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[The Black Gelding]

My dream job would be a pundit. Like the black Bill O'Rilley or something. Getting paid to spout my opinions on TV, every night, and having people listen to me. FUCK YEAH!

"State an incorrect opinion again and I will cut your mic. Oh yeah, buy my book."


Another would be actor/comedian. Not one of those struggling ones that have a special on Comedy Central, bomb and never be seen again, or the VH1 ones that audition only to have their roles being taken by rappers or being forced to accept crap roles. Making big money, and having those crappy VH1 comedians talking about ME. Hawhawhaw.

"Hey, aren't you that funny guy in those movies?"

"Why yes, I make serious ching by having fun on set 8hrs a day, wantsomedick?"

"Of course!"


Politician, a big time one... like a senator or even the president. I'd have a chance to actually make a difference, and if all else fails, I parlay that into a big money consulting job.

"Why yes, paying more to your consultants and giving them more vacations would make them more productive at consulting"

What's your dream job?

 

[mattx5]

Writer/Director

 

[Dead]

Mattress Tester

 

[kumanoki]

Voice actor.

I want to be they guy that does everything. Commercials. Movie promos. Character voices. Radio. Everything.

"Ask your doctor if Chokingonmyschlongex is right for you."

"They took his pride. They took his wife. Now, he's on vacation...."

"The city of Townsville...."

"On your hit music station 107.3 doubleyewceegeekyew!"

 

[Fresh Prince]

Rapper.
If only I was black or annoying white trash :\

 

[Memles]

Writer/Director

Ditto.

 

[MIMIC]

Roller coaster designer.
Actor.

 

[The Black Gelding]

Voice actor.

I want to be they guy that does everything. Commercials. Movie promos. Character voices. Radio. Everything.

I can do that shit. Easy. Have you heard my MGS? I am a voice smithe no doubt.

 

[Dilbert]

Poet.

 

[Pochacco]

I had a really vivid dream this morning where I was being chased by a gang that was shooting me. I escaped, called the cops, and had them caught. EVERYONE knew who I was. Random girls on the street were approaching me - it felt so good.

Hence, i wanna be a Hong Kong star!
Make 4 crappy movies per month, release 6 albums a year, have concerts, appear on crappy tv shows....life would be goood.

 

[The Shadow]

Condom Tester
Writer

 

[fennec fox]

Philly Phanatic.





Just kidding. I'd actually like to have a well-liked cable TV show.

 

[BigJonsson]

Master of the Universe

 

[impirius]

Keith Olbermann's job: hosting Countdown.

 

[kumanoki]

I can do that shit. Easy. Have you heard my MGS? I am a voice smithe no doubt.

It's not as easy as you'd think.

 

[the12thplanet]

porn star

 

[Fresh Prince]

It's not as easy as you'd think.

You're talking to The Black 'Big Baller, Shot Caller' Stallion- anything is possible to him.

 

[scorcho]

director of an NGO

 

[beerbelly]

Probably a director or actor.

 

[alejob]

Something like a consultant where people just ask me for my opinion on stuff, I'll tell them what I think they should do and then they do whatever they want. They can't hold me responsible. No personal bullshit though, just bussiness stuff.

The real dream job though would be getting paid for what ever I want to do. If I want to go fishing, just pay me to fish. Pay me to surf, pay me to play games, etc.


I've never dreamt of being anything. Like people want to be a doctor, people wanting to be an engineer or a pilot, a cop, etc. I really don't care, I just want to have the time to do the things I like and when I want. Unfortunetly there's no job like that, maybe being just being a millionaire owner of something where the cash just flows in. But to be that I'd have to work like a bitch for many years to make it happened and thats not what I want.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Counter Terrorism Agent

Hell, even just a policeman, but fuck do I hate paperwork (Reports and such)

Maybe an English teacher in Japan? I dunno

 

[xexex]

fighter jet jockey

 

[Deleted member 1235]

astronomical snowboarding sponsorship deal.

 

[Blackie]

My dream job, in all seriousness, is to become a hybrid rapper/rocker/r&b type singer guy. I'm working out the details as we...speak.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Technology Consultant

 

[3phemeral]

Art Director at Pixar ::screams::

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

hip-hop producer

 

[Blackcherry]

director of an NGO

what?!?

for me, ponr star

 

[yoshifumi]

lottery winner

 

[Chony]

Omnipotence.

