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[Willco]

... I don't know whose Gods these are, but rabbits that vomit weird shit are pretty awesome by me! Go Gods of some anonymous religious denomination, go!

 

[Escape Goat]

Marduk, the sun god, is the coolest. I want Marduk the Sun God in me!!

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Marduk, the sun god, is the coolest. I want Marduk the Sun God in me!!

I SEE YOU WORSHIPPING ANOTHER GOD OTHER THAN ME AND IM GONNA SMITE YOU HARD!!!!

 

[Amneziak]

The Norse gods... it doesn't get cooler than a bunch of swaggering drunks.

 

[BlackMage]

The Norse gods... it doesn't get cooler than a bunch of swaggering drunks.

Norse Mythology in general fuggin rocks.

 

[levious]

The Mooninites have the wolfen... and he's coming for you.

 

[Fifty]

Indians. Ganesh.

 

[MassiveAttack]

Norse mythology reigns supreme.

 

[beerbelly]

Sorry about that.

 

[Doom_Bringer]

All these hybrid of half human half animal gods. Ganesh, that dude with horse legs, etc. If you ask me there were some heavy beastiality sessions back then.

Hey watch your language man! I am Hindu

If you don't know anything about a religion don't comment.

 

[Dreamfixx]

I can't wait for the Ragnarok...

 

[MrCheez]

Mithaniel Marr of EverQuest!!

'Frrooooak! All hail Marr!!'

 

[Fifty]

If you don't know anything about a religion don't comment.

It's a "coolest gods" thread. This isn't going to be a college course on religion

 

[Spike Spiegel]

The Greek pantheon, of course. A lively bunch, they are.

http://www.pantheon.org/areas/mythology/europe/greek/articles.html

 

[mrkapawutzis]

The Zoroastrian gods beacause they have the coolest names: Angra Mainyu and Ahura Mazda

 

[Drensch]

All the polytheist stuff is pretty cool, Thor, Aries, Athena, Shiva...

 

[Biff Hardbody]

Greeks are the best.

Those sexy Greeks.

 

[The Shadow]

Greek gods are the most interesting to me so they get my vote.

 

[RedDwarf]

When in doubt, consult God Checker.

 

[sprsk]

a norse is a norse of course of course.

 

[Flynn]

Shinto.

Their kami include creatures like the Kappa.

 

[jiggle]

A tie for me, between pagan gods of the Greeks and Chinese.

 

[werther]

the Godhead

 

[Solid]

Greek and the Scandinavian Gods (Valhalla).

 

[Dilbert]

Durga.

Durga, a fierce warrior, was born during a lengthy battle between the Hindu gods and an army of demons. In desperation, the gods gathered together and breathed in unison. A ferocious fire blazed forth from their mouths, out of which Durga was born — a fully grown warrior, ready to fight. The gods quickly gave her a lion to mount and a weapon for each of her ten hands. Durga advanced toward the demons, her arms flashing, and within moments, she had slaughtered them all.

 

[Volt]

You can't beat the Aztec gods though, when it comes to a 10/10 on the "bet you can't say that when drunk" scale !

Quetzalcoatl
Tezcatlipoca
Chalchiuhtlicue
Huitzilopochtli

 

[Jupiter]

Lovecraftian Gods: Cthulhu and the rest.

 

[Grey Fox]

Egyptian needs some loving here,how can you not like Anubis,Ra,Bast,and the rest of those crazy animal headed gods?

 

[MrAngryFace]

SG1 kicked the asses of Egyptian gods, they suck.

 

[Comfort_Eagle]

The Norse gods... it doesn't get cooler than a bunch of swaggering drunks.

That is so true. I always loved Norse mythology.

 

[Mermandala]

Lovecraftian Gods: Cthulhu and the rest.

this is true. elder gods all the way.

“...that last amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the centre of all infinity—the boundless daemon-sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin, monotonous whine of accursed flutes; to which detestable pounding and piping dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic ultimate gods, the blind, voiceless, tenebrous, mindless Other Gods whose soul and messenger is the crawling chaos Nyarlathotep.” (“The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath”)

 

[Chony]

Greek and the Scandinavian Gods (Valhalla).

Only because of Led Zeppelin

...Valhalla I am coming home.

 

[Triumph]

Indeed...

The only thing you need to know is that Cthulu would eat your soul if he wasn't imprisoned in the middle of the Pentagon. The Elder Gods will always reign supreme.

 

[Mumbles]

A tie for me, between pagan gods of the Greeks and Chinese.

I guess it would depend on whether we could count Son Wukong as a god. He wasn't worshipped, but damn that guy kicked ass.

OTOH, Zeus turned himself into a cow so he could nail a chick.

 

[Poody]

i always thought siva, brahama and vishnu are pretty cool

 

[FortNinety]

"I pray to Crom."

 

[NLB2]

The Zoroastrian gods beacause they have the coolest names: Angra Mainyu and Ahura Mazda

Thumbs up to Angra Mainyu and Ahura Mazda (especially Ahura Mazda).

And then there is also Apollo and Dionysus.

The Norse gods suck, they get there asses handed to them because Wotan doesn't know how to keep his books correctly.

 

[werther]

the jap Gods

 

[sc0la]

Jehovishnu, god of the Hindjews