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Woman jailed in testicle attack

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radioheadrule83

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
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Thoughts?
 
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Oldschoolgamer

The physical form of blasphemy
JodyAnthony said:
My only thought is that "A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." " is the greatest thing I have ever read
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:lol

CajoleJuice said:
Gives new meaning to "spit or swallow"
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:lol :lol

I like how she begins to go on about not being a violent person. Umm...you ripped the man's testicle off. Hope the dude will be fine. That shit sounds detrimental to ones mental state.
 
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bigmakstudios

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A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
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What the ****? This stupid ***** rips his testicle off simply because he rejected her advances, and her friend is right by her side, taunting him? It's as if she thought her friend's actions were perfectly normal...
 
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fmcato

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So when I'm past 30 the girls my current age will finally do advances on me? But rip my testicles if I say no? I prefer to **** a bloody mantis.
 
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GSG Flash

Nobody ruins my family vacation but me...and maybe the boy!
Oh man, that hurts just thinking about it, I hope the doctors can reattach the thing.
 
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Threi

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"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
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YOU RIPPED OFF HIS ****ING NUTS.
 
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Bebpo

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GSG Flash said:
Oh man, that hurts just thinking about it, I hope the doctors can reattach the thing.
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I don't think re-attaching it would matter either way. IIRC you only 'really' need one.


Still must hurt like a bitch though >_<
 
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Dr_Cogent

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These type of women are scary.

:lol - It wasn't her intention to hurt him? That's why you put it in your mouth, right bitch?
 
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Heezzi

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Damn dude own fault.. He should just hit it.
 
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Midna

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I thought the topic said something about a popsicle attack and I was thinking "oh well that doesn't sound so bad, popsicles are good." Now I want a popsicle
 
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Masta_Killah

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"She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

:lol :lol :lol She must have some powerful mangrip to rip it out!
nuts in her mouth, goes so many ways
:lol :lol :lol
 
Blackace

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
I am a Mr. Jones!

only 2 years? How come people get more years for selling pot?
 
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