Which is these is the best feeling?

Which of these do you think is the best feeling?

  • Eating a delicious meal when you're starving

    Votes: 14 11.4%

  • Drinking an ice cold drink when you're super thirsty

    Votes: 18 14.6%

  • Taking a dump when you really have to go

    Votes: 32 26.0%

  • Taking a piss when you really have to go

    Votes: 17 13.8%

  • Laying down in a comfortable bed to go to sleep when you're super tired

    Votes: 36 29.3%

  • Scratching an itch that has been incredibly itchy

    Votes: 6 4.9%
  • Total voters
    123
DragoonKain

DragoonKain

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Some friends and I were debating this the other day in a group chat and I wanted GAF's take on this poll. Sex was excluded because it would be most likely the dominant choice.
 
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All the above are good including the GIF heheheh they all get my vote.

when you really need to sneeze or burp and you nail a good one.

For me I want to add that clicking my back/shoulders or neck is a good one too. Just that feeling of looseness after. Ahh
 
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im gonna go with one of the piss/shit options.

holding them in is painful...so alleviating the pain is superior to other feelings
 

Taking a dump when you really have to go


I like screaming like Randy in scenarios when it's particularly big. Usually once a month or two.



I wish I had a Japanese toilet

 
Y'all never just hold on to your piss to the last possible moment you can bear and then just unleash it and hear the piss hitting the toilet walls, magnificent.
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Gonna throw a curve ball into the fray...

That feeling after you puke when you're really sick. Let me explain what I mean.

I don't get sick very often but when I do it's bad. A few months back I was in such a position with a bad stomach virus and was curled up in bed with horrible stomach cramps. I had drank some water and ate a bit of food earlier but due to the virus nothing was going through and I was left very nauseous but I could not puke due to the cramping. Wound up putting a steamy hot towel on my tummy which loosened the cramping muscles just enough and I emptied my stomach. The absolute relief I briefly felt afterwards was almost euphoric. Of course the main problem soon came back to the forefront but for a a short time I felt 100 times better.

Similar feeling after drinking way too much and you're left hugging the toilet.

Edit: I suppose you could group a lot of these into a single category of "your body wants, or wants to do, something and finally gets it".
 
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Busting a nut comes first. Surprised that's not on the list.

Having sex for the first time in ages and busting a built up nut........... nothing comes close to that. Nothing.
 
You haven't lived until you're drinking and eating while pissing and shitting whilst in a comfortable bed with someone vigorously itching your fungal ridden toes mmm
 
° when your opponent triggered your trap card that lets you win the whole game

I used to play YuGiOh online on the DS and one guy was annihilating me with my own monster. I had no Defence at all but one trap card: Magic cilinder

He rage quitted
 
In my younger days, I'm sure I would have picked one of the upper few answers.

But I turned 55 this year, so for a while now it's been "Laying down in a comfy bed etc"

Good meals, quenching drinks, and satisfying poops happen when they happen, but literally every single night is "FUCK YEAH TIME FOR BED!" night.
 
Finding something so funny that you get that deep long laughter from inside your belly. That's like pure bliss for me. I think humour is one of the best personal qualities a person can have.
 
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Drinking water when thirsty particularly after strenuous exercise.

I liked kayaking to exhaustion when my parents had a riverfront house, rehydrating and taking the bestest naps.
 
Eating a delicious meal when starving.

I got frequent stomach bugs as a kid and would be unable to eat anything for 3-4 days at a time. Eventually I'd be able to eat something plain like a few bites of toast, which tasted heavenly, but wasn't enough to really even touch my actual hunger.

When I finally started to get better and could keep food down, my mom would always go out and get me a McDonald's hamburger. Being a kid, I loved McDonald's hamburgers already, and eating one at that age while starving and not having eaten anything except a few nibbles of toast in days was heavenly. I still remember how good it tasted.
 
jufonuk said:
All the above are good including the GIF heheheh they all get my vote.

when you really need to sneeze or burp and you nail a good one.

For me I want to add that clicking my back/shoulders or neck is a good one too. Just that feeling of looseness after. Ahh
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Yeah pretty much all of the above. I can't choose. They're equally satisfying imho.

I would include taking a cold shower after a long session of housekeeping or whatever when it's warm. That freshness..

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Also that shaking almost goosebumps feeling when taking a piss, don't know the english expression but that's 😏
 
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One of my friends, when we used sit near each other in the office, if he saw me about to work up a satisfying sneeze he'd sneak up and put his finger between my top lip and nose.

It's absolutely fatal to any sneeze. Leaves you with the feeling of still needing a sneeze but you won't be able to for about half an hour. Bastard.
 
calistan said:
One of my friends, when we used sit near each other in the office, if he saw me about to work up a satisfying sneeze he'd sneak up and put his finger between my top lip and nose.

It's absolutely fatal to any sneeze. Leaves you with the feeling of still needing a sneeze but you won't be able to for about half an hour. Bastard.
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Be glad it wasnt a poopfinger or worse
 
calistan said:
One of my friends, when we used sit near each other in the office, if he saw me about to work up a satisfying sneeze he'd sneak up and put his finger between my top lip and nose.

It's absolutely fatal to any sneeze. Leaves you with the feeling of still needing a sneeze but you won't be able to for about half an hour. Bastard.
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Look at a bright light seems to work for me.
 
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