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[Soodanim]

Going down the list:

• Eating a delicious meal when you're starving
  • Not an instant feeling, the only instant is if you enjoy the food. Maybe I've never starved enough.
• Drinking an ice cold drink when you're super thirsty
  • Instant and very satisfying but localised to the mouth/throat
• Taking a dump when you really have to go
  • That relief affects your whole body
• Taking a piss when you really have to go
  • Same as above but drawn out over the duration. Same same, but different.
• Laying down in a comfortable bed to go to sleep when you're super tired
  • Not intense, but serene.
• Scratching an itch that has been incredibly itchy
  • Low tier.

Of the poll, I say the dump.

 

[Facism]

I remember my first dump on US soil was a 12 inch, thick throbber of a log that didn't need wiping.

 

[Punished Miku]

I want to have a back scratching tree in my house.

That guy's got some moves

 

[E-Cat]

I remember my first dump on US soil was a 12 inch, thick throbber of a log that didn't need wiping.

How do you guys know it doesn't need wiping without actually wiping?

 

[kruis]

Taking a piss when you really have to go

This. Especially when your bladder is full but you were alright for the entire return trip. Then somehow, the closer you get to home, the more of a problem that full bladder becomes. And when you're almost home, you can't keep your cool anymore. That bladder's about to burst. You are now running up the stairs to your front door, it's a struggle to put the key to front door into the lock because you're almost losing it (literally) and you burst into the toilet with your pants already down to your ankles, throw yourself on the toilet and you let go of it all.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK I ACTUALLY MADE IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AND SOMEHOW I DIDN"T WET MYSELF DURING THAT FINAL MAD RUSH TO THE TOILET
HOW????
DON'T KNOW DON'T CARE I MADE IT IM GOOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So good. (But fuck, I hate that mad rush to the finish line)

 

[Mr Blobby]

How do you guys know it doesn't need wiping without actually wiping?

the silky but firm feeling of it coming out of the sphincter and it's gotta come out quickly not staggered. And intuition.

 

[Days like these...]

Wtf!? This thread is some kind of secret handshake club for all of you that are into shit isn't it?

 

[Rockondevil]

Put me down for the piss as it comes up way more often than the others.

On an annoying note I have a dead nerve in my foot, just like a tiny single pin head sized itch that can’t be scratched.
It itches maybe 5-10 times a day and nothing scratches it. It feels under the surface. I’ve found the teeth of a key to be the most satisfying, but it doesn’t solve it.

 

[22:22:22]

Pee-gasm: What Is It?

There’s nothing wrong with you if you’ve ever had a “pee-gasm.”

www.healthline.com

Think this is what I was asserting too

No it wasn't. Similar though

 

[22:22:22]

A nice long foot massage

 

[Arsic]

I voted shitting but the real peak is if you haven’t busted a nut in a good while, and can do so while taking that emergency shit.

Perfection.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Seeing and hearing all these woke trash Crash and Burn

 

[March Climber]

People used to think anime was exaggerated until they probably realized later in life that Goku was having the best sleep of his life.