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[Thai]

I don't know what to think.....

 

[LM4sure]

"that's yours"

lol...so funny

 

[TopDreg]

Never have I appreciated my testicles more than this day.

 

[BudokaiMR2]

Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

 

[Ether_Snake]

She looks like a crazy woman.

 

[DopeyFish]

if he rejected her advances then how the hell did she get a hold of his nuts? wtf

 

[Armitage]

http://www.testicle-attack.com/ is not registered. This is an amazing opportunity.

 

[Branduil]

How on earth do you manage to rip someone's testicle off with your hands? Wait, don't answer that.

 

[Armitage]

How on earth do you manage to rip someone's testicle off with your hands? Wait, don't answer that.

sincity.gif

 

[mr jones]

"A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

D:

 

[KiNeSiS]

If a man removed some females tits he'd get 25 to life this bitch needs to be crucified!!!!
While being penetrated by a 9x7 vibrating cactus dildo...!
I'm not buying that i'm sorry shit either I'm sure she was laughing at the time....

 

[Beezy]

If a man removed some females tits he'd get 25 to life this bitch needs to be crucified!!!!
While being penetrated by a 9x7 vibrating cactus dildo...!
I'm not buying that i'm sorry shit either I'm sure she was laughing at the time....

:lol

 

[Diatribe1974]

Can you imagine the parties this guy will go to, years from now and the subject will innevitably come up "Hey Frank, remember the time you got one of your boys yanked off?"

Man...talk about awkward.

 

[GaimeGuy]

How the **** did she only get 2.5 years?

That is unaggravated, premeditated assault, and the fact that she tried to EAT THE BLOODY TESTICLE shows just how deranged she is.

WTF?

 

[flem1]

Oh the humanity!!

 

[{Mike}]

It's not that PEOPLE get more for selling pot, it's that WOMEN get less for EVERYTHING.

Because the rape is more extreme in women jails, and they are more sensible beings

 

[Mr YuYu]

i was in pain just by reading this :-/

 

[Ogni-XR21]

I'm sure this will give me nightmares.

 

[TopDreg]

How the **** did she only get 2.5 years?

That is unaggravated, premeditated assault, and the fact that she tried to EAT THE BLOODY TESTICLE shows just how deranged she is.

WTF?

Huh? It isn't stated anywhere that it's premeditated. She's just a crazy bitch.

 

[Rezbit]

I could maybe understand the crazy bitch ripping off a testi in a blind rage, but trying to SWALLOW it, that's just...wtf. That is a crazy display of domination or something. Either way, bitch should get more than 2.5 years. He should at least sue for emotional damages or something, because he is gonna be wrecked for a loooong time after that shit.

And LOL@cactus dildo.

 

[Brannon]

Bet he wishes for a TESTICLE PUNCH now doesn't he?

 

[GaimeGuy]

Huh? It isn't stated anywhere that it's premeditated. She's just a crazy bitch.

dude, you have plenty of time to think about what you're doing if you're trying to RIP A GUY'S TESTICLE OFF AND EAT IT.

It's 1st degree assault.

 

[Kintaro]

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

....

...

I'm honestly missing something here. First of all, ****ing ow. Second of all, if you're not interested, why are you half naked with her in the first place? Third of all, how the **** do you let some bitch rip your ball off? If the bitch rides up in a threatening matter towards your sack, elbow that bitch down!

 

[Xrenity]

That's nuts!

:lol

 

[Blackace]

I keep having Kill Bill 2 visions but with a nutsack instead of an eyeball

 

[GaimeGuy]

I keep having Kill Bill 2 visions but with a nutsack instead of an eyeball

oh no :lol

 

[Blackace]

oh no :lol

once you see it you can't unsee it!

 

[Forceatowulf]

I cannot even fathom the amount of pain any man would feel after something like that.

Sweet merciful Jesus...

That bitch deserves life imprisonment.

 

[MutFox]

WTF, 2.5 years...

There's all this equality BS, but for some reason in the eyes of the Law,
women always get off way easier than men.

I want 100% equality, the good and the bad.
Shouldn't feminists fight for that right too?

Seriously, if a guy stuck his fist up a girls hoo-hah and ripped out an ovary,
he'd get 10x the punishment, maybe more.

 

[Hooker]

Just one.

*violently crosses legs*
"HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH"

:lol :lol :lol



Man, I never thought you could convey that emotion and sound in characters, but you did it sir. Job well done!!

(sign me up for the same thing)

 

[MaddenNFL64]

Hmm, Midway should read this. Cool new way to finish someone off in MK.

 

[Gav]

Noooo. How hard would she have to grab?!

She'll be out soon, no? Article is from February 2005.

 

[aoi tsuki]

If a man removed some females tits he'd get 25 to life this bitch needs to be crucified!!!!
While being penetrated by a 9x7 vibrating cactus dildo...!
I'm not buying that i'm sorry shit either I'm sure she was laughing at the time....

Fun fact: There exists both a cactus dildo and a dildo cactus.

 

[travisbickle]

I lived in Liverpool for a few years, and yes scouse women are capable of this.

 

[Blutonium]

o=====D

Oh man this is horrible.

 

[FightyF]

once you see it you can't unsee it!

Dude, I almost feel it.

And now I can't unfeel it.

 

[radioheadrule83]

I lived in Liverpool for a few years, and yes scouse women are capable of this.

I live and work there now. I'm considering investing in a nice metal codpiece... or one of those cricket cups.

 

[Furoba]

Google Image search: Monkey Steals the Peach

Enjoy.

 

[milanbaros]

I don't understand how she was able to take a testicle and put in her mouth. Were they just standing around at a party or were they all semi naked?