Virt McPolygon
Banned
I can't imagine wasting money on someone like that and on a meme guy from 2017.
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Woman eats another man's meat in front of her boyfriend
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Sidney Prescott
Unconfirmed Member
Nice title.
EverydayBeast
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cyber_ninja
Member
You are an idiot
ArtemisClydeFrog
Banned
Ionian
Member
Had to watch this ten times, what is she saying? Put it in my ear?
Never go ear to mouth.
mansoor1980
Gold Member
so she likes salty meat , plenty of salty fanboys available for her at neogaf or those other forums
Virt McPolygon
Banned
Did I do something to offend you sir?
cyber_ninja
Member
No, but the premise of this thread is idiotic to say the least.
Virt McPolygon
Banned
I thought I heard "I want my lamb" but I can't stop laughing at the look on the guy's face.
I'm sorry you have high expectations for Off-Topic on a weekend.
Ionian
Member
sat
Never seen the dude before?
He sells over priced meat and drops salt on it .
He is conning people. Maybe his chefs are good but his trick is just salt like a prima ballerina.
Famous for dropping a bit of salt, Sign me the hell up! Some Grift he has going on.
Never seen the dude before?
He sells over priced meat and drops salt on it .
He is conning people. Maybe his chefs are good but his trick is just salt like a prima ballerina.
Famous for dropping a bit of salt, Sign me the hell up! Some Grift he has going on.
Ionian
Member
sat
Never seen the dude before?
He sells over priced meat and drops salt on it .
He is conning people. Maybe his chefs are good but his trick is just salt like a prima ballerina.
Famous for dropping a bit of salt, Sign me the hell up! Some Grift he has going on.
Never seen the dude before?
He sells over priced meat and drops salt on it .
He is conning people. Maybe his chefs are good but his trick is just salt like a prima ballerina.
Famous for dropping a bit of salt, Sign me the hell up! Some Grift he has going on.
Ionian
Member
Can a mod please remove, I accidentally re-posted the same thing.
Anyway this is the menu from salt-bae. He does make money, just extremely funny people fall for it.
15 bucks for Spinach? sign me up!
This dude is charging $70 for Spaghetti. Throwing salt on it is probably double.
Anyway this is the menu from salt-bae. He does make money, just extremely funny people fall for it.
15 bucks for Spinach? sign me up!
This dude is charging $70 for Spaghetti. Throwing salt on it is probably double.
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KingdomHeartsFan
Member
Coulda been worse. The dude coulda tried to feed the boyfriend his meat.
Reptars Revenge
Member
Oh haha I like his restaurant in Miami
DKehoe
Gold Member
People pay so they can post a video to their social media of him serving them food. It's not really a con on his part. People know what they are signing up for. They aren't coming for the food, they just want to show off.
Ionian
Member
True. still absolutely moronic though. The salt gimmick is what I pointed out. As I said he makes bank as a gimmick, just look at this video. (Agree with you about the showing off part, just so stupid he shows off nothing).
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eot
Banned
Whatever you're into mate
DKehoe
Gold Member
I didn't actually realise he had more than one restaurant and that he owned them. I had seen that he was based in Dubai and assumed after he went viral the owners of the Dubai restaurant paid him big bucks to go work for them rather than him being the owner. If he's not going to be there then I don't understand why anyone would go. It's also a years old meme at this point. Are people's friends and family really impressed by it in 2021?
mansoor1980
Gold Member
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Virt McPolygon
Banned
The more I think about it, he's like the modern day Benihana.
All show and overcharging for basic ass food. $15 french fries I saw on one of the receipts.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
100% correct. Comparing Salt Bae to Gordon Ramsay is laughable.
Sevenfold
Member
What idiot decided to drown out the dialogue with fucking shite music?
E: Nah turned it off when that prick showed up.
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Dirk Benedict
Gold Member
Ramsay, destroys him easily. He would also destroy him verbally and I would be both entertained and hungry after it was all said and done.
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DeepBreath87
Banned
Imagine taking your girlfriend out and dropping several hundred dollars for a relatively average dinner and she pulled this shit.
mansoor1980
Gold Member
surprised that neogaf hates salt bae
Reality Czar
Banned
That guy absolutely rules. Dude is living the dream.
DESTROYA
Member
Hate is pretty harsh for a stupid way to salt something.
Salt Bae is simply selling bullshit. He’s co-opted a self-promoting meme into something that might as well be a bank heist.
I mean would you want the wine guy to pour wine off his elbow into your glass ?
mansoor1980
Gold Member
dude is a celeb , y u guys salty about his success
DESTROYA
Member
Absolutely not and if you think that says more about you than me.
I don’t consider any person who memed his way to his status is a “celebrity“ of any kind especially if it’s from sprinkling salt off his elbow.
If you thank that qualifies as being as a celebrity you have very, very low standards.
mansoor1980
Gold Member
dude the world and its celebs are fake anyways
i think he looks like a young don johnson
DESTROYA
Member
Exactly just like this dude is fake .
But go ahead keep on worshiping your fake Don Johnson , and for the record he looks nothing like him.
Kamina
Golden Boy
Or worse: he could have tried eating his own meat
mansoor1980
Gold Member
u sure thats salt he is using , maybe its cocaine for maradonna
epicnemesis
Member
The cameraman in this video is the real MVP. (Also this steak is horribly cooked, I make better steaks)
gow3isben
Member
Salt bae would beat the shit out of him physically and at the end of the day that is all that matters
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Isn't Gordon Ramsay a Scotsman, though?
I wouldn't want to fuck with a Scotsman.
I don't care how muscular Salt Bae looks in a Tshirt.
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GymWolf
Member
Gordon is a karate brown or black belt if i remember well, not sure if salt guy can beat him in something more than a cringe contest...
Ionian
Member
Went to Scotland myself to mountain bike. (Buddy living there).
Finished it but was near dead by the end, got exhausted at the final part and read a sign wrong and went back up the hill.
People wondered where I went to. This was hours long and after having to cycle over a plank over a river (Trail was hardcore).
Then I had to do it again!
Scotland is truly beautiful though, no doubt. The people are lovely but not a chance I'd fight them either.
gow3isben
Member
My pet hamster can become a brown belt if I paid the right people.
U seen salt bae pecs bruh?