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Whats the weirdest place you masturbated?

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Stiflers Mom

Stiflers Mom

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See thread title..

Tell us your boldest (but still legal) move

Mine was probably on a very short ride between two metro stations within an empty train in the morning. I was young and damn, I must have been horny back then.

Follow up in my ranking would be on an 747 toilet while I was on a flight to South America (yeah, that Boeing vs Airbus thread inspired me to this thread).
 
GeorgPrime

GeorgPrime

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Stiflers Mom said:
See thread title..

Tell us your boldest (but still legal) move

Mine was probably on a very short ride between two metro stations within an empty train in the morning. I was young and damn, I must have been horny back then.

Follow up in my ranking would be on an 747 toilet while I was on a flight to South America (yeah, that Boeing vs Airbus thread inspired me to this thread).
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Train.

My "sex relationship" was writing me al ot of dirty stuff over phone and was teasing me with pictures while i was visiting her for the weekend.
 
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nush

nush

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p_xavier said:
I jerked off a 65yo stranger in business class on a flight from Dallas to Fort Lauderdale.
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AeonGaidenRaiden

AeonGaidenRaiden

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nush said:
Amateur, I'm in the mile high club. I don't think it's realistically possible to do that now.
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You can but it depends on the model of the plane. Usually Airbuses have mid lane toilets that have a curtain like wall between the two toilets nexxt to each other so if you know where to press, you can make it one big toilet yet from the outside it looks like 2 people went inside 2 separate toilets. Buuuut you have to be a flight attendant to know which models have those doors :D
 
ÆMNE22A!C

ÆMNE22A!C

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Delivering newspapers in morning, chewing on licorice while blasting the dead kennedys.. While putting the paper through the paper slot I saw a woman getting out of the toilet in front of the see through door buck naked. Instant hardon. Cycled to a secluded part and rubbed one out at 530 in the morning. No regrets.

Ahh during a landscaping job I rubbed one out on her toilet
 
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Delf

Delf

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I had two buddies who would compete on who could jerk off in the wildest places at work.
I dont remember everywhere they hit but I specifically remember one climbed into a dumpster and rubbed one out.
 
M1chl

M1chl

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When I was really young on Cemetery where we were meeting as a kids, probably. So yeah. I was there with my back then crush and guess we were playing. Age was legal, if interested.

Oh it was simpler times.
 
thefool

thefool

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I never masturbated in a weird place but the weirdest place I had sex was under a giant decorative christmas tree in the center of the city (probably the busiest square of the country but it was late at night).
 
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IntentionalPun

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I was at work once and joked with a female co-worker who remarked that a male co-worker was in the bathroom for a while that he was probably jerking off.

And she was shocked; responded, "Guys do that, just jerk off at work? No way"

I was like "I'll go jerk off once we give some time for that shit *insert guy's name* is taking from clearing out."

I wasn't really serious but she bugged me about it later in the day and I was like "OK let's go." She followed me to the back and I was like "you coming in" and she said "No, but I'll talk you through it."

So I close the bathroom door and whip it out.. she is asking questions and I'm describing to her what I'm doing.. "Did you take your pants off?" "No, just pulled them down".. nothing too sexy at first.. but then I started getting hard and told her about that and she was like "Holy shit I'm getting wet"... and I said something like "Mmm.. I bet your wet pussy would take my dick good right now" and then it escalated to essentially having phone sex with a closed bathroom door between us.
 
Majmun

Majmun

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Probably in the car..

And I still remember why. I met someone online and went to his place. But he kinda catfished me. He was much older and fatter than the pics so I said no thank you and returned to my car immediately. I was so horny so I did it in the car.
 
Prison Mike

Prison Mike

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IntentionalPun said:
I was at work once and joked with a female co-worker who remarked that a male co-worker was in the bathroom for a while that he was probably jerking off.

And she was shocked; responded, "Guys do that, just jerk off at work? No way"

I was like "I'll go jerk off once we give some time for that shit *insert guy's name* is taking from clearing out."

I wasn't really serious but she bugged me about it later in the day and I was like "OK let's go." She followed me to the back and I was like "you coming in" and she said "No, but I'll talk you through it."

So I close the bathroom door and whip it out.. she is asking questions and I'm describing to her what I'm doing.. "Did you take your pants off?" "No, just pulled them down".. nothing too sexy at first.. but then I started getting hard and told her about that and she was like "Holy shit I'm getting wet"... and I said something like "Mmm.. I bet your wet pussy would take my dick good right now" and then it escalated to essentially having phone sex with a closed bathroom door between us.
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Any jobs going.?
 
teezzy

teezzy

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When I was like 15, I jerked off onto a church once. One of my biggest crushes lived right down the street from one, and I'd stay late at her house and she'd let me rub her feet while we watched TV together. I got major blue balls one night, and on my way home, I made a pit stop.

We never did end up hooking up, but we made out a few times and I saw her tits once about a year later.
 
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