I'll never understand spending so much money on underwear.
1. ADAM PLUS EVE ($25; adam pluseve.com). A center seam in the pouch holds everything up; less fabric at the hips prevents bunching under tight jeans. How it feels: "Like wearing your mother's underwear." Watch out for a wedgie.
Because when women look at my bulge, I want them to know I could rip them in half with one deft thrust. That dig that kind of stuff, the crazy broads...
Because when women look at my bulge, I want them to know I could rip them in half with one deft thrust. That dig that kind of stuff, the crazy broads...