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What's your dream job(s)?

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isamu

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Mama Smurf said:
How does one go about getting such a job?

Being proficient in firearms and enduring a rigorous 4 month training academy is a good start :)
 

Tonche

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F1 driver is a great one. The relative lack of fame compared to the amount of money you're making is a huge bonus.

I would also either want to be a Marketing Exec (for a videogame company would be nice) or a singer of some sort.
 

DJPS2

Banned
I'd like to get back into radio... although instead of talk radio, I'd love to work on a sports update desk job (like FSR's National Sports Report or ESPNR's SportsCenter).

That's my main dream job, since the gaming journalism thing hasn't worked out.
 

Hooker

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Frontman of a multi-album (each selling multi-millions) metal band. Touring the globe, get alcohol poisoning every other day, fucking underage groupies and getting my dick sucked by midgets



The good life :)
 

Tazznum1

Member
To work for myself which consists of owning a large farm somewhere where I can take in abused animals (horses, tigers etc.) and help them get on their feet again and having a huge farm house where there would be kitties everywhere. :D
 

Shig

Strap on your hooker ...
Character designer for games, comics, animation, toys, whatever.

I would kind of like to be a sales/marketing director for a game company, though. I just can't stand the boneheaded practices of the industry, it'd be so much more successful if someone injected a lick of common sense into their marketing models...
 

Synthetic

Banned
President of the United States
Music Producer or movie director/writer
Sniper
Caretaker of the pitch at Stamford Bridge
 

Cain

Member
Something to do with music. Hell, I'd settle for being the merch guy if I got to follow my favourite band around on their whole tour and make money doing it.
 

pixelated

Member
Airline/Fighter Pilot
Engineering robots (Majoring in electrical engineering)
FBI agent
Music producer (It's one of my hobbies atm)
Director
 

alejob

Member
Tazznum1 said:
To work for myself which consists of owning a large farm somewhere where I can take in abused animals (horses, tigers etc.) and help them get on their feet again and having a huge farm house where there would be kitties everywhere. :D

Yeap! Remember that the tigers and other animals would have huge cages that recreate their natural habitat. I'm all for that except I don't want to be a vet.
 

tenchir

Member
I just got back from an interview that I think was funny. It was a job that involves me fixing computer boards(motherboards mostly), I am pretty sure that I am more than qualified to perform that job, but I think I was sabotage by someone in the company when they send in this russian guy with a lazy white eye and accent so heavy that I have to take time to figure out what he just said(and looked slow in the process). The interview took about an hour, but it is hard to stare the guy in the eye swhen it looks as if one of his eye is staring at something else(did I mention that eye was white?).

I have another interview tomorrow for an electrical engineer position in computer consumer product development(hubs, router, etc.....). Wish me luck.....
 

Gek54

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Being able to drive this thing around the world every year for millions of dollars doesnt sound to shabby.

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Shinobi

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:lol Gek echos my sentiments...being a WRC driver is probably be the most satsifying job I could hope for. And I'd certainly want to be plying my rally craft in that Scoobie.

Outside of that, being a race car driver in general would be a trip...be it Formula 1, sports car (tackling Le Mans would be incredible) or touring car, it would be a trip.
 

demi

Member
I'd like to try the acting biz! Nothing major, just some random quirky PARTS! Like the random character that appears during unimportant scenes.


Random Passerby #4 - Thomas Falbo


I can see my name in lights, baby!
 

isamu

OMFG HOLY MOTHER OF MARY IN HEAVEN I CANT BELIEVE IT WTF WHERE ARE MY SEDATIVES AAAAHHH
Shinobi said:
:lol Gek echos my sentiments...being a WRC driver is probably be the most satsifying job I could hope for. And I'd certainly want to be plying my rally craft in that Scoobie.

Outside of that, being a race car driver in general would be a trip...be it Formula 1, sports car (tackling Le Mans would be incredible) or touring car, it would be a trip.

heh yeah I always dreamed of what it would be driving one of those damn F1 or Nascar cars. I'm sure it'd be as close to sex as possible. :)
 

Iceman

Member
Writing screenplays for hollywood movies... ones that don't suck.

Well, especially at the point when directors and film houses are coming to me.
 

Crow357

Member
The guy that runs the company I work at.

He makes 6 figures. Tells us once/month what he's not going to do for us. Tells me I can't have a raise ($23k/yr).
 

sc0la

Unconfirmed Member
isamu said:
To be honest, other than winning the lotto, I can't ask for much more than what I currently do. I am a federal police officer who works in one of the los angeles federal buildings and where I work there is no one else there! I'm by myself and all I gotta do sit in a nice comfortable chair and "monitor" the lobby LOL! I can bring all my gaming handhelds to work and play them for 8 hours a day! It's so fucking cool! we have everything here at our disposal too....radio, TV, heater, fan, refrigerator, microwave, you name it! Can order take out anytime I want, never have to be bothered with anyone else, no drama, and the money is great!. Can't beat the job I got! When the PSP comes out this year I'm gonna put a shitload of time into that sucker while at work!

Other than hitting the lotto I wouldn't trade my job for anything. It's just too kick back!! :)
Aren't you that guy that always gets shot the fuck up in movies like collateral and die hard.

Have fun at work!!
 

isamu

OMFG HOLY MOTHER OF MARY IN HEAVEN I CANT BELIEVE IT WTF WHERE ARE MY SEDATIVES AAAAHHH
scola said:
Aren't you that guy that always gets shot the fuck up in movies like collateral and die hard.

Have fun at work!!

Those are MOVIES! :lol
 
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