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[commedieu]

I many Sci fi worlds, we've got deflector shields, magnetic shields, force fields, etc. But what is the most realistic scenario for a poop hitting a scifi type shield?

What universe of sci-fi would provide for a disintegrated poo/splatter/bounce.

I suppose the poo would be rock solid. Maybe if it was fresh enough. You've got what, 5 minutes before you freeze to death in space?

Say you're chasing someone's ship and they release the bathroom hold?

Maybe, for science, let's say another scenario is the poop here on earth in a lab with a force field. What would happen to it?

 

[DarkKyo]

Are you writing a sci-fi novel in which this happens?

 

[Dabookerman]

 

[Reverend Funk]

I imagine that forcefields have no friction so it would just fall off

 

[Media]

Asking the burning questions here.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

if this is a thread gif, i need a link to it

 

[Sinfamy]

After I poop, I dab toilet paper in water, put soap on it and dig deep in my butt hole to make sure I get all the residual waste down the pipe.

 

[DECK'ARD]

I don't know what is going on anymore.

 

[HawksWinStanley]

After I poop, I dab toilet paper in water, put soap on it and dig deep in my butt hole to make sure I get all the residual waste down the pipe.

I don't think soap is good for the inside of your butt.

 

[Soph]

The shit just hit the fan

 

[commedieu]

I imagine that forcefields have no friction so it would just fall off

no friction.. let's say a earth bound in atmosphere situation. You throw it. It just.. slides off, and it would deform a bit I'd imagine. Due to gravity.

 

[Fandangox]

Brilliant! After we smear shit all over their force field they will be disgusted beyond belief and be forced to put the shield down.

Those space Hippos wont know what hit em

 

[L Thammy]

Are you writing a sci-fi novel in which this happens?

I bet it's about humanity fighting a war with an alien bug race, but the alien bugs attack with their poo, and instead of shooting them down with their spaceships or whatever, the humans just turn on their force fields to splatter the poo back at the bugs. The final threat is a giant weapon the size of a planet that can turn entire solar systems into poo and send them flying into the enemy territory.

 

[Reverend Funk]

no friction.. let's say a earth bound in atmosphere situation. You throw it. It just.. slides off, and it would deform a bit I'd imagine. Due to gravity.

yea, unless all forces on the poop are exactly perpendicular to the forcefield the poop would just slide whatever direction it has a force in, like a perfect sheet of ice I think

 

[Dabookerman]

if this is a thread gif, i need a link to it

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1168538&page=1

 

[commedieu]

Are you writing a sci-fi novel in which this happens?

Just amazingly bored at work. Started thinking.. figured it was something light to discuss.

I've seen some fields portrayed to absorb. Others to bounce. But you never see viscous liquid.

 

[MrToughPants]

Would shit smell in space?

 

[Dirca]

In one thread we have arm-chair lawyers, politicians, and detectives that know everything there is to know about the FBI investigation on Trump and how he should be in jail.

Then we have the inverse...this thread....where we (conservatives, liberals, neutrals), stop ripping each other's heads off and can come together in unison and wonder..."what the FUCK?!"....at the thread title and comments within...

 

[ItIsOkBro]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1168538&page=1

i don't think that's the origin, just another share

 

[PJV3]

You need the Bristol space stool chart.

 

[Dirca]

And in true gaf fashion, someone has to take it a little too far...

After I poop, I dab toilet paper in water, put soap on it and dig deep in my butt hole to make sure I get all the residual waste down the pipe.

 

[Walter White Walker]

I'll assume it's the exact same thing as everything else that hits a forcefield - it either bounces off or gets pulverized. Poop isn't magical...well, unless someone wants it to be through some fetish I suppose.

 

[lobdale]

After I poop, I dab toilet paper in water, put soap on it and dig deep in my butt hole to make sure I get all the residual waste down the pipe.

Jesus christ dude get a bidet.

 

[L Thammy]

I'll assume it's the exact same thing as everything else that hits a forcefield - it either bounces off or gets pulverized. Poop isn't magical...well, unless someone wants it to be through some fetish I suppose.

I disagree. Poop is solid, liquid, soft, sharp, chunky, stinky. Every poop is special and unique. It's like its own magical world that all enter into once a day.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1168538&page=1

God. I still don't understand the physical process of standing and wiping. Just tilt to the side while sitting, and approach from the side.