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[DonJorginho]

A crossover to end all crossovers.

Mine would be Martin Scorsese to make a Noir flick starring Moriah Mills, Riley Reid and Robert De Niro.

It would be called "Detective Dick Me Down."

What about you lot?

 

[V2Tommy]

Eyes Wide Shut was basically supposed to be what you’re suggesting.

Kubrick. Kidman. Cruise.

 

[Cunth]

m night syhmalamalan



the twist is a tucked under penis

 

[DonJorginho]

Eyes Wide Shut was basically supposed to be what you’re suggesting.

Kubrick. Kidman. Cruise.

I mean actual porn mon ami, that is a great film though.

 

[DonJorginho]

m night syhmalamalan



the twist is a tucked under penis

It should have a nice, minimalist title to it, like "Foreskin" or "Shaft"

 

[Airola]

A collaboration of Roman Polanski and Woody Allen.
Bill Cosby would be the star.

It would be a XXX reboot of Lolita.

Clintons will produce it.

 

[GymWolf]

I know who reeeee is gonna choose.

Trans-formers from micheal bay.

 

[V2Tommy]

micheal

Formerly the most popular first name in the world and now misspelled on a regular basis.

How did we get here?

 

[DonJorginho]

Formerly the most popular first name in the world and now misspelled on a regular basis.

How did we get here?

I blame Brexit and the Clintons.

 

[GymWolf]

Formerly the most popular first name in the world and now misspelled on a regular basis.

How did we get here?

I was in a hurry, i know it's spelled michael.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I know who reeeee is gonna choose.

Trans-formers from micheal bay.

Eh, I'm not really into bay porn.

 

[GymWolf]

Eh, I'm not really into bay porn.

Your balls are gonna explode various times during the film tho.

 

[nkarafo]

Lars Von Trier.

But he is kinda already there.

 

[DonJorginho]

Lars Von Trier.

But he is kinda already there.

Love his films, what is your favourite from him? Mine is probably Antichrist.

 

[nkarafo]

Love his films, what is your favourite from him? Mine is probably Antichrist.

Dancer in the Dark, though i skip the music scenes.

 

[DonJorginho]

Dancer in the Dark, though i skip the music scenes.

Bjork is a beast in that film

 

[nkarafo]

Bjork is a beast in that film

Agreed.

I love movies with a depressing tone and this is one of the top.

 

[Porcile]

I'd like to know what a blind director would bring to the porno scene. The freakiest stuff ever or the most out of focus stuff ever? Either way, very artistic and Oscar bait.

 

[HE1NZ]

Paul Verhoeven.

 

[deafmedal]

Bay. Chicks heads exploding every time a dude cums in them.

Nolan. Did anyone actually cum?!

Spielberg. Light hearted nostalgia porn.

Howard. Safe, non-aggressive porn with a narrator.

W. Anderson. Wacky incest is wincest!

Spike Lee. Black empowerment porn... white cucks everywhere.

Romero. Hot zombie porn with practical effects set in a wasteland.

Tarantino. Feet. Dialogue and more fucking feet with a flourish of outlandish violence at the end.

Cameron. The most expensive and successful porn ever. Beautiful but ultimately hollow.

 

[V2Tommy]

I was in a hurry, i know it's spelled michael.

Well, no, it's actually spelled Michael.

 

[*Nightwing]

I was totally on the side of who in the hell needs a porn to be a well made film? Good filmaking is about evoking emotion in the viewer and while watching porn there is only one emotion I want evoked and a hint it's the only emotion that directly relates with my penis.... but then Michael bay was brought up and the thought of a Michael Bay directed moneyshot pmv..... I'm fucking sold and might actually pay for porn if that was a thing

 

[Mr Hyde]

Gaspar Noe and Lars von Trier would probably be the only ones who could pull off a pornflick and make it successful and serious. Noe touched upon softcore in his feature Love, which includes some very graphic sex scenes.