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Patricia Crowther, known as UK’s oldest witch, dies aged 97

Wiccan high priestess’s 1970s BBC radio series is credited with helping to popularise modern witchcraft

www.theguardian.com

 

[adamsapple]

Not the type of longevity I expected reading the topic title.

RIP.

 

[AJUMP23]

Eternal damnation won't be so fun.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Eternal damnation won't be so fun.

An it harm none, do what ye will

 

[The Cockatrice]

Sure OP, start bathing in your gf's period blood every month and let us know if it helps.

 

[AJUMP23]

An it harm none, do what ye will

Do witches cast spells that do no harm? is there like a witch oath like doctors where they say only friendly demonic incantations.

 

[DKehoe]

Guess I'd better buy a cauldron.

 

[Hookshot]

Not that much longer than my Grandad and he wasn't a witch nor a wizard.

 

[DKehoe]

Not that much longer than my Grandad and he wasn't a witch nor a wizard.

As far as you know.

 

[Smiggs]

Do witches cast spells that do no harm? is there like a witch oath like doctors where they say only friendly demonic incantations.

Problem is, magic isn't real.

 

[DKehoe]

Problem is, magic isn't real.

Fuck, you mean I traded away my only cow for some regular beans?

 

[Northeastmonk]

I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole. It could be all hocus pocus, but there are certain things I don't ever want to see in my house. That's anything Wiccan or anything that can conjure up spirits. That's not even a religious feeling of mine. Don't need a fascination with Captain Howdy.

 

[Smiggs]

Fuck, you mean I traded away my only cow for some regular beans?

Sorry, bud. But I do appreciate the fresh milk every morning!

 

[Mr Hyde]

Sorry it won't help you last in bed for more than 4 seconds

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Guess I'd better buy a cauldron Grimoire.

Get it straight or I'll cast your ass into the shadow realm.

 

[Zathalus]

Eternal damnation won't be so fun.

The truth is far bleaker than that.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Sorry it won't help you last in bed for more than 4 seconds

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Problem is, magic isn't real.

Magick (spelled with a 'k' to distinguish it from stage illusion).

Mysteries should only be revealed in times of dire neccessity. If they would cast magic spells for entertainment or without purpose, spirits would fall silent and abandon them when they need it.

 

[jason10mm]

This kind of witchcraft does improve a certain type of longevity...