Why the hell didn't anybody tell me calzones were so good?

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I always thought they were like shitty bootleg pizzas with too much crust that pizza places could easily offer to pretend they make more than pizzas. Boy, was I wrong.
 
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But yeah calzones are fucking delicious if you know where to buy or how to do them at home, they are extremely common in italy.
 
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I better not tell you about Cornish pasties then.
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As good as they are, I would be quite disappointed eating a pasty after a premium Calzone.
Yeah some can be rubbish but some can amazing. I haven't had one in a while so probably thinking they better than they are. Cunth Cunth i forgive you.

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Calzones here in São Paulo are godly (due to the huge italian population here, including my family, all Italy related food here is great). If anyone think calzones are crap that's because they haven't eaten the real thing.
 
Grab a slice of regular pizza and fold it in half... dip into marinara sauce.... congrats you have a calzone
 
Went to Pisa and had the best calzone in the world. I don't know what they did different to other places but it was one of the best meals I've ever had.
 
Went to Pisa and had the best calzone in the world. I don't know what they did different to other places but it was one of the best meals I've ever had.
We just don't use grounded meat instead of ham and shitty cheese instead of good mozzarella, also the dough has to be good, same for the tomato sauce.
 
Never had a hot pocket?
hot pocket is basically dog shit compared to a real calzone. I don't know how people eat that crap. OP should try some stromboli too if they managed to miss it along with the calzones.
 
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The only place I've had a calzone is in Italy

They don't fuck around with the size of those things
Back in college in upstate New York I used to get monster calzone the size of a large pizza folded in half and stuffed full of pepperoni, cheese, sauce, etc. Half for dinner, half for breakfast the next day.
 
Had a pretty good one at Vapiano in January before it became another restaurant lost to covid. Usually calzones are kind of meh to me, but that one I rather enjoyed, but will no longer be able to get.
 
Wrong thread my fault Cptn brappy-san. GymWolf GymWolf knows what he's talking about though

Even Pizza Hut had bomb calzones, they're fucking delicious even the lower quality ones haha
 
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This is dependent on where you buy it and who makes it.
For example: Pizza Hut. Worst fucking Calzone. Shit, they know this, because they call that sorry-excuse-for-food a fucking Pizzone.

Shit is 90% bread 10% everything else. I'd rather pay someone to slap me than eat that garbage.
 
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