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[teepo]

i'm not going to lie. i've beaten to kerrigan before in like 8th grade.

 

[Manabanana]

Are the forums in heat right now?

 

[Suerte]

Do celebrities count as another species?

 

[Poody]

would this be considered beastiality?

 

[etiolate]

I would have hot alien sex.

Are the forums in heat right now?

Yes

 

[karasu]

Yes, I would travel from world to world impregnanting the last female survivors of various alien species, shaping the universe at least partially in my image. Then my love spawn would all meet on earth and burn this muthafucka down.

Especially green women ala Batgirl from Star Trek, but no lizard creatures.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Tritoid is really Jamie Kennedy I swear.

 

[FortNinety]

Hey God, just so you know, I don't approve any of this. Now do as you will.

 

[Eric-GCA]

I hope for Drinky Cow's sake that he never checks this thread out.

 

[fart]

Hey God, just so you know, I don't approve any of this. Now do as you will.

Whereby the world that then was,
being dashed down (washed down, deluged, overflowed) with water,
perished (was fully destroyed):

 

[etiolate]

*rereads thread*

wtf tritoid

 

[Boogie]

Do dogs count?

When I was going through the whole horny-as-hell-preteen stage (13) I tried to hump my grandpa's dog just to see how she would react. Of course it was outside so all of my clothes were still on, so it was basically just dry humping. The look on her face was so hilarious.

She just died a month ago.

THERE ARE NO WORDS

 

[Willco]

THERE ARE NO WORDS

This is the only time I will allow that phrase. Ever.

 

[shuri]

Do celebrities count as another species?

As long as it's not Goofy

 

[AirBrian]

As long as it's not Goofy

That reminds me of the old joke...

So Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. The judge turns to Mickey and asks, "Why do you want to divorce Minnie?"

Mickey responds, "Because she's fuckin' Goofy."








Yay for 5th grade humor!!!

 

[ConfusingJazz]

You want to do what Tritroid?


Tritroid, this is one of those things that you will regret posting, for every valid argument you make in any thread, you will always be countered with, "At least I didn't hump a dog", and you lose and be laughed out of the thread.

Welcome to hell kid.

 

[fart]

maybe someone asked him to do it?

 

[The Shadow]

maybe someone asked him to do it?

The dog begged him to do it with it's eyes.

 

[Particle Physicist]

Do dogs count?

When I was going through the whole horny-as-hell-preteen stage (13) I tried to hump my grandpa's dog just to see how she would react. Of course it was outside so all of my clothes were still on, so it was basically just dry humping. The look on her face was so hilarious.

She just died a month ago.

:lol .. you know.. im beginning to suspect that all those stories of your sexual escapades are slight fabrications .

 

[jett]

Do dogs count?

When I was going through the whole horny-as-hell-preteen stage (13) I tried to hump my grandpa's dog just to see how she would react. Of course it was outside so all of my clothes were still on, so it was basically just dry humping. The look on her face was so hilarious.

She just died a month ago.

WTF? First the drunk cumslurping story and now this? The hell is wrong with you?

 

[fart]

The dog begged him to do it with it's eyes.

hard to resist those bitches

 

[AirBrian]

 

[JackFrost2012]

WHY DO I READ THIS FORUM

 

[Date of Lies]

Are animal lovers worse than homosexuals?

They're both deviations.


By the way, I would do it with this:

 

[Jak140]

Are animal lovers worse than homosexuals?

They're both deviations.

That's like equating pedophilia with homesexuality. They aren't the samething because one participant doesn't have the intellectual capacity to consent.

 

[Manabanana]

When I was going through the whole horny-as-hell-preteen stage (13) I tried to hump my grandpa's dog just to see how she would react. Of course it was outside so all of my clothes were still on, so it was basically just dry humping. The look on her face was so hilarious.

How your grandmother or her dog would react? I imagine your grandmother with a super disappointed/saddened/confused look on her face.

 

[Bizarro Sun Yat-sen]

If she's a Star Trek funny-forehead alien, or a girl with a couple of minor token animal features like cat ears and a tail or whatever, then sure, love conquers all. Anthropomorphic animals like the fox at the top of the thread are right out, though.

 

[Alcibiades]

I would.

 

[Vormund]

Tritroid, this is one of those things that you will regret posting, for every valid argument you make in any thread, you will always be countered with, "At least I didn't hump a dog", and you lose and be laughed out of the thread.

Welcome to hell kid.

That's his problem.

 

[Ferrio]

I'll agree.

 

[ckohler]

I'm only posting in this thread to share a better picture of Krystal...

 

[sc0la]

Would you hit it with time stopped?

 

[MrPing1000]

:lol this thread roxxors

 

[Bizarro Sun Yat-sen]

I would not, could not with a fox
I would not, could not in a box
I would not, could not with time stopped...

 

[GDGF]

I don't know whether to laugh, or cut off my cock and balls...

 

[DarienA]

This thread....scares me.

 

[Kiriku]

I would be very hesistant. I mean, you don't know what kind of diseases they're carrying.

 

[Tritroid]

You want to do what Tritroid?


Tritroid, this is one of those things that you will regret posting, for every valid argument you make in any thread, you will always be countered with, "At least I didn't hump a dog", and you lose and be laughed out of the thread.

Welcome to hell kid.

*shrugs*

I already got enough of that after the bar story, so I'm practically immune to it by now. I just brush off the 'witty retorts' and move on.

At least I can say that I'm the most honest person on GAF. ^-^

 

[Willco]

... At least I can say that I'm the most honest person on GAF. ^-^

Honesty is what counts, unless you're a sexual deviant. OH WAIT. YOU ARE.

 

[Killkernal]

Tritroid, please keep your penis away from my avatar.

Thank you.

 

[Belfast]

I'd hit it.

 

[Cool]

Would you have sex with another species if he/she was HOT? #1

No.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

this here thread should have more replies than this current one!!!!

Damn you Willco!

 

[belgurdo]

Are animal lovers worse than homosexuals?

They're both deviations.

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[Spiritreaver]

Are animal lovers worse than homosexuals?

They're both deviations.

Whatever amount of funny I was going with my turtle joke, has been ruined.

 

[Ramirez]

:lol :lol

Can't believe dude said that...lmao!

 

[norinrad21]

I would definitely hit the Duras sisters.

 

[Cimarron]

Only if she was only slightly different from a human. like a Elf or a Klingon. But no way if she had fur or a tale or some shit like that. yech.

 

[RaymondCarver]

I always wanted to stop time and "unfreeze" someone to do whatever it is we wanted to, possibly to have sex.



Now if I had to choose one character, maybe partly because of the 5 of Mako energy that might be in her blood, it would be Tifa.

As for completly not human spoiler alert Rei Ayanami

and maybe Felicia from DarkStalkers

and here's something to counter all the dog pics.

 

[karasu]