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[dr_octagon]

Hola Gaf,

My vegetable monogramming business is doing well. I have a spare $350 million to spend on a new film.

Which actor would you cast in your biopic?

Name your genre, and any famous supporting cast as part of your life story. Mine has already been made, it's called Halloween.

Thank.

 

[SafeOrAlone]

Someone less attractive than me. That way, when the viewer searches for my image online, they will actually be pleasantly surprised.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Clint Howard in a wig

 

[West Texas CEO]

You can guess the genre.

And here's the main theme song to the movie:

 

[Bartski]

post rehab Macaulay Culkin

 

[Ogbert]

 

[Kraz]

Angelina Jolie

 

[Kilau]

Have patience, Tom Hanks will get to us all in time.

 

[clarky]

Elliot Page.

 

[BossLackey]

 

[Punished Miku]

Vin Diesel. Pitch Black era.

 

[FunkMiller]

I have this exact same outfit.

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[DGrayson]

Bruce Willis

 

[kanjobazooie]

"KanjoBazooie of Arabia"

 

[*Nightwing]

Clint Howard in a wig

+1

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Elon Musk

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[Star-Lord]

Brian Baumgartner

 

[Von Hugh]

Brad Pitt from 1995 obviously.

 

[mansoor1980]

Brad Pitt from 1995 obviously.

i would personally recommend george clooney from 1995

 

[GeekyDad]

Three-hundred and 50 million you say? At a fraction of the cost of some big-name actor, you throw me $10 mil, we do a documentary (and it shouldn't cost much, as there's not much to talk about), and call it a day. You spend another small load of cash to sell it for a bit of profit (saying "he's the next best thing -- the Bitcoin of human stories") to Prime, Netflix, or one of them other nonsensical networks. You win, I win, if the network wins and the deal includes a bit of residuals for us in the contract, we all win some more.

 

[dr_octagon]

Three-hundred and 50 million you say? At a fraction of the cost of some big-name actor, you throw me $10 mil, we do a documentary (and it shouldn't cost much, as there's not much to talk about), and call it a day. You spend another small load of cash to sell it for a bit of profit (saying "he's the next best thing -- the Bitcoin of human stories") to Prime, Netflix, or one of them other nonsensical networks. You win, I win, if the network wins and the deal includes a bit of residuals for us in the contract, we all win some more.

Sounds like a plan.

West Texas CEO you laughed at my vegetable business, you won't be part of this deal.

 

[kurisu_1974]

This version of Jesse Eisenberg. I have heard people make the comparison. Weirdly enough my wife can't stand the guy.

I don't know if he does straight-to-DVD trash tho.

 

[dr_octagon]

This version of Jesse Eisenberg. I have heard people make the comparison.

I don't know if he does straight-to-DVD trash tho.

That's a pic of Michael Cera btw

 

[kurisu_1974]

That's a pic of Michael Cera btw

Nope it's already evolved into an Eisenberg.

If he keeps being fed we will get an Adam Samberg.

 

[GladiusFrog]

Lester Green, I've been told we look identical.

 

[Quasicat]

Jason Alexander

He did a show called Bob Patterson, a motivational speaker whose personal life is a complete mess. That’s pretty much my life, just with less John Tesh. Plus, I’m overweight and bald so there’s that.

 

[AJUMP23]

Tom Seleck, but with a beard.

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]