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Will Federman Goes to the Cinema! Sahara, Crash reviews inside! Late to the party!

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Willco

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SAHARA

Sahara is like the Bond film nobody wanted. And it is a Bond film. I can even see it pitched as a Bond film, but Brocoli had better things to do, like Layer Cake 007. So they just put the redneck lawyer from A Time to Kill and Steve Zahn in Bond's place. Which is the first odd choice. Matt Macohanauehey(sp?) as DIRK PITT: TREASURE HUNTER/NAVY SEAL is retarded, and Steve Zahn plays - gasp! - Steve Zahn, as he has in every movie he's been in. He's a funny guy, but I'm supposed to believe he's an ex-NAVY Seal?

Penelope Cruz plays a Bond girl, who as a doctor, somehow manages to lose her professional clothing and attitude as the movie goes on.

And it even has an evil billionaire, a plot to destroy the world, ludicrous story and an evil African warlord!

Oh my.

It's like Bond and Indiana Jones' retarded, bastard child that's not as good as either one on their worst days.

CRASH

This movie is fucked up.
 
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