DarknessTear
Banned
Personally I want a game like Terranigma.
Edit: And Scott owned this whole thread. :lol
Edit: And Scott owned this whole thread. :lol
I think it's tangentially related to most people's hatred of The Spice Girls and Fanta commercials.krypt0nian said:I totally agree with your PS to PS2 comments but I'll never understand the FFX-2 hate.
DarknessTear said:Well I can understand the FFX-2 hate. It has the power to make people feel like gay people are molesting them the whole time. Plus it's plain embarassing to play.
djtiesto said:I would love to see Enix publish more games from smaller publishers, like they did in the SFC days - Produce, Almanac, and of course the almighty Quintet.
Kobun Heat said:Paging JackFrost to thread #64214, paging JackFrost to thread #64214.
In his absence, allow me to summarize what happened to Square.
- Despite having never made a playable game in his life, Akitoshi Kawazu promoted.
- Square, being cash-poor anyway, shrunk its output. Lineup now mostly made out of Kawazu titles, some of which are just blank CD-Rs with (admittedly nice) instruction manuals.
- Mayor of Tokyo gives Akitoshi Kawazu key to city.
- Akitoshi Kawazu, in a landslide victory, replaces Koizumi as prime minister.
Kobun Heat said:Paging JackFrost to thread #64214, paging JackFrost to thread #64214.
In his absence, allow me to summarize what happened to Square.
- They made skillions of dollars off FFVII and other PS1 games.
- Sakaguchi lost ALL OF IT, SINGLE-HANDEDLY.
- Sakaguchi was put out to pasture, because you gotta take blame. He was involved with FF in name only as an "executive producer." Promo tours, a few little meaningless things.
- Despite having never made a playable game in his life, Akitoshi Kawazu promoted.
- The PlayStation 2 came out and budgets skyrocketed from PS1 levels.
- Square, being cash-poor anyway, shrunk its output. Lineup now mostly made out of Kawazu titles, some of which are just blank CD-Rs with (admittedly nice) instruction manuals.
- Around this time, Enix tries again to start up an American branch. This does not exactly take off like a rocket. DQVII fails to set the West on fire.
- Square's poor. Enix is not. Square has a thriving, largish American operation. Enix does not. Wink Martindale makes a Love Connection!
- Mayor of Tokyo gives Akitoshi Kawazu key to city.
- Enix immediately sets about turning Square Enix USA into a publisher of Enix titles, and turns Square into a machine that pumps out cell-phone games and spinoffs of FFVII.
- "Polymorphic content."
- Sakaguchi quits. It takes several weeks before anyone even notices that he left.
- Uematsu quits. Wailing and gnashing of teeth until people realize this means more concerts of the old stuff, less "Ronfaure".
- Basically the entire US branch quits.
- In all the confusion over the merger, Yasumi Matsuno accidentally put in charge of FFXII. Somebody realizes this and he is unceremoniously booted, but not before inflicting massive damage.
- Akitoshi Kawazu, in a landslide victory, replaces Koizumi as prime minister.
- ?
- Sun supernovas, Earth destroyed.
- FFXII released.
Kobun Heat said:Paging JackFrost to thread #64214, paging JackFrost to thread #64214.
In his absence, allow me to summarize what happened to Square.
- They made skillions of dollars off FFVII and other PS1 games.
- Sakaguchi lost ALL OF IT, SINGLE-HANDEDLY.
- Sakaguchi was put out to pasture, because you gotta take blame. He was involved with FF in name only as an "executive producer." Promo tours, a few little meaningless things.
- Despite having never made a playable game in his life, Akitoshi Kawazu promoted.
- The PlayStation 2 came out and budgets skyrocketed from PS1 levels.
- Square, being cash-poor anyway, shrunk its output. Lineup now mostly made out of Kawazu titles, some of which are just blank CD-Rs with (admittedly nice) instruction manuals.
- Around this time, Enix tries again to start up an American branch. This does not exactly take off like a rocket. DQVII fails to set the West on fire.
- Square's poor. Enix is not. Square has a thriving, largish American operation. Enix does not. Wink Martindale makes a Love Connection!
- Mayor of Tokyo gives Akitoshi Kawazu key to city.
- Enix immediately sets about turning Square Enix USA into a publisher of Enix titles, and turns Square into a machine that pumps out cell-phone games and spinoffs of FFVII.
- "Polymorphic content."
- Sakaguchi quits. It takes several weeks before anyone even notices that he left.
- Uematsu quits. Wailing and gnashing of teeth until people realize this means more concerts of the old stuff, less "Ronfaure".
- Basically the entire US branch quits.
- In all the confusion over the merger, Yasumi Matsuno accidentally put in charge of FFXII. Somebody realizes this and he is unceremoniously booted, but not before inflicting massive damage.
- Akitoshi Kawazu, in a landslide victory, replaces Koizumi as prime minister.
- ?
- Sun supernovas, Earth destroyed.
- FFXII released.
Kobun Heat said:Paging JackFrost to thread #64214, paging JackFrost to thread #64214.
In his absence, allow me to summarize what happened to Square.
- They made skillions of dollars off FFVII and other PS1 games.
- Sakaguchi lost ALL OF IT, SINGLE-HANDEDLY.
- Sakaguchi was put out to pasture, because you gotta take blame. He was involved with FF in name only as an "executive producer." Promo tours, a few little meaningless things.
- Despite having never made a playable game in his life, Akitoshi Kawazu promoted.
- The PlayStation 2 came out and budgets skyrocketed from PS1 levels.
- Square, being cash-poor anyway, shrunk its output. Lineup now mostly made out of Kawazu titles, some of which are just blank CD-Rs with (admittedly nice) instruction manuals.
- Around this time, Enix tries again to start up an American branch. This does not exactly take off like a rocket. DQVII fails to set the West on fire.
- Square's poor. Enix is not. Square has a thriving, largish American operation. Enix does not. Wink Martindale makes a Love Connection!
- Mayor of Tokyo gives Akitoshi Kawazu key to city.
- Enix immediately sets about turning Square Enix USA into a publisher of Enix titles, and turns Square into a machine that pumps out cell-phone games and spinoffs of FFVII.
- "Polymorphic content."
- Sakaguchi quits. It takes several weeks before anyone even notices that he left.
- Uematsu quits. Wailing and gnashing of teeth until people realize this means more concerts of the old stuff, less "Ronfaure".
- Basically the entire US branch quits.
- In all the confusion over the merger, Yasumi Matsuno accidentally put in charge of FFXII. Somebody realizes this and he is unceremoniously booted, but not before inflicting massive damage.
- Akitoshi Kawazu, in a landslide victory, replaces Koizumi as prime minister.
- ?
- Sun supernovas, Earth destroyed.
- FFXII released.
Blackace said:Yeah.. but they need to make some games first before I start pimping them...
You forgot to mention the gameplay sucks.DarknessTear said:Well I can understand the FFX-2 hate. It has the power to make people feel like gay people are molesting them the whole time. Plus it's plain embarassing to play.
I was hoping he'd had pop by earlier in the thread, it took until Scott at the very end of page 2 to turn things from a GameFAQs bitch-fest to a sense of normality. Thank you for your contribution.Kobun Heat said:Paging JackFrost to thread #64214, paging JackFrost to thread #64214.
In all the confusion over the merger, Yasumi Matsuno accidentally put in charge of FFXII. Somebody realizes this and he is unceremoniously booted, but not before inflicting massive damage.
Heian-kyo said:Hmm, so let me get this straight, because Enix's shares were traded at a premium, you guys have all assumed (and taken as fact) that Enix bought out Square? Methinks you guys need to read up on the differences between mergers and share buyouts...
Paging JackFrost to thread #64214, paging JackFrost to thread #64214.
In his absence, allow me to summarize what happened to Square.
- They made skillions of dollars off FFVII and other PS1 games.
- Sakaguchi lost ALL OF IT, SINGLE-HANDEDLY.
- Sakaguchi was put out to pasture, because you gotta take blame. He was involved with FF in name only as an "executive producer." Promo tours, a few little meaningless things.
- Despite having never made a playable game in his life, Akitoshi Kawazu promoted.
- The PlayStation 2 came out and budgets skyrocketed from PS1 levels.
- Square, being cash-poor anyway, shrunk its output. Lineup now mostly made out of Kawazu titles, some of which are just blank CD-Rs with (admittedly nice) instruction manuals.
- Around this time, Enix tries again to start up an American branch. This does not exactly take off like a rocket. DQVII fails to set the West on fire.
- Square's poor. Enix is not. Square has a thriving, largish American operation. Enix does not. Wink Martindale makes a Love Connection!
- Mayor of Tokyo gives Akitoshi Kawazu key to city.
- Enix immediately sets about turning Square Enix USA into a publisher of Enix titles, and turns Square into a machine that pumps out cell-phone games and spinoffs of FFVII.
- "Polymorphic content."
- Sakaguchi quits. It takes several weeks before anyone even notices that he left.
- Uematsu quits. Wailing and gnashing of teeth until people realize this means more concerts of the old stuff, less "Ronfaure".
- Basically the entire US branch quits.
- In all the confusion over the merger, Yasumi Matsuno accidentally put in charge of FFXII. Somebody realizes this and he is unceremoniously booted, but not before inflicting massive damage.
- Akitoshi Kawazu, in a landslide victory, replaces Koizumi as prime minister.
- ?
- Sun supernovas, Earth destroyed.
- FFXII released.
DavidDayton said:Oh, we're not trying to claim that Enix technically bought out Square... it was a "merger" that resulted in the Enix folks ending up much better than the (incompetent) Square folks who were desperate to avoid being absorbed by Sony.
Desperate, huh?DavidDayton said:Oh, we're not trying to claim that Enix technically bought out Square... it was a "merger" that resulted in the Enix folks ending up much better than the (incompetent) Square folks who were desperate to avoid being absorbed by Sony.
Diablos said:Desperate, huh?
If Sony bought Square you could bet that Sony would probably let Square do whatever they wanted. With Squeenix, it's like "ok, you release FF, we'll release DQ. And then we'll throw games like KH in the mix to shut people up."
silenttwn said:No Crystal Chronicles love? I had some good times in multiplayer with that one.
trmas said:I would like to see a real sequel to FFT on the PS3.