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Larry Bird
Member
The Devil May Cry dude and the God of War dude. So gay.
btutterrow
Member
What?? Ratchet is bland as can be, but Clank is THE MAN!errr.. ROBOT!
Drinky Crow
Banned
Ryo Hazuki from Shenmue. He's barely capable of cognizant speech, he collects shitty Sega tchotchkes, he gets an allowance from his grandma, and he's celibate. He's sort of the universal Sega fanboy! On top of that, he just looks like a worthless ponce.
Son of Godzilla
Banned
Geek said:You can't possibly mean this one, can you?
You can't. There's no way she's even remotely worse than the "sexy" bloodthirsty Nazi killing vampire action heroine mentioned earlier.
He means Claire or Elaine or whatever the fuck her name is from Ninja Gaiden. And yes, worst character design fucking ever. All these others excel in that they don't make me want to throw up whenever I see them.
I'm going to echo the Sudeki nominations. Jesus Christ, its characters are just embarrassing. I rented it, played it for twenty minutes, took it back to Blockbuster, told them it wouldn't work in my system, and then got a new game. That's twenty minutes of my life I will never get back and I hate myself for it.
ThirstyFly
Member
Too lazy to find a pic, but has anyone mentioned Ash from the newer KOF games yet?
Late Stage Marxist
Member
RE4's Merchant
STFU!!
STFU!!
BobTheFork
Member
I'm going with that WHINEY-ASS kid from the first zone of the enders. Just goes on, and on like some high pitched squeal. Drove me crazy.
ratcliffja
Member
Speevy said:
Speevy said:
I loved all of the characters from ToS, especially Colette. Anyway, I'll go with Sphinx. While the Mummy had a lot of personality and charm, Sphinx just had this perennial smirk on his face with no real sign of emotion about what was going on. Special mention goes to the Warrior Within version of the Prince. Generic rage FTW.
Hitler Stole My Potato
Banned
Geek said:You can't possibly mean this one, can you?
You can't. There's no way she's even remotely worse than the "sexy" bloodthirsty Nazi killing vampire action heroine mentioned earlier.
Son of Godzilla said:
No guys, he's talking about this:
It's from Bruce Lee and it pops up in every "worst character" thread.
Larry Bird
Member
Or how about Ding Chavez from Rainbow Six. Not a stupid character, I guess, but what a horrible name.
radios shipping overview
Member
Red Ninja had a great charater design, used horribly in a horrible game. A shame. 
Now, for feral, amoral male fantasies embodied, with a healthy dose of design-by-committee:
Now, for feral, amoral male fantasies embodied, with a healthy dose of design-by-committee:
krypt0nian
Banned
jiji said:Red Ninja had a great charater design, used horribly in a horrible game. A shame.
Now, for feral, amoral male fantasies embodied, with a healthy dose of design-by-committee:
Nah Kratos is one of the coolest this gen.
Larry Bird
Member
jiji said:Red Ninja had a great charater design, used horribly in a horrible game. A shame.
Now, for feral, amoral male fantasies embodied, with a healthy dose of design-by-committee:
Yeah, he looks straight out of Mortal Kombat 4. And I don't mean that in a good way.
krypt0nian
Banned
Xellotah said:The guys got a friggin goatie... You can't be cool wearing a goatie..
That doesn't even make any sense.
radios shipping overview
Member
Speaking of that, pretty much all of the characters in the more recent MK games have a pretty good lead on even Kratos for worst character designs. Tao Feng is up there, too.Larry Bird said:
Next: generic spiky-haired lead in PS2 launch game GET
I HATE NOMURA
C- Warrior
Banned
I say :
for one because he is a :
ripp off
in addtion he has more generic rage than:
and finally how he tries to be a combo-driven badass like the one and only:
for one because he is a :
ripp off
in addtion he has more generic rage than:
and finally how he tries to be a combo-driven badass like the one and only:
Forgotten Ancient
Banned
catfish said:
You forgot my favorite (I'm gonna screw it up though):
Get the plates because you guys got served!
HomerSimpson-Man
Member
C- Warrior said:I say :
for one because he is a :
ripp off
in addtion he has more generic rage than:
and finally how he tries to be a combo-driven badass like the one and only:
More "generic rage"? BS. He is rage!! His character design and history was always as such and already have a reputation for himself long before with the way some NPC spoke of him like one tha refused any help from him because he knew what Kratos was like. There is a reason why Prince of Persia was labeled as such, his character was changed nearly the sake of changing him.
What's next "generic passiveness"?!!
SonicMegaDrive
Member
Kinda reminds me how they redesigned the characters from Pandamonium for the sequel.
psycho_snake
I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
Vaan from FFXII. The game hasn't even been released but just from what we have seen from him so far is enough to make me hate him. He looks like a girl, and for a guy who is going to save the world from destruction, he really doesnt look strong enough to beat up a doll.
I also hate Genis from Tales of Symphonia. Most of the TOS crew sucked ass, but genis really got to my nerves. Everytime he spoke I had to put it on mute because I couldnt stand him talking.
I also hate Genis from Tales of Symphonia. Most of the TOS crew sucked ass, but genis really got to my nerves. Everytime he spoke I had to put it on mute because I couldnt stand him talking.
King Jippo
Banned
Simple:
