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Would you rather fight a dinosaur-sized chicken or fifty chicken-sized dinosaur?
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Dark Star
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Chicken sized dinosaurs might be easy to kick away and run away from. Unless they’re like raptors and able to jump on me. And that’s 50 of them.. would be terrifying.
a T-Rex sized chicken would probably eat me alive. But something tells me it would be too dumb and not even have the attention span to follow me. It’s only 1 so your chances of survival might be high if you can hide or outrun it.
a T-Rex sized chicken would probably eat me alive. But something tells me it would be too dumb and not even have the attention span to follow me. It’s only 1 so your chances of survival might be high if you can hide or outrun it.
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Buggy Loop
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Are you kidding me? Chickens are already mini dinosaurs. They would not hesitate to fuck you up if sized bigger.
You would have the same faith as the rat.
You would have the same faith as the rat.
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I collect VHS tapes
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Are we talking 50 mini raptors or 50 mini brontosaurus?
West Texas CEO
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I'm from the South, so I'll pick the giant chicken, 'cause that bitch is gonna get fried!
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I collect VHS tapes
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I’ll take the giant chicken. a chicken sized raptor would be worse than a chicken sized t-rex imo. They’re faster, more agile and pretty sure they thrive at pack hunting.
edit: hell I’d take an actual t-rex over 50 mini raptors
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Sakura
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When you say fight, what do you mean? Am I allowed to run away? If so I'd probably choose the 50 chicken size because I'm sure I could outrun them, or just climb up on something.
If I actually have to fight them, do I get any weapons? If I have to fist fight the thing this highly depends on how large the single chicken is. If we are talking raptor size then I'd choose the giant chicken. If we are talking T-Rex size there is no way, so I'd go with the chicken sized dinos and just try to kite them while swinging at the ones that jump at me.
If I actually have to fight them, do I get any weapons? If I have to fist fight the thing this highly depends on how large the single chicken is. If we are talking raptor size then I'd choose the giant chicken. If we are talking T-Rex size there is no way, so I'd go with the chicken sized dinos and just try to kite them while swinging at the ones that jump at me.
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GymWolf
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One dinosaur sized chicken because they are still frail like a normal chicken, no hard scails or nothing, you put a spear on them and they die, also they don't have the predator instinct of a t-rex, sure it is big AF, but 50 small t-rex can overwhelm you easily, they just need to bite your ankle once and you are fucked, and they are probably too hard too injure them with a kick or a spear if you don't aim to their mouth, and with 50 of them around, good luck on aiming well.
Of course this take in account that the mini dinos are t-rex or some other apex predator.
Of course this take in account that the mini dinos are t-rex or some other apex predator.
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I collect VHS tapes
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GeorgPrime
Banned
Give me the chicken sized dinosaurs... iam not dumb enough to pick the crazy chicken.
Razorback
Member
This changes everything!
Fighting 50 slightly smaller raptors or fight one slightly larger chicken...
badblue
Gold Member
Dinosaur sized chicken.
Since the dinosaur wasn't specified, I may as well choose the smallest known dinosaur.
The Anchiornis.
Since the dinosaur wasn't specified, I may as well choose the smallest known dinosaur.
The Anchiornis.
poppabk
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One chicken sized 'dinosaur' can kill a man. 50 of them forget it. Plus you would probably still be alive as they ate you.
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A dinosaur sized chicken you might be able to evade, and if you don't you are probably going out to one straight giant peck.
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A dinosaur sized chicken you might be able to evade, and if you don't you are probably going out to one straight giant peck.
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NecrosaroIII
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Bad news OP. A chicken IS a dinosaur. Ergo it's a chicken-sized dinosaurs
www.livescience.com
"Today, all non-avian dinosaurs are long extinct. But are birds still considered to be true dinosaurs?
In a word: Yes.
"Birds are living dinosaurs, just as we are mammals," said Julia Clarke, a paleontologist studying the evolution of flight and a professor with the Department of Geological Sciences at the University of Texas at Austin. "
Basically paleontologists have determined that birds haven't evolved enough to really make them a seperate "thing" from dinosaurs. They still share some of the fundemental characteristics. Contemporary understanding is that there are still 10k extant species of avian dinosaurs.
Are Birds Dinosaurs?
Modern birds can trace their origins to theropods, a branch of mostly meat-eaters on the dinosaur family tree.
"Today, all non-avian dinosaurs are long extinct. But are birds still considered to be true dinosaurs?
In a word: Yes.
"Birds are living dinosaurs, just as we are mammals," said Julia Clarke, a paleontologist studying the evolution of flight and a professor with the Department of Geological Sciences at the University of Texas at Austin. "
Basically paleontologists have determined that birds haven't evolved enough to really make them a seperate "thing" from dinosaurs. They still share some of the fundemental characteristics. Contemporary understanding is that there are still 10k extant species of avian dinosaurs.
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badblue
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Not in the op or poll question. You may have clarified in a comment but my answer was given as per the question that was asked (before I saw that comment).
Either case, my answer still stands:
Velociraptors were the size of turkeys. So a chicken the size of a turkey.... is not any more threating then the dinosaur I mentioned.