 

[fennec fox]

This is off topic, but I love the Dynasty Warriors 4 t-shirt William is wearing here. That must have been his fancy shirt for going on TV and stuff.

 

[kumanoki]

This is off topic, but I love the Dynasty Warriors 4 t-shirt William is wearing here. That must have been his fancy shirt for going on TV and stuff.

You have to admit, it's got to be a pretty good feeling when people come up to you and say, "You're Hung, aren't you?"

 

[Tarazet]

Gaming Age admin.

 

[ScientificNinja]

A Formula One driver. Sponsors pay them by the squillion even if they don't place, most of the public wouldn't recognize them from a bar of soap, yet women seem to fall over themselves for them.

 

[Piecake]

NFL kicker

 

[fart]

master of the universe
crazy bum on the corner
literary stereotype
person inside tv
puppeteer
guy banging hot girl
human sized piece of shit
laziest man in the universe
the universe
7 minutes in heaven
guy #4
earlimart's sold out
HALGUALHGLAUGLAHLGUAL

 

[android]

astronaut
scifi writer
game designer

 

[Lambtron]

I'd like to run a tiny record label.

 

[Socreges]

The Canadian ambassador to Holland, Czech Rep, Greece, Brazil, or any number of countries that I'd like to live in.

 

[Eminem]

sports writer/broadcaster

...and with any luck i'll be doing it after i get my degree

 

[Triumph]

I want to be Larry David. I don't mean be LIKE Larry David, I want to actually BE Larry David. I'm going to skin him and wear it around as a Larry David suit.

 

[android]

I'm going to skin him and wear it around as a Larry David suit.

:lol

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

I want to be Larry David. I don't mean be LIKE Larry David, I want to actually BE Larry David. I'm going to skin him and wear it around as a Larry David suit.

how are you gonna explain yourself at parties? that's gonna be really awkward.....

comic book artist.
president.
radio talk show host (sports or politics)
special forces soldier.
pretentious snob
criminal mastermind.
basebalplayer (i'm still a kid at heart)

 

[Ninja Scooter]

a porn star who's films keep accidentally getting erased as soon as they are filmed, and nobody gets to see them.

 

[Poody]

a porn star who's films keep accidentally getting erased as soon as they are filmed, and nobody gets to see them.

brilliant!

 

[isamu]

To be honest, other than winning the lotto, I can't ask for much more than what I currently do. I am a federal police officer who works in one of the los angeles federal buildings and where I work there is no one else there! I'm by myself and all I gotta do sit in a nice comfortable chair and "monitor" the lobby LOL! I can bring all my gaming handhelds to work and play them for 8 hours a day! It's so fucking cool! we have everything here at our disposal too....radio, TV, heater, fan, refrigerator, microwave, you name it! Can order take out anytime I want, never have to be bothered with anyone else, no drama, and the money is great!. Can't beat the job I got! When the PSP comes out this year I'm gonna put a shitload of time into that sucker while at work!

Other than hitting the lotto I wouldn't trade my job for anything. It's just too kick back!!

 

[Mama Smurf]

TV/Film Writer
Actor
Author
Footballer (soccer)

I don't actually have any desire to be famous, I'd just really enjoy doing all those things and the money which comes with them (well, I think I'd enjoy them).

Sadly I don't have the talent for the latter three, though I do believe in my abilities with the first.

 

[fennec fox]

Man, Isamu's job would drive me nuts.

 

[Mama Smurf]

To be honest, other than winning the lotto, I can't ask for much more than what I currently do. I am a federal police officer who works in one of the los angeles federal buildings and where I work there is no one else there! I'm by myself and all I gotta do sit in a nice comfortable chair and "monitor" the lobby LOL! I can bring all my gaming handhelds to work and play them for 8 hours a day! It's so fucking cool! we have everything here at our disposal too....radio, TV, heater, fan, refrigerator, microwave, you name it! Can order take out anytime I want, never have to be bothered with anyone else, no drama, and the money is great!. Can't beat the job I got! When the PSP comes out this year I'm gonna put a shitload of time into that sucker while at work!

Other than hitting the lotto I wouldn't trade my job for anything. It's just too kick back!!

How does one go about getting such a job?

 

[isamu]

Man, Isamu's job would drive me nuts.

Really? In other words you'd be bored to tears? Heh, I get that all the time. But not me dude. I love the isolation! Time by myself to do whatever the fuck I want...play games, watch TV, surf the net, you name it. It fucking rocks!