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who cant you stand more?

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Happy people that hold up the line in stores with their happy stupid talk.

Or Bitchy people that hold up the line in stores with their bitching and moaning over equally stupid shit.
 

DJ Sl4m

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MrAngryFace said:
Happy people that hold up the line in stores with their happy stupid talk.

Or Bitchy people that hold up the line in stores with their bitching and moaning over equally stupid shit.

Whichever is wasteing more of my time.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Both are trumped by the friend of the assistant who stands there talking to them though. If they're a friend and there's a queue, the assitant can juts tell them they'll talk later to get rid of them, unlike with the happy customer.
 
I hate the happy people more, because it's harder to get mad and bitch them out when you reach your threshold.

"HEY, YOU! STOP BEING SUCH A NICE PERSON YOU STUPID FUCKING SLUT, GET OUT OF THE STORE, I HAVE KIDS TO FEED!"
 

cloudwalking

300chf ain't shit to me
MrAngryFace said:
Happy people that hold up the line in stores with their happy stupid talk.

Or Bitchy people that hold up the line in stores with their bitching and moaning over equally stupid shit.

These kinds of people piss off the cashiers too.

Take it from me, I work at one of the busiest stores in one of the busiest malls in Minnesota. On a Saturday you can imagine the lines get insanely long, and there's always the dumbshit that's supposed to be next up in line, and they're talking to their stupid friends or playing with their smelly baby or staring off into space with a ridiculous look on their face, when they're supposed to be NEXT IN LINE.

And you wave to them and call out loudly "I CAN HELP WHO'S NEXT" and they STILL don't move their ass, even while everyone in line behind them is giving them a dirty look.

It's like, shit, do you even WANT to check out, you dumb customer?!
 
cloudwalking said:
These kinds of people piss off the cashiers too.

Take it from me, I work at one of the busiest stores in one of the busiest malls in Minnesota. On a Saturday you can imagine the lines get insanely long, and there's always the dumbshit that's supposed to be next up in line, and they're talking to their stupid friends or playing with their smelly baby or staring off into space with a ridiculous look on their face, when they're supposed to be NEXT IN LINE.

And you wave to them and call out loudly "I CAN HELP WHO'S NEXT" and they STILL don't move their ass, even while everyone in line behind them is giving them a dirty look.

It's like, shit, do you even WANT to check out, you dumb customer?!

Mind if I ask where you work?
 

GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
cloudwalking said:
These kinds of people piss off the cashiers too.

Take it from me, I work at one of the busiest stores in one of the busiest malls in Minnesota. On a Saturday you can imagine the lines get insanely long, and there's always the dumbshit that's supposed to be next up in line, and they're talking to their stupid friends or playing with their smelly baby or staring off into space with a ridiculous look on their face, when they're supposed to be NEXT IN LINE.

And you wave to them and call out loudly "I CAN HELP WHO'S NEXT" and they STILL don't move their ass, even while everyone in line behind them is giving them a dirty look.

It's like, shit, do you even WANT to check out, you dumb customer?!

Let me guess: You work at ridgedale? :)
 

StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
C) people who go to the express checkout (10 items or less) at the grocery store with a full cart... so Im buying a loaf of bread and have to stand behind Jackass the wonder asshole who thinks he is more important than all the people waiting in line in the normal lines.

D) the cashiers that dont say anything to said jackass and go ahead and let them check out.
 
StoOgE said:
C) people who go to the express checkout (10 items or less) at the grocery store with a full cart... so Im buying a loaf of bread and have to stand behind Jackass the wonder asshole who thinks he is more important than all the people waiting in line in the normal lines.
Ah i hate this, i got stuck behind a guy, i counted his items, he had 27! it was a 8 items or less. I had 2 bottles of coke. polite people normally let me through :S
I don't mind if someone wants to talk to the checkout person if they're friends though.
 

Scrow

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Bitchy people make me want to grab a bottle of Bacardi 151 from behind me, poor it on them and light them up with the lighters we sell.

The happy people can be annoying as well, but I a lot more tolerant.
 

bjork

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StoOgE said:
D) the cashiers that dont say anything to said jackass and go ahead and let them check out.

I don't know how it is where you're at, but out here they can't refuse to serve a person in that situation. It's stupid and violates the rules on the express lane sign, but they have to take whichever customers come up.

As for my gripe: we're across from an arcade, so people will come in and ask for change. We don't give change. So they'll buy a $1.49 box of pocky and hand you a $20.

Though, I recently found out that if you're behind a register, you don't HAVE to take money just because it's being waved at you, you can refuse transactions. So my problem is basically solved :)
 

StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
I can understand that the person has to help whoever is in front of them.. but what are they going to do if you refuse? Complain? Oh my God, end of the world.

Back when I was a bank teller I used to piss people off all the time. If we were busy and some non commercial customer would go to the commercial window I would make them drive through and go to a different lane. If some asshat would send in a check and want to deposit it I would sent them out a blank deposit slip and their check without saying anything.. If they were pissy with me I would refuse to give them the amount of cash back they wanted (since technically, we only have to give them the amount thats in their account) or put a big hold on it.

Of course, the bank kinda has people buy the balls wearas the grocery store doesnt.
 

chimpychi

Member
I hate happy old ladies who think cashiers are their friends and talk about everything while they SLOWLY write their checks...when I'm that old I'm gonna rush through life..screw wasting precious minutes talking to some kid who doesn't give a shit about the dump my grandson took on the sidewalk or how my old friend Mabel's husband just died..
 

ToxicAdam

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How about the "self-checkout" machines and some asshole who has never used a computer before, tries it out.


Oh well .. not that big of a deal, but its always when I am in a rush.
 
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