" I was at the sunglass hut and I found a pair of sunglasses I liked. I liked them, I didn't love them. They were $300. I told the clerk I just bought a 21" color television for $218. He says to me 'Well you just don't get IT.' '(smartass smirk)...I'm listening...' 'These glasses block out 100% of UV rays.' And I say, 'Well I don't think you get it, my television decodes and displays a digital signal it receives from outer fucking space.' I felt like a real dick when I found out the sunglasses got basic cable. "