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[InfiniteCombo]

37,000 a week? we live in the worst timeline.

It really is. I've sometimes thought the term "simp" is overused/misused, but if it wasn't for their existence, her profitability doing THAT kind of thing would not be remotely possible.

So yeah, simps are at fault for this. She's just playing the game. "Don't hate the player, hate the game" as the saying goes.

 

[poppabk]

I just admire her commitment, work ethic and moral fortitude. It's not like she couldn't have totally faked her farts and no-one would have been any the wiser, nor would anyone but the weirdos who bought this have cared if they found out. So the way she committed to providing these weirdos her genuine farts is nothing short of amazing.

 

[JayK47]

Are these jars sealed for freshness? If they are a limited release, I imagine the sealed jar would go up in value and it could be a solid investment. I'm definitely disappointed with my current investments and am looking to expand my portfolio.

 

[Vagswarm]

I just admire her commitment, work ethic and moral fortitude. It's not like she couldn't have totally faked her farts and no-one would have been any the wiser, nor would anyone but the weirdos who bought this have cared if they found out. So the way she committed to providing these weirdos her genuine farts is nothing short of amazing.

Good point. I'm guessing she never thought to do that, lol.

 

[haxan7]

Good point. I'm guessing she never thought to do that, lol.

Some real perverts would know and tell others, ruining her sales. If you wanna sell your farts online you gotta go all in on it. Business 101.

 

[Vagswarm]

Some real perverts would know and tell others, ruining her sales. If you wanna sell your farts online you gotta go all in on it. Business 101.

Lmao. I was just thinking, what if someone was able to tell if they were fake? Like, "I've purchased 200 jars and this one smells nothing like those!" Then continues to explain the difference in detail. I hate people.

 

[-Minsc-]

How does one guarantee the farts are hers?

Why am I even reading this thread?

I should be asleep right now.

 

[Jsisto]

Will a fart even retain its scent if sealed in a jar? How much of the fart will escape into the atmosphere before it’s even sealed?

 

[haxan7]

Will a fart even retain its scent if sealed in a jar? How much of the fart will escape into the atmosphere before it’s even sealed?

Ever almost vomited because you farted a really nasty one closed up inside a small car? Now imagine that whole thing is quickly sealed up inside a space 500x smaller.

 

[Jsisto]

Ever almost vomited because you farted a really nasty one closed up inside a small car? Now imagine that whole thing is quickly sealed up inside a space 500x smaller.

What if my answer to your question is no?

 

[BigBooper]

How does one guarantee the farts are hers?

Caveat emptor when buying jarred scenter.

 

[Vagswarm]

Sounds like there needs to be a fart seller AMA to get some much needed answers.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

A business that literally sells hot air.

Gotta respect that personalised quality control.

"I think that certain foods produce better smelling farts, so I usually tend to go with the smoothies as opposed to things such as cabbage and eggs."

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Do worse smelling farts cost more? For these fetish guys, I'd assume yes?

 

[Tschumi]

[redacted] is cute, Japanese and has a great ass, her farts sound like trumpet blasts and don't stink... Farts all the time ... She could totally make bank doing it in lingerie online rofl

 

[Shambala]

Can you imagine a postal worker curiously opening a jar and smelling it .. Like wtf is this shit

 

[gamescoltsfan]

Who would buy farts?

 

[TVexperto]

that 37000 amount is a lie she made so people will write articles about her

 

[InfiniteCombo]

Can you imagine a postal worker curiously opening a jar and smelling it .. Like wtf is this shit

Bolded/underlined... I see what you did there

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

This reminds me of a Dexter's Lab episode, where Dexter felt so bad he thought he was dying, but it turns out he just had the biggest fart stuck in his belly. At the end he rips out one so big that he shakes the earth.

 

[SiteSeer]

whole thing sounds like a publicity stunt. i doubt it all.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

and I’ve been crop dusting people for free….

lol wot a mug

 

[harry mason 1989]

This world is getting crazy everyday
And I thought silent hill was a weird place
Maybe I should go back there

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

whole thing sounds like a publicity stunt. i doubt it all.

Unfortunately, this lass has run out of gas.

 

[FairyD]

I should create a realistic 3d hot girl model and then sell my own farts line as a hers

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

I just admire her commitment, work ethic and moral fortitude. It's not like she couldn't have totally faked her farts and no-one would have been any the wiser, nor would anyone but the weirdos who bought this have cared if they found out. So the way she committed to providing these weirdos her genuine farts is nothing short of amazing.

and

 

[jshackles]

I just admire her commitment, work ethic and moral fortitude. It's not like she couldn't have totally faked her farts and no-one would have been any the wiser, nor would anyone but the weirdos who bought this have cared if they found out. So the way she committed to providing these weirdos her genuine farts is nothing short of amazing.

That's why you have to buy two jars, one to open and one to keep....

Or so I've been told.

 

[Bartski]

Ernst & Young Entrepreneur of the Year Award

 

[Bartski]

It’s like a better NFT since no one else can have this same fart in the jar

Fart Jars NFTs - Imagine the smell!

Be part of history with the first ever generative Fart Jar NFT collection - Imagine the smell!

fartjarsnft.com

 

[DeepEnigma]

Fart Jars NFTs - Imagine the smell!

Be part of history with the first ever generative Fart Jar NFT collection - Imagine the smell!

fartjarsnft.com

 

[NickFire]

Normally, I would be absolutely horrified at the prospect of girls farting to find out people pay money to smell farts.

But not this time chaps. Oh no, not this time. Instead, I need to figure out how to keep the farts from escaping a mason jar. Need to build up a big stockpile and become the neighborhood secret Santa next year.

 

[anthony2690]

Is this satire? Surely no one is buying farts in a jars from an attractive young lady right?!

 

[Bartski]

why not hire someone to ghost fart in those jars for her?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Fart Jars NFTs - Imagine the smell!

Be part of history with the first ever generative Fart Jar NFT collection - Imagine the smell!

fartjarsnft.com

Isn’t that a Non Flatulent Token?!

 

[NickFire]

why not hire someone to ghost fart in those jars for her?

Because people who sell their farts have too much integrity to let someone else fart in their jars. Selling farts is no hustle. Its a way of life. Very high ethical standards to get into the game.

 

[Ozarkx]

Just imagine, Antiques Roadshow decades from now…

Appraiser: “What we appear to have is an important influencer’s fart; still contained inside this jar.
From what we can tell, only 20 of these were bottled in this exact manner during their “Disney phase.”

*Directs pointer*

The clasp of the jar, upon closer inspection, appears to still be hermetically sealed.
This means it’s worth significantly more than the original price of $1400.00.

This is the Tiffany’s of flatulence.
An absolutely breath-taking piece and I’m delighted you’ve brought it in today.”

 

[poppabk]

Just imagine, Antiques Roadshow decades from now…

Appraiser: “What we appear to have is an important influencer’s fart; still contained inside this jar.
From what we can tell, only 20 of these were bottled in this exact manner during their “Disney phase.”

*Directs pointer*

The clasp of the jar, upon closer inspection, appears to still be hermetically sealed.
This means it’s worth significantly more than the original price of $1400.00.

This is the Tiffany’s of flatulence.
An absolutely breath-taking piece and I’m delighted you’ve brought it in today.”

Next up we have a USB stick with a very interesting NFT on it.

 

[RoboFu]

And if you believe that you would probably
buy a fart from someone….

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Incels with access to extreme amounts of money. SMGDH.

 

[Yoboman]

What a dumbass. She could surely take a dump and bottle dozens of fart scents per load

She could even start mass producing farts and shits ona factory line, nobody would know if they are really her farts

Women have no business sense

 

[sCHOCOLATE]

37,000 a week? we live in the worst timeline.

Perhaps Steve's efforts to return the stones precisely when they were taken didn't go entirely to plan.
This branch timeline stinks...

 

[Rat Rage]

 

[Mistake]

Probably a more accurate covid test
(opens jar) “you smell this?”

 

[Marvel14]

Woman Who Made £37,000 A Week Selling Farts Hospitalised For Trying To Fart Too Much

Steph Matto said she believed she was having a stroke and living her 'final moments'

www.ladbible.com

This is surely a sign of the impending apocalypse...

 

[jufonuk]

Anyone on GAF want to buy my farts ? I’m a man with a beard. Anyone ?

I could sell pictures of my feet. Anyone like hair on the feet ?
Slightly badly cut toenails ?
Anyone with that weird fetish

EviLore you want in on this opportunity?

 

[haxan7]

Anyone on GAF want to buy my farts ? I’m a man with a beard. Anyone ?

I could sell pictures of my feet. Anyone like hair on the feet ?
Slightly badly cut toenails ?
Anyone with that weird fetish

EviLore you want in on this opportunity?

that's one way to go

 

[Insane Metal]

How is this not a Bullet Club thread? Hahaha

OT: that's fucking horrible. wow

 

[jufonuk]

that's one way to go

Cool I’ll put you down for two jars.

 

[haxan7]

Cool I’ll put you down for two jars.

how much for fart mask service?

 

[jufonuk]

how much for fart mask service?