Would you get high and drunk with Gandalf?

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I would definitely, i would bring some bourbon with me too, I wonder if Gandalf would like Bourbon?
Would you get high and drunk with Gandalf? Would booze would you bring? Im sure Gandalf has the weed situation sorted.
 
My dream is to hang with gandalf while he gets wasted and fucks half of the shire. There's no way his obsession with hobbits was purely intellectual.
 
Definitely not.
Imagine him being high and drunk and you decide you really need to use the bathroom..... So he stands in front of the door and says !!!!YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
 
He would be drinking the local brew and distillate of the region.

(So, beer, mead, and some sort of whiskey....Yes, he would like bourbon).
 
I never took Gandalf talking about weed as talking about Marijuana but as smoking Tabaco. Given the time period it was written I don't think the term weed meant what we take it as today.
 
I never took Gandalf talking about weed as talking about Marijuana but as smoking Tabaco. Given the time period it was written I don't think the term weed meant what we take it as today.
Yeah, but when the Tolkien purists go to bed big G busts out the green sticky shit
 
"High and drunk with Gandalf" surely refers to getting drunk on the back of those giant Eagles, 10000ft in the air. I'm not sure I have the stomach for that. :messenger_face_screaming:

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Probably not. I trust him implicitly, but I think to get drunk or high with Gandalf would be waaay out of my league. Dangerous business, that.
 
Think of the elf chicks he has on speed dial...

"Hey Idril, hey Luthien, got another human man here wants to party, Holla back now! Melian is already on her way. We got lembas munchies!"
 
Heck yea man. Chilling up on Bag End at dusk with Gandalf, looking down upon the Party Tree and the lights of the Shire, getting lifted on that wizard-caliber leaf while sipping on a half pint of the finest brown ale from The Green Dragon. Give me that reality, I'd leave this world behind.
 
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