could be running a cancer clinic in portugal and looking for the best ways to aid his patients.
You wouldn't want to fuck with cancer patients, would you?

 

[Liono]

How is this thread not locked?

 

[Wario64]

Excuse me while I go buy some marijuana with my stolen credit cards

 

[Triumph]

That's the best option, or so I've heard.

 

[Naked Snake]

How is this thread not locked?

How is this thread any different than this one http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=33170? Or the hundred other threads about the subject we had in GAF?

 

[Liono]

How is this thread any different than this one http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=33170? Or the hundred other threads about the subject we had in GAF?

Oh, I guess that makes it right. My mistake.

 

[Tim]

Oh, I guess that makes it right. My mistake.

No problem matey

 

[Ollie Pooch]

Oh, I guess that makes it right. My mistake.

why do you even care? noone's forcing you to read it.

 

[Archaix]

why do you even care? noone's forcing you to read it.

It has such a tricky topic name though! He lured us in here with promises of good moral times for all and instead we get illicit drugs and naked men. I demand justice.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

It has such a tricky topic name though! He lured us in here with promises of good moral times for all and instead we get illicit drugs and naked men. I demand justice.

agreed. i had heart palpitations when i saw the thread content and title somehow correlated

 

[bishoptl]

It's open because a couple of free-wheelin' BC mods wanna keep it open!

Hypocrisy? probably

 

[AntoneM]

Wait asking for links to pirated materials will get you banned, but asking advice about making an illegal substance suitable for smoking gets nothing. GA logic at work.

he's not asking where to find marijuana, he's not asking if anyone on the board will sell him marijauna... that is the difference. Asking about how to get access to illegal material shouldn't be tolerated, but asking about said material (as long as it's not asking how to use it) should be fine.

For instance if I had downloaded an illegal copy of, I don't know, Doom 3 and asked what's the best setting for my computer, not mentioning that I d/l'ed an illegal copy, that would be fine. If I were to ask where I can get an illegal copy then that's banable.

 

[Liono]

he's not asking where to find marijuana, he's not asking if anyone on the board will sell him marijauna... that is the difference. Asking about how to get access to illegal material shouldn't be tolerated, but asking about said material (as long as it's not asking how to use it) should be fine.

For instance if I had downloaded an illegal copy of, I don't know, Doom 3 and asked what's the best setting for my computer, not mentioning that I d/l'ed an illegal copy, that would be fine. If I were to ask where I can get an illegal copy then that's banable.

The logic in your argument is on par with that of Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

The logic in your argument is on par with that of Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote.

how so?
just cos it's illegal (in some countries) doesn't mean you can't talk about it.

stabbing someone in the eye with say, a fork, is also illegal in most countries. but we'd talk about that if it happened. *brandishes fork*

 

[Chipopo]

The logic in your argument is on par with that of Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote.

I don't understand what this even means.

 

[Archaix]

I don't understand what this even means.

Yeah, but that's just because you're high.

Or maybe he's high.

Hell, odds are about even that I am.

 

[Chipopo]

I don't understand what this even means BUT MAN I LOVE IT ANYWAY JUST WOW

 

[Naked Snake]

I don't understand what this even means BUT MAN I LOVE IT ANYWAY JUST WOW

:lol

Now stop derailing my thread dammit!