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[ForAcademicPurposes]

I don't know what the numbers mean.

It;s kind of alarming that I score the highest of everyone here.l That's all I know.

 

[Rran]

As a married--but bashful--person, my score is 73.7. I think it'd be more accurate if some of these specified marital vs extramarital. For instance, it's crazy that impregnating someone is a "scandalous act." Parenthood is a scandal apparently.

 

[near]

7 unspeakable acts!?

 

[tommib]

18

 

[notjeffgoldblum]

24.3.
Audibly chuckled at question 69

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

7 unspeakable acts!?

Respekt

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I don't know what the numbers mean.

Higher means you earn more money and less fucks given. Also, you get to cuss out any of your coworkers at any given time.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Brethren of GAF, I think I let you all down. But I promise that I am a good person in general. I am Robin hood of the 21 century.

Bro do you even leave your house how do you not get at least a stray handy here and there

I don't know what the numbers mean.

Low = sinner
High = saint

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Bro do you even leave your house

Everyday and I help people like a Bicentennial man.

how do you not get at least a stray handy here and there

I don't even know know that the means. No disrespect.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Everyday and I help people like a Bicentennial man.

I don't even know know that the means. No disrespect.

Go to a bar, don't be a weirdo. Repeat until HJ.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[IntentionalPun]

It's a funny test. I'm less of a degenerate because I could afford a lawyer to avoid convictions for my crimes.

Jesus approves.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

According to this test, murder is less immoral than holding hands so long as you don't get convicted.

Ah, beaten to the punch by IntentionalPun.

 

[jufonuk]

57 am I pervert ?

 

[tommib]

57 am I pervert ?

Not at all. You're a normie.

Deal with it.

 

[jufonuk]

Not at all. You're a normie.

Deal with it.

 

[Shake Your Rump]

You are either lying, or you are an asexual Asian dude living with your parents.

 

[ReBurn]

Nice try private investigators

 

[Raven117]

So… less than 30… what does that mean?

 

[IDKFA]

7 unspeakable acts!?

Here is a taste of my youth

Post in thread '20 Years since Outkast dropped Speakerboxxx/The Love Below' https://www.neogaf.com/threads/20-y...erboxxx-the-love-below.1661528/post-268439834

 

[badblue]

 

[Ovek]

I'm going straight to hell.

 

[John Bilbo]

So… less than 30… what does that mean?

You're out of The Club.

 

[near]

Here is a taste of my youth

Post in thread '20 Years since Outkast dropped Speakerboxxx/The Love Below' https://www.neogaf.com/threads/20-y...erboxxx-the-love-below.1661528/post-268439834

"...snorting coke of some dudes bellend and then banging his girlfriend into oblivion..."

This must be 1/7 of the unspeakable acts.

 

[T8SC]

No drugs or tobacco saved me from the gates of hell.

 

[jufonuk]

Change your name to mildly misbehaving blue

 

[badblue]

Change your name to mildly misbehaving blue

 

[j0hnnix]

I guess I passed.

 

[IDKFA]

"...snorting coke of some dudes bellend and then banging his girlfriend into oblivion..."

This must be 1/7 of the unspeakable acts.

It is.

We shall not speak of the others.

 

[j0hnnix]

 

[jufonuk]

 

[anthony2690]

As a 27 year old kissless virgin, the questions there are making me feel fucking miserable, so I will just leave the thread...

Lot of lucky guys on here...

My man couldn't parry that ban

 

[Rockondevil]

 

[Trunx81]

Never had acts with minors, so 0 on that side

 

[YCoCg]

Just to ask, is a threesome REALLY an unspeakable act?

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

 

[YukiOnna]

We're as pure as snow

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

You are either lying, or you are an asexual Asian dude living with your parents.

They are values that I acquired

 

[KrakenIPA]

Jesus 100 questions i dont need that many to explain to you why I enjoy a large ice tea after sex.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Go to a bar, don't be a weirdo. Repeat until HJ.

I go to bar I run the risk off somebody chopping off my wiener schnitzel.

 

[FunkMiller]

Desperately wanted to beat Maiden Voyage , but haven't fucked a barnyard animal yet, unfortunately

Also, how much of a dozy cunt do you have to be to drive 100 miles just for a fuck?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Also, how much of a dozy cunt do you have to be to drive 100 miles just for a fuck?

Good sex is worth a road trip imo

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Go to a bar, don't be a weirdo. Repeat until HJ.

 

[Ovek]

Good sex is worth a road trip imo

Fuck that the hooker can travel to me

 

[poodaddy]

I got a 28.1.

I have no idea how to feel about this.

 

[The Pleasure]

This topic is the Gunther song

 

[Dacvak]

Eh, could be worse lol

 

[poodaddy]

So the only way to have a high score at this seems to be having no real life. If you've ever had a fruitful sex life then that automatically ticks tons of the boxes, which is a bit ridiculous.

Essentially, everyone who has procreated will be low, and everyone with a body pillow will be convinced that they're "pure" despite spilling copious seed on anime statues....

 

[The Lunch Legend]

despite spilling copious seed on anime statues....

 

[BadBurger]

"Fondled or had your butt cheeks fondled"

haha

I have done nearly every filthy thing you can imagine according to this survey.

Edit: unspeakable acts haha