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[unknownstranger]

A ton between my parents. One of them I remember the best is them arguing whether to write a check for a 99 cent ice cream cone at McDonalds or just go home since neither of them had any cash on them.

 

[Aaron Strife]

I wasn't there for this but a friend of mine told me about an argument he had with his girlfriend about whether to define Pocahontas as a hit or a flop, based on something I'd told him about that movie marking the decline of Disney's box office performance.

I guess he brought up that I said that and she accused him of taking my "side" as if any sane and rational person would spend more than five seconds thinking about this.

Also something about whether a conversation they had once took place outside or inside? They have really stupid fights.

 

[GaimeGuy]

my first girl and me, a two hour battle over the most efficient conversion factor between imperial and metric that came down to us stamping around our apartments measuring all kinds of dumb irrelevant shit like the rate of skittles down a block of ice cut at 45 dear god make this memory stop

That sounds incredible. XD

 

[YoungHav]

I saw a Chinese couple arguing down the block in Chinese. The guy got so frustrated he headbutted the building wall next to him and collapsed on the ground. I was like wtf smh lol.

 

[MattKeil]

This sounds like the (friendly) arguments I have with my boyfriend. Once of us has to be colorblind or something. It's always between blue and purple or blue and green.

Women actually see vastly more shades of color than men do, so she was probably right.

 

[Dot Matrix]

I’ve posted about my on again, off again ‘crazy ex’ before.

She once started an argument and dumped me because I ordered a pepperoni pizza when I know she doesn’t like pepperoni. But she wasn’t even at my house that night. Apparently I’m inconsiderate and should have known she was going to come over the next day and would want to eat my leftovers.

Another time she started an argument in the middle of sex. It’s a weird feeling to argue with someone while you’re still inside them.

 

[Grakl]

I’ve posted about my on again, off again ‘crazy ex’ before.

She once started an argument and dumped me because I ordered a pepperoni pizza when I know she doesn’t like pepperoni. But she wasn’t even at my house that night. Apparently I’m inconsiderate and should have known she was going to come over the next day and would want to eat my leftovers.

Another time she started an argument in the middle of sex. It’s a weird feeling to argue with someone while you’re still inside them.

You could write a romantic comedy with your experiences, lol.

 

[munchie64]

My mum and dad once had a multi day argument about an object being a glass or cup.

 

[mullet2000]

Someone got mad because her boyfriend said "I love you too" in response to her saying "I love you" at the end of the night one night.

Apparently putting the "too" on there made it seem like he didn't really mean it, and was just going through the motions of responding to her. An argument about this ensued.

 

[BPoole]

I was at a restaurant once (Tapas Teatro in Baltimore, very good place), and this girl that was sitting next to me was saying that she had moved in with her boyfriend a month ago, but had just moved back into her parent's house because she got tired of her boyfriend leaving dishes in the sink instead of immediately putting them in the dishwasher. This girl was absolutely livid about this and was trashing men in general because of this.

Spoiler

I leave dishes in the sink as well

 

[Aselith]

Sour cream and chives is the best pringles

Why don't you love me anymore?

 

[Mine01]

Me and my gf about her dress.

I said it was blue, she said it was purple, after 30 mins and asking like 10 friends, we decided it was purple.

Spoiler

It was totally blue.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

my first girl and me, a two hour battle over the most efficient conversion factor between imperial and metric that came down to us stamping around our apartments measuring all kinds of dumb irrelevant shit like the rate of skittles down a block of ice cut at 45 dear god make this memory stop

I said dumbest arguments, not amazing scientist debates.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

The girl I was dating was hosting a party at her out-of-town parents' house. But I guess the upstairs were offlimits and such. Well drinking goes straight to my bladder. But the first floor bathroom was already taken, so I asked another guy if there was a bathroom upstairs. But soon enough the first floor one opened up and I used that one.

But word got around to the girl I was dating, and she blew up at me. Saying how I was disrespecting her parents' house, and because I was disrespecting her parents' house, I was disrespecting her parents, and nobody disrespects her parents!

She also slapped me for talking to another girl friend of hers that was there. Admittedly she may have been more attractive, but I wasn't being flirtatious or anything.

Really I don't know why I kept off and on seeing her after that.

 

[thesoapster]

Probably an argument that got heated over whether or not he liked a particular song or something. She was like "no, you hated it" "no, at the time, I didn't wa...." "you hated it!!!!" etc.

My mum and dad once had a multi day argument about an object being a glass or cup.

Haha!!

 

[Anion]

Probably this couple in watchdogs http://xboxclips.com/video.php?uid=2533274816251633&gamertag=Agent%20AA1&vid=0c21cf79-fec1-4144-8cfb-37c02b9ce53d