I will say, I don’t necessarily believe in it, but astrology did make me raise an impressed eyebrow recently (though it as a whole is bull…..probably…..)
(in break room at work)
Lady (is discussing astrology): So want to know what your sign’s personality type is generally like?
Me: Sure.
Lady (proceeds to describe a personality that doesn’t fit me at all)
Me: Yeah, that’s way off.
Lady: Yeah, doesn’t sound like you.
Me: …although I was born roughly three weeks late.
Lady. Oh. (checks original intended birthdate) Well, maybe you’re actually this sign instead. (proceeds to read personality type eerily accurate to me)
Me:
(I know some people get super triggered if you even imply astrology is even slightly legit, so to anyone like that, calm your ass, I’m not a believer)