Rockondevil
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So you elaborated saying not T-Rex and rather raptors.
Honestly if you made a raptor and Rex the same size I’d be much more terrified of the raptor.
So because of that I’m taking my chances against the big chicken. Chickens aren’t hunters the way dinosaurs are and I feel I’d have a better chance.
Probably going to die either way.
Honestly if you made a raptor and Rex the same size I’d be much more terrified of the raptor.
So because of that I’m taking my chances against the big chicken. Chickens aren’t hunters the way dinosaurs are and I feel I’d have a better chance.
Probably going to die either way.
Dang it. I want to change my answer. How do I change my answer?
Gp1
Member
Imagine a fricking Tyrannosaur that has spores, can fly for short distances and kung fu kick the shit out of his prey.
Give me the chicken sized dinos anytime.
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I collect VHS tapes
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I’m surprised so many people are giving the wrong answer.
mansoor1980
Gold Member
nope , i would chicken out on both options
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GamingKaiju
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Dinosaur size chicken. If I lasso the giant bird imagine how much KFC would give me for it. What about the eggs? Dino size eggs could fetch a nice premium down on the farmers market ahh capitalism 
FunkMiller
Member
OP, why have you corrupted this extremely important debate with your chicken and dinosaur based lies?
The pure and true version is this:
Would you rather fight one horse sized duck, or fifty duck sized horses?
Are you anti duck, OP? Do you hate horses?
WHY OP? WHY?
The pure and true version is this:
Would you rather fight one horse sized duck, or fifty duck sized horses?
Are you anti duck, OP? Do you hate horses?
WHY OP? WHY?
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
Give me chicken sized raptors and I'll go to town with steel toe capped boots.
I fucking hate ducks. What’s the point in them? Stupid annoying quacky cunts. Swans and geese, too.
GymWolf
Member
But you like chickens?! Their only salvageable point is tasting good when fried.
I never said I liked chickens. Why do you think I want to fight them? They taste good fried, though, and I bloody love eggs.
GymWolf
Member
Since you like delsin more than cole i thought you just had shitty taste in general
Bernd Lauert
Banned
So it's 50 chicken sized velociraptors vs 1 velociraptor sized chicken? This is a no brainer tbh. 50 velociraptors would easily fuck your shit up, even if they're a bit smaller than an actual velociraptor. The big chicken would also a be a bitch to fight, but it would be managable I think.
Bullet Club
Banned
A giant chicken so I could sell it to KFC.
You only hate me ‘cos you ain’t me.Since you like delsin more than cole i thought you just had shitty taste in general
MastaKiiLA
Member
If you've watched a cock fight (not that kind, you filthy heathens), then you want no parts of that dino-sized chicken. You're basically just facing a dinosaur with a whole lot more crazy. I'd take the chicken-sized dinos, because at that size, you have a chance of defeating them individually, or even in pairs. So you can at least devise a strategy. With a dino-sized chicken, you're fucked. It wasn't the forelimbs that made those dinosaurs terrifying, it was the teeth and the legs. A chicken's beak is terrifying at scale, and give it the kicking power of an ostrich/kangaroo on top of that? Fuck no.
I think if you perform a steady retreat, in order to prevent being flanked, and you can land your kicks, you're going to injure/scare a decent number of those mini-dinos. You can pick up some rocks or stones as weapons. Maybe a stick to keep them at range. Hell, kick some dirt at them to temporarily blind or slow them. At least you have a fighting chance. But a big-ass chicken? Fuck no!
Now, swap a duck for a chicken, and it might be a different situation. A duck's bill seems less likely to maim, but I've seen those mad goose videos.
I think if you perform a steady retreat, in order to prevent being flanked, and you can land your kicks, you're going to injure/scare a decent number of those mini-dinos. You can pick up some rocks or stones as weapons. Maybe a stick to keep them at range. Hell, kick some dirt at them to temporarily blind or slow them. At least you have a fighting chance. But a big-ass chicken? Fuck no!
Now, swap a duck for a chicken, and it might be a different situation. A duck's bill seems less likely to maim, but I've seen those mad goose videos.
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The geese by the riverside where I live are notorious for the vicious attacks they carry out on passerby’s in the morning. Fucking knobheads think they run the joint.
FunkMiller
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Swans are the graceful royalty of the waterways, you monster.
Mods: ban this sick filth.
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I’d shit on the Queen’s pet’s heads. Fuck the Queen, and fuck her birds.
Tschumi
Member
Simple case of the chicken or the stEGGasaurus
Edit: a while ago whilst helping out a buddy i went to a petting zoo with some preschoolers, and for some reason they had an intense range of chickens from around the world... Like 20 different species... Some of them were fucking terrifying! Like many feet tall... They even had the original chickens from like the jungles of borneo or wherever and they were pretty freaking badass fa shaw
Edit: a while ago whilst helping out a buddy i went to a petting zoo with some preschoolers, and for some reason they had an intense range of chickens from around the world... Like 20 different species... Some of them were fucking terrifying! Like many feet tall... They even had the original chickens from like the jungles of borneo or wherever and they were pretty freaking badass fa shaw
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