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World's nicest bird is a greedy, murderous bastard (w/ video of vicious murder!)

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Gaborn

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Species: Indicator indicator

Habitat: worrying bees and other birds throughout sub-Saharan Africa

If there's one word that sums up a newborn human baby, it's "helpless". Newly hatched greater honeyguide chicks are far more capable: chillingly so.

They emerge into pitch darkness, inside a tunnel dug by another bird where their mother has left them. They will soon be joined by the host bird's own chicks when they hatch. If this was a slasher movie, now would be the time to cover your eyes.

The young honeyguide kills the other chicks within an hour. All this from a bird that as an adult helpfully guides humans to bees' nests, which the humans then raid for honey.

Cuckoos gone wild

Honeyguides lay their eggs in other birds' nests, just like cuckoos. Claire Spottiswoode of the University of Cambridge studies them in southern Zambia, where they tend to parasitise little bee-eaters. These birds dig tunnels in the sandy ground, often in the roofs of aardvark holes, where they lay their eggs. Spottiswoode was able to insert video cameras into these nests.

Female honeyguides slip into the tunnels and lay their own eggs there. If there are any little bee-eater eggs in place, the honeyguide mother punctures them with her beak. That's not always enough, however, because eggs sometimes survive and the little bee-eater may lay more. Spottiswoode found that only 67 per cent of host eggs were punctured in parasitised nests.

The honeyguide chick has an advantage, though. Its mother incubates the egg inside herself, allowing it to hatch two to four days before those of the little bee-eater. When the rightful chicks hatch at 1.8 grams on average and with thin skin and skulls, the honeyguide is ready: bulked up to 9.1 grams, it attacks the baby bee-eaters within an hour of hatching. "They don't stand a chance," Spottiswoode says.

The honeyguide reaches out haphazardly in the dark, perhaps sensing a chick moving, and bites into it. It has sharp hooks on the front of its beak that can inflict plenty of damage.

The honeyguide then chews on its victim, opening and closing its beak, and shakes it like a terrier shaking a rabbit. Once the chick stops moving, the honeyguide discards it – but it can take up to 7 hours for the chick to die.


With no one to compete for the host parents' attention, the honeyguide stays in the nest for another month. It begs for food using a strident call that sounds, to human ears at least, like an entire brood of little bee-eater chicks. Baby cuckoos have been shown to mimic the sound of a brood of reed warbler chicks, and it may be that the honeyguides have evolved the same ability.

At any rate the honeyguide's calls whip the host birds into a frenzy, and they bring it a lot of food. "They end up tremendously fat, with gigantic pot bellies," says Spottiswoode.

Sweet, sweet honey

It's a far cry from the behaviour that made the greater honeyguide famous. In return for guiding humans to honey the bird gets a meal of larvae and, rather unusually, wax. "I'm guided about once a fortnight when I'm in the field," Spottiswoode says.

A honeyguide gets a human's attention by flying close to them and calling persistently. Then it flies away for a minute or more, before returning and perching in a conspicuous place. When the human approaches the bird flies to another perch. In this way it can lead the human for a kilometre or more.

After they reach the nest, the bird calls more softly. At this point it's up to the human to break in. The standard trick is to start a smoky fire, which stupefies the bees and reduces the chances of getting stung.

It seems the behaviour evolved alongside early humans in Africa, although we don't know exactly when. Given that honeyguides never meet their parents and aren't particularly social, it seems likely that the behaviour is genetically controlled. But it may be dying out, as people in Africa take to keeping domesticated bees rather than hunting for wild nests.

There's no question that the birds do guide humans. What is controversial is the claim that honeyguides lead other animals to bees' nests.

Plenty of animals have been said to cooperate with honeyguides, but the standard story is that their partners are honey badgers. It's an odd idea, because despite their name honey badgers are actually carnivores that eat anything from insects to mammals.

The claim dates back to Anders Sparrman, a Swedish traveller who visited Africa in the 1770s and 80s. He didn't see the behaviour himself, but heard about it from local people. Almost all later accounts of the behaviour can be traced back to Sparrman.

Since then, no one has seen it happen. "We have to be very sceptical," says Spottiswoode, who points out that the honeyguides might occasionally follow the badgers rather than guiding them.

There is some film of a honeyguide apparently leading a honey badger to a bees' nest. It's featured in the 1974 cinema documentary Animals are Beautiful People, and you can see it – complete with hilarious narration – on YouTube.

Sadly, it seems this footage is fake. The honey badger is trained, while for the most part the honeyguide is dead, stuffed and on the end of a string. It's not as horrendous a piece of fakery as hurling lemmings off a cliff to show the mythical "mass suicide", but it's not real.

Journal reference: Biology Letters, DOI: 10.1098/rsbl.2011.0739

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Video of the VICIOUS murder here
 

2San

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Holy shit people say that mankind are the trash of the world. Imagine these guys with the full strength and intelligence that humans posses.
 

Zaptruder

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2San said:
Holy shit people say that mankind are the trash of the world. Imagine these guys with the full strength and intelligence that humans posses.

No... Ignorance is the trash or downfall of the world... which includes unnecessarily anthropomorphizing the intentions and behaviours of other creatures.
 

Timedog

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Indicator Indicator?

I'm fucking sorry dude, but I cannot read anything after that, or watch the video. Just the fact that somebody had the fucking cajones to name a bird Indicator Indicator is already giving me intense anxiety. Fucking wow.
 

Gaborn

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Timedog said:
Indicator Indicator?

I'm fucking sorry dude, but I cannot read anything after that, or watch the video. Just the fact that somebody had the fucking cajones to name a bird Indicator Indicator is already giving me intense anxiety. Fucking wow.

Yeah, I did a double take at that too, very strange!

S.Dedalus - thanks!
 

2San

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Zaptruder said:
No... Ignorance is the trash or downfall of the world... which includes unnecessarily anthropomorphizing the intentions and behaviours of other creatures.
Honestly that statement was nothing to take overly serious. :|
 

Nix

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Fuck that's cruel. Doesn't even eat the damn thing? Actually, don't alot of other birds use this same tactic, if I'm not mistaken?

Man, if it came down to us versus them, and they were armed with the drive to survive as we humans possess, I shudder at the thought. I always believed out last standing foes would be the insects of this world, but now...now I'm thinking there may be a great bird war.
 

xbhaskarx

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Timedog said:
Indicator Indicator?

They indicate the presence of honey. Twice.

Nix said:
Man, if it came down to us versus them, and they were armed with the drive to survive as we humans possess, I shudder at the thought.

If it comes down to us versus them? Did you miss this part?

In return for guiding humans to honey the bird gets a meal of larvae and, rather unusually, wax.
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A honeyguide gets a human's attention by flying close to them and calling persistently. Then it flies away for a minute or more, before returning and perching in a conspicuous place. When the human approaches the bird flies to another perch. In this way it can lead the human for a kilometre or more.

After they reach the nest, the bird calls more softly. At this point it's up to the human to break in. The standard trick is to start a smoky fire, which stupefies the bees and reduces the chances of getting stung.

It seems the behaviour evolved alongside early humans in Africa, although we don't know exactly when. Given that honeyguides never meet their parents and aren't particularly social, it seems likely that the behaviour is genetically controlled. But it may be dying out, as people in Africa take to keeping domesticated bees rather than hunting for wild nests.

Humans and honeyguides have a symbiotic relationship.

Humans could just stop following them to beehives (as they already are), and the birds wouldn't be able to eat the larvae and wax.
 
Timedog said:
Indicator Indicator?

I'm fucking sorry dude, but I cannot read anything after that, or watch the video. Just the fact that somebody had the fucking cajones to name a bird Indicator Indicator is already giving me intense anxiety. Fucking wow.


Does not compute: Name creates intense anxiety.

Anxiety for what?
 
There are worse birds...the masked boobies of Galapagos set up death matches between their newly hatched offspring--these birds actually kill their own siblings with parental approval:

Siblicide In Nature: Study Of Galapagos Seabird Finds Death Can Ensure Species Survival

"Parents that care for their kids raise the most kids and spread their genes most rapidly. However, in masked boobies and some other animals, siblicide is an integral part of reproductive success. Siblings engage in lethal battles shortly after hatching from their eggs."

Anderson said that parents are far from disinterested observers of the family conflict.

"Masked booby parents are actually facilitating and encouraging this early siblicide ­ setting up a contest between the older and younger chick that only one is going to survive and stacking the odds in favor of their eldest," Anderson said.
Masked boobies lay two eggs. If both hatch, usually about six days apart, siblicide occurs about a day after the second egg hatches in the nest. The older chick forces the younger one out, leaving its tiny sibling prey to certain death from heat or patrolling mockingbirds.
 

Bit-Bit

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Nature is so awesome. The video of the baby honeyguide killing the other baby birds did make my stomach churn for a second.....then I went back to eating my noodles.
 
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