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Worst Name for a Video Game Ever

Stinkles

Clothed, sober, cooperative
Atari (Jaguar period) has a lot, but my vote goes to:


"Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy"


closely followed by

"Alan Wake"
 
Katamari Damacy, if only for how often it's mispronounced.


I pronounce it "Kat-ah-mar-ee Damn-ah-see" Is that wrong?



My vote goes for Awesome Possum: Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt.



Dr Machino...Dr Robotnik...Possum...Hedgehog...saving animals/environment...hmmmmmmmm...
 
feel the magic xx/xy: where babies come from

u know alot of those jp only games have wacky names.. Forever With You springs to mind
 
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What was that Gizmondo game with the kid sitting on a lawnmower??

It was like "Please mom can i mow the lawn" or something. Most retarded game ever.
 
kah-tah-mah-ree dah-mah-shi
or maybe just 'see' at the end. I dunno.
I'm one of those guys who can't pronounce karaoke "kerry-oak-ee" anymore.
 
Old: Heiankyo Alien for Game Boy (as a US release)
New: Bet On Soldier for PC (you bet on soldiers)
 
Kirby Power Malpinsel (German name of Kirby Canvas Curve, translating paintbrush into German, but letting Power be written in English.
 
i still vote for "eternal darkness: sanity's requiem." unless of course you judge a title's merit by its aptness, in which case "eternal darkness: sanity's requiem" perfectly embodies the pomposity and ineptitude of the game it adorns. "sanity's requiem." ahauahauaha.
 
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