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And for the record, I am impressed by scientology. Sometimes I think the 'plot' of their religion is so over the top just to test out how good their brain washing technique is. IT'S GOOD!

Quoted for TRUTH!

 

[dynamitejim]

I think the best jab at scientology I've seen is the "Jose Chung's Doomsday Defense" episode of Millennium.

 

[LakeEarth]

Keep in mind I have NO IDEA what I'm doing when it comes to editing pics. My first attempt ever.

 

[pollo]

should have kept this in the gaming forum..would fit right into a Halo 2 subplot or something :lol
master cheif is tricked into freeing xenu and thus the he regains control.

Now Tom Cruise and Master Cheif must plow through the Galaxy attempting to spoil Xenu's new plan of eradicating China. While saving Katie Holmes.

 

[Fresh Prince]

Just like any other religion! AM I RITE? *snickers*

In a centruy or two it'll be just like any other religion.

 

[JackFrost2012]

Guys, I think we've made fun of Xenu enough ... it's time to move on to ADVANCED SCIENTOLOGY MOCKERY!!

Like the Billion Year Contract!

I, ___________________ DO HEREBY AGREE to enter into employment with the SEA ORGANIZATION and, being of sound mind, do fully realize and agree to abide by its purpose which is to get ETHICS IN on this PLANET AND UNIVERSE and, fully and without reservation, subscribe to the discipline, mores and conditions of this group and pledge to abide by them.

THEREFORE, I CONTRACT MYSELF TO THE SEA ORGANIZATION FOR THE NEXT BILLION YEARS.
-- Contract of employment of the Sea Organization

And "clay table processing"!

Students construct a "clay demo" of a concept by modeling its components in clay and assigning a paper label to each. The instructor is supposed to be able to infer the concept by viewing the completed clay demo scene.

Many Scientology courses (especially the Key to Life Course) include clay table work. The student is asked to illustrate ideas by modeling them in clay, a ridiculously simplistic approach to understanding abstract concepts. The real purpose of this exercise is to foster a kind of age regression, making the student more suggestible and hence more easily indoctrinated into the cult's worldview.

There's a whole WEALTH of insane mockery to be had here and focusing only on Xenu does us ALL a great disservice!

But remember: at GAF, Scientology is just like every other religion!

 

[Ollie Pooch]

FLUNK FOR BLINKING - START!

 

[Leatherface]

:lol

man. I can read about this stuff all day!

 

[FiRez]

The Complete SAGA! :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

Have fun...
:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Kai Dracon]

Xenu...

Xenon...

It's unpossible!

*prays to the Burger King for salvation*

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Do it... you'll be rich as hell.

Why of course.....*rubs chin intelligently*