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[Jaxx_377]

My parents always used reguler terms I guess and I do with my kids. I never understood using silly terms in place of completely appropriate ones

Pee for Pee
Poop for Poop
Penis for Penis
Vagina for Vagina
Butt for Butt
Fart for Fart

Didnt use any other words until I got older and heard them on the schoolyard but never used those around my parents.

 

[Rien]

Piemel = Dick
Plasser = vagina
Plassen = pissing
Poepen = shitting (fun fact in Belgium poepen means fucking)
Kont = butt
Scheten = farts

Besides plasser I was raised with normal words and not corny weird shit like in this thread

 

[SirTerry-T]

Veiny bang stick(maybe)
Bag of marbles
Meat and two veg
Peter Piper

 

[and 3 others]

Kike
Spook
Mooley
Bootlip.

 

[and 3 others]

Whoops, wrong thread.

 

[Breakage]

Still call them naughty bits. I save the technical terms for scientific discussions.

 

[Amory]

I remember penis was 'peter' for some reason which got awkward when there was a kid named Peter in my kindergarten class.

 

[Stouffers]

I remember penis was 'peter' for some reason which got awkward when there was a kid named Peter in my kindergarten class.

When your name means penis, I can imagine that‘d be a lot of pressure.

 

[Amory]

When your name means penis, I can imagine that‘d be a lot of pressure.

Ironically the kid was a prick

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

When I was younger, I was taught to use proper English.

 

[AlteredForms]

Ohhh yeah!

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

When I was younger, I was taught to use proper English.

 

[Hulk_Smash]

My wife’s family used the word “chuck-chuck” for the word vagina.

 

[Stouffers]

My wife’s family used the word “chuck-chuck” for the word vagina.

How much wood would a wood chuck-chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Hulk_Smash]

How much wood would a wood chuck-chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Stop it, I’m blushing!

 

[Ownage]

When I was 6 I said my first cuss words to my mom and dad:

God damnit!

I got beat to shit in their car. Couldn't walk straight for a CPL days after, lol.

 

[SuperGooey]

My parents wouldn't let me speak until I was an adult. :/

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Penis: peepee
Vagina: vagina
Butt: bucket / bwutt bwutt

 

[triplestation]

kaka pee pee

 

[haxan7]

Stop it god

Stouffers are you happy now?

 

[-Arcadia-]

Even as a white person, this thread is the most white people thing ever.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Even as a white person, this thread is the most white people thing ever.

 

[SentientStone]

Cantonese:

Goo goo (penis)
Gup gup (vagina)