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[hariseldon]

I am a techie geek - I code for a living. I therefore ensure that my network is in tip-top condition. I'm working from home, as is my wife. We at least have separate rooms so that helps to reduce murderous urges. However, it is not enough that I am bugged by morons at work who cannot figure out a fucking password reset system (ffs it's telling you in the fucking email what your username is and the fucking page is telling you that maybe you typed it wrong and maybe you should check the fucking email), I also have to provide fucking technical support for my wife, who is using a corporate laptop on their fucking VPN which I have no access to. She's moaning that the internet is slow but it's perfectly fucking quick for my machine which isn't on a corporate network, so clearly the problem is not with anything I can actually fucking offer support for. But still she fucking moans.

I am ready to murder her with brutality and rage.

 

[Grinchy]

"Sweetheart, I'm already doing technical support over here at my job and I just can't quite handle any more of it at the moment. Does your workplace have a number or email you can reach out to about your work-related issues?"

Either that, or fuck her sister with the big tits.

 

[AV]

I feel ya. My girlfriend managed to get a temporary position for the next 3 months, so I'm really pleased for her, but it's a work from home position and they're providing her with a work desktop which is a worse spec than the laptop I bought her this year. Not looking forward to this.

 

[DKehoe]

 

[hariseldon]

"Sweetheart, I'm already doing technical support over here at my job and I just can't quite handle any more of it at the moment. Does your workplace have a number or email you can reach out to about your work-related issues?"

Either that, or fuck her sister with the big tits.

Yeah I've already explained that I have to do my job, I can't also provide free tech support (her company's tech support are useless it seems). Fuck my life.

 

[Bwesh]

Those moans aren't about the internet speed.
She needs you man.

 

[brap]

 

[Grinchy]

Yeah I've already explained that I have to do my job, I can't also provide free tech support (her company's tech support are useless it seems). Fuck my life.

Sounds like it's time for Plan C's

 

[-Arcadia-]

We all know why you're really angry at her, OP.

Surprised you don’t like Mario Kart - I’m having a blast with it Sven it my wife does keep beating me

and of course the wife keeps beating me at Mario Kart.

but my wife destroys me every time in Mario Kart

Tbh winning all the time would be great - I need revenge for Mario Kart. She wipes the floor with me!

Annoyingly my wife destroys me at all kart games

We've all been there. It was bullshit, what happened to you on that last lap. We get it. This is a space of support and love.

 

[LokusAbriss]

People at work and computers/technology are an insane combination. There are some who are getting by, but the rest are just toddlers with degrees.

Both in home office can be tricky, but it is doable. Maybe let some steam off with some sexy time in a coffee break.

I had to install the work-vpn for the wife to. Easy five minutes of work and she was happy.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Either that, or fuck her sister with the big tits.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Just come up with a ticket system and exchange your services for sexual favors. Something like one BJ per support issue, you stay calm and she’ll get gains from the extra protein, this ain’t rocket science

 

[Jooxed]

Remember OP, if you fail this is evidence. She will win.

 

[Azzurri]

LMAO.

 

[West Texas CEO]

LMAO.

You forgot the thread about the dude wanting to fuck his wifes' big-titted niece.

 

[hariseldon]

I kinda want to fuck my wife's hot cousin but she has so far failed to rub her tits against me while playing with VR. My life sucks.

 

[slugbahr]

You forgot the thread about the dude wanting to fuck his wifes' big-titted sister.

 

[Knch]

I am a techie geek - I code for a living. I therefore ensure that my network is in tip-top condition. I'm working from home, as is my wife. We at least have separate rooms so that helps to reduce murderous urges. However, it is not enough that I am bugged by morons at work who cannot figure out a fucking password reset system (ffs it's telling you in the fucking email what your username is and the fucking page is telling you that maybe you typed it wrong and maybe you should check the fucking email), I also have to provide fucking technical support for my wife, who is using a corporate laptop on their fucking VPN which I have no access to. She's moaning that the internet is slow but it's perfectly fucking quick for my machine which isn't on a corporate network, so clearly the problem is not with anything I can actually fucking offer support for. But still she fucking moans.

I am ready to murder her with brutality and rage.

Start your yard work now so the neighbours won't be suspicious later!

 

[Barnabot]

Yeah I've already explained that I have to do my job, I can't also provide free tech support (her company's tech support are useless it seems). Fuck my life.

Did she pull the "i barely ask you to do anything for me because of your job but when i do then you start complaining..." card yet?

even though you do stop your work to help her out most of the time?

 

[Breakage]

Admonish her with the vigour of an austere religious scholar.

 

[JordanN]

But still she fucking moans.

Make her moan more.

 

[farmerboy]

Imagine a bit of home schooling the kids on top of that.

 

[hariseldon]

Did she pull the "i barely ask you to do anything for me because of your job but when i do then you start complaining..." card yet?

even though you do stop your work to help her out most of the time?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

 

[MaestroMike]

Try restarting her computer

 

[Halo is Back]

Ah yes, please tell us more about your wife moaning

 

[captainraincoat]

Maybe your bosses wife may not be as annoying...im sure she would invite you over for some drinks

 

[lock2k]

LMAO.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Ah yes, please tell us more about your wife moaning

Too early in the morning Tom

 

[Halo is Back]

Too early in the morning Tom

best time for sex Karen

 

[SlimySnake]

My wife is always complaining about slow internet. On her phone, on her laptop. I really dont get it. Im on the same wifi and i get great speeds.

there is always something with these broads.

 

[Bolivar687]

LMAO.

 

[Ceallach]

Just do it, OP. Don't be a pussy.

 

[Xplainin]

There is only way to stop the nagging and moaning OP.
You know it, we all know it.
Its nothing a hike along a precarious cliff face won't fix.

 

[Riven326]

So, should I get married or not?

 

[Barnabot]

So, should I get married or not?

depends. wanna play the game on a higher difficult setting?

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

LMAO.

Damn I wanted to do the same thing. LOL

 

[Ovek]

At least you get to work in different rooms, I've had to put up with my other half working in my study room for what feels like fucking forever.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

No need. The answer to your problem is here

 

[Tesseract]

depends. wanna play the game on a higher difficult setting?

already too high

 

[moose fatcat]

She probably isn't even recognizing your message board gold status either. Anyway when you're ready I got OJ on the line with some advice.

 

[Mistershine.]

It irks me far more than it should that the song is on lies, not appetite and therefore the thumbnail is wrong.

 

[LegendOfKage]

I also have to provide fucking technical support for my wife

Maybe let some steam off with some sexy time in a coffee break.

Try restarting her computer

Ah yes, please tell us more about your wife moaning

Have you tried turning her off and then back on again?

 

[bitbydeath]

depends. wanna play the game on a higher difficult setting?

And only women get offered New Game+ if you reach the end.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Bang your wife, that should help ease those urges.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I am a techie geek - I code for a living. I therefore ensure that my network is in tip-top condition. I'm working from home, as is my wife. We at least have separate rooms so that helps to reduce murderous urges. However, it is not enough that I am bugged by morons at work who cannot figure out a fucking password reset system (ffs it's telling you in the fucking email what your username is and the fucking page is telling you that maybe you typed it wrong and maybe you should check the fucking email), I also have to provide fucking technical support for my wife, who is using a corporate laptop on their fucking VPN which I have no access to. She's moaning that the internet is slow but it's perfectly fucking quick for my machine which isn't on a corporate network, so clearly the problem is not with anything I can actually fucking offer support for. But still she fucking moans.

I am ready to murder her with brutality and rage.

Give her the Atari ST to work with..

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Just do it, OP. Don't be a pussy.

...said the woman.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Bang your wife, that should help ease those urges.

I would suggest banging her big-titted sister instead.

 

[SirTerry-T]

I am a techie geek - I code for a living. I therefore ensure that my network is in tip-top condition. I'm working from home, as is my wife. We at least have separate rooms so that helps to reduce murderous urges. However, it is not enough that I am bugged by morons at work who cannot figure out a fucking password reset system (ffs it's telling you in the fucking email what your username is and the fucking page is telling you that maybe you typed it wrong and maybe you should check the fucking email), I also have to provide fucking technical support for my wife, who is using a corporate laptop on their fucking VPN which I have no access to. She's moaning that the internet is slow but it's perfectly fucking quick for my machine which isn't on a corporate network, so clearly the problem is not with anything I can actually fucking offer support for. But still she fucking moans.

I am ready to murder her with brutality and rage.

I know a guy who installs patios, cheap rates, no questions asked.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I would suggest banging her big-titted sister instead.

Yeah, that works too.

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

@hariseldon , have you tried turning her off and on again?

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I'm blessed with a perfect wife. We both work from home all day, in different rooms, in our modest-sized flat. She comes into my room to deliver coffee and a kiss. She's also very technically competent and a determined and capable problem-solver.

However, she has a reasonably large immediate family whereas I have a mom and a sister and that's it. So Christmases are pretty intense for me. I distinctly recall sitting on our sofa in early January one year once all the holiday drama was over and things were getting back to normal. Just the two of us again.

I turned to her and said "Y'know, you're the only person I could tolerate living with day after day".

And, whilst not a particularly romantic statement (I'm not known for them), it was entirely true and heartfelt.

Pain is other people. Living with them is a pretty big gamble.