Yes. I've been on dial-up since like 1993 or something like that. And yeah, I do take it personally when I see "56k no" or some other assclown message in a thread's title. Always wanting to set boundaries and look down on people.
Well, the jokes on you. I strike back the only way I know how. I run a clan of 56k disrupters. We swarm popular game servers and start hacking away at our CTF teammates all while causing you lag. Mwahahha!
I've been waiting YEARS for Verizon to bring DSL to my area. The only other option is some company that wants to charge $99 a month for a cable-modem connection. Despite being on dial-up for circumstances beyond my control, I am still ridiculed; therefore, until broadband users learn to have respect, if I see you playing HALO, your ass is mine.