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[aoi tsuki]

Last night after i got out of work, i went to the convenience store to pick up a few essentials. There was this guy who was obviously a little tipsy, complaining about women, how they always want a real man, etc. After he leaves, i put my things on the counter. After the cashier rings me up, she puts a rose in my bag.

Cashier: You got a girlfriend?
Me: No.
Cashier: Well, take this rose. I don't want that guy thinking he got something cause he gave me a rose.
Male acquaintance of cashier: What you do is give it to a girl you like, and tell her "I'm sorry, I don't have time to talk to you now." Then give her a card with your number on it.

Sounded like a good idea, except a)there's no women i'm interested in, b)any likely woman i'd give it to would be taken, c)i'll be at work most of the day, limiting my exposure to women to customers.

i had thought to give it to my grandmother, which i know sounds lame, but she recently had an episode due to low blood sugar and a number of other things, on PSP launch day, no less, so i figured she could use something to cheer her up.

In any case, i'll be working pretty much all day, but i feel compelled to give it to someone before it dies.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Give it to the cashier. Sounds hot.

 

[fart]

treat yourself to the flower. you deserve it buddy

 

[demi]

Give it to me

 

[hXc_thugg]

Eat it. That will show nature who's boss.

 

[Suerte]

Give it to me

What will he do with the rose though?

Ho ho ho.

 

[impirius]

Man, I hate those puzzles. I usually just go around trying to give it to everyone I see. If there are any pedestals around, try placing it there, too.

 

[FightyF]

i had thought to give it to my grandmother, which i know sounds lame, but she recently had an episode due to low blood sugar and a number of other things, on PSP launch day, no less, so i figured she could use something to cheer her up.

Do it.

 

[J2 Cool]

You sit at a table next to a girl, and put it halfway between you and her. Gauge the reactions of women, and see how many say "is this for me?". The ones that ask you that, are a bunch of skanks who think you owe them everything. You hit that, but do't get attached, and make sure you get your damn rose back. The nice girl who shyly suspects nothing of the rose, you push it a little farther. 3/4. Then you say "here, these are for you". That's how you know you got one of the good ones. You can't find one, grandma sounds like a good one.

 

[mr.beers]

Do it.

i agree

 

[Ash Housewares]

I'd give a rose to my grandmother if I could

 

[demi]

What will he do with the rose though?

Ho ho ho.

Give it to you

 

[Polari]

Sounded like a good idea, except a)there's no women i'm interested in, b)any likely woman i'd give it to would be taken, c)i'll be at work most of the day, limiting my exposure to women to customers.

You forgot d) It's a dumb idea.

Staple it to the wall next to your computer, and every time you're about to ask GAF about something as trivial as what to do with a rose, look at it and remember not to.

Or give it to your grandmother.

 

[Inumaru]

Press the thorns into your penis and testicles. Catch the blood in a blessed chalice. Mix semen into same chalice instead of spreading onto standard weekend "biscuit". Share with close friends. Place stem of rose in semen/blood mixture. Type out the story of the rose's weekend passage. Give story and rose (a new rose if need be, many roses don't survive this kind of emotional abuse) to your prospective woman "catch". Enjoy the fruits of your labor. Send "Thank you" PM to Inumaru, Sage of the Blessed Virgin.

 

[ToxicAdam]

This sounds like an episode of the Bachelor .. for the socially inept.

 

[djtiesto]

Man, I hate those puzzles. I usually just go around trying to give it to everyone I see. If there are any pedestals around, try placing it there, too.

:lol :lol :lol

I say give it to the cashier.

 

[pnjtony]

What you do is give it to a girl you like, and tell her "I'm sorry, I don't have time to talk to you now." Then give her a card with your number on it.

That's actually kind of slick idea

 

[Deleted member 4784]

Give it to your mom and let her know how much you care. ^^ Isn't Mother's Day right around the corner anyways?

 

[Maleficent]

Take it back and ask for a refund.
or
Prick your thumb and sue the place.

 

[darlyn]

Tick tock tick tock.. I hope you put the flower in a water as we await your decision.
Although it would be kind of funny if all the petals fell off right as you handed it to a pretty girl.
*wilt